is this like a Lanthimos movie where everyone speaks in flat stilted dialogue to create a sense of unease?
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why are they suddenly on a candlelit date?
hope this lifts my spirits!
Oh this is that Legend of Zelda Movie people are excited about right?
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we will need to see the face of this buggy horsie but his butt is fuzzy and patable at least
#monsterdon I unironically wish they still made movies like this. Just an absolutely standard hero's journey, traveling through cool places on the way and outsmarting a griffin or mermaid or whatever
Greetings! My friend and I saw you from across the clearing and really like your vibe! #monsterdon
two much wine, not enough scotch
honestly she has more LED in that cave than I do on my gaming rig
imagine if they had had enough microphones for all the actors in every scene
sir, I can barely understand what you're saying
That elf has a twelve o'clock shadow. Didn't they know elves can't grow beards? #monsterdon
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putting someone on a raft in water to burn them up seems silly
i wouldn't book hawk's actor as a dancing banana in a fruit-of-the-loom commercial
A lot of the class abilities these guys have seem to be based on editing tricks.
honestly your face pains me too
that trap doesn't work. he just has to roll over. it'd literally pull the mace _up_.
someone _demanded_ that extended food joke scene stay in. as badly as it trainwrecks the pacing, as flat as it falls, as completely as every line in it fails to work, someone _insisted_ it had to stay. literally _every_ editor involved had to have said "this needs cut," and yet, it's still here
_someone insisted that scene stay_, and they need to be punished
#monsterdon how much does this guy look like Arthur Darvill!!
Tonight on #Monsterdon 🐦️ ⚔️ 🪄 (Hawk the Slayer, 1980). I'll be rather active for ~2 hours, starting around 01:00 UTC (21:00 EDT, 18:00 PDT), so if you don't want silly commentary about a janky fantasy movie, mute the hashtag.
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