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247d

I want more libraries, but I also want more birdhouses, it's a conundrum 😁

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Comic from bizarro.com
Two birds stand infront of a little house with a plack saying "Free Library".
One bird says to the other, " Every time I come home from gathering twigs, it's filled with more of these thing."

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1y

The meeting between President Trump and Zelensky didn't go so great. 🤣

#meme #memes #funny #laugh #humor #lol #satire #presidentzelensy #zelensky #presidenttrump #trump #vpvance #vicepresidentvance #vance

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283d

Like a lot of industries, the publishing industry's purpose is to put more money in the pockets of those who already have to much... 😒

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Meme of a drawing of one person standing on a plank over a cliff with a group of people standing on the plank preventing it from going over.

Man over the cliff called Le publishers: "You will write papers for us and pay
us to publish them. You will review those papers for free. You will also pay us to read those papers."

One of the people holding the plank up steps off saying: "Fuck This!"

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287d

So, what we should wish for is that every part of the writing process would be as quick as the idea 🤔

So, writers start looking for that magic lamp or whatever wish-giver you believe in...😁
Lets see what the disastrously hilarious consequences will be 😜

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Post by Alexander Pennington

Writer: I wish I had a book idea
Brain: Here are some characters, worldbuilding, a magic system, a villain, everything you need for an amazing story!
Writer: How does it all go together?
Brain: What

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1y

Luckily Bert is right, you don't HAVE to read Dostoyevsky 😂 But you can if you want 😊

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Picture of a blackboard sign with colourful chalk writing:
Bert's Books
Don't cry for me Dostoyevsky
The truth is I never read you
All through your chapters
Your epic fiction
You kept on writing
I kept my distance

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316d

If you're going to go to hell anyway, why not go laughing 😂

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Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier.

| went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed. My Father-in-law said that night was the first time she ever screamed and fainted.

I'm going to Hell, but I'll go laughing.

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330d

I want things that are above my reading level, that's how I get better at reading 🤔😁

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Comic from Unshelved about a boy asking librarian about what books he can check out and the librarian telling him he can check out any book. The teacher says it's above the child's reading level and they have a policy. The librarian replies he loves the sound of a breaking policy breaking.

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1y

#memes #memuszki

A painting of a woman holding a box with smoke coming out of it. Caption:

Hey, it's me - Pandora. Welcome to my new unboxing video

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278d

I'm not complaining

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246d

And then when you do start writing them down, you end up with more ideas than you know what to do with... 😁

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Three panel meme with pictures from Pirates of the Caribbean movie where Jack is looking for rum.

Writer: "Why is my idea gone?"
Brain: "Because you refused to write it down last night when you were comfy in bed."
Writer: "But... why is my idea goen???"

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277d

I wish I would've realised sooner that I don't have to solve every fictional problem I came up with the same second I came up with them 😁

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Two part meme.
Top part is a picture of a pill bottle that says, Hard to swallow pills.
Bottom part is captioned: If you can't come up with solutions to basic fiction writing problems that you yourself made then try again timorrow, keep learning. Writing is a skill that can be improved.

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81d

The only safe captcha left
#robot #meme #memes #humor #asimov

reCaptcha:
Injusre a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being come to harm, to prove that you are not a robot.

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205d

Am I the only one who started writing just to see if I could🤔😂

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My main problem as a writer is that I don't write because “I have a story to tell”. I write because there are worlds I want to visit, ideas I want to explore, people I want to meet, conversations I want to hear, emotions that I want to express, and impossibilities I want to make real.

Which means that I still need a f*king plot.

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138d

If I had to take a stab at this I'd say I'm an 'Unemployed novelist/lawyer with social media manager and game author tendencies' otherwise known as an #IndieAuthor 🤔😂

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A diagram describing whether or not you are a novelist and what else you might be instead.

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1y

Shoutout to the human beings still manually making memes and not relying on some AI slop which is "an insult to Life itself"

I'd take a crude MSPaint drawing of a Taco over some Sam Altman enabling eye-slurry.

#TACO #Memes #AIslop

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270d

Suck it linguists I'll make my own grammar rolls 😜😂

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Post by keva
Here's my first attempt at synonym rolls, with attached picture of cinnamon rolls.

Reply by BrazilFlair
Just like grammar used to make.

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1y

cloud storage #memes

a closet behind a door with what would appear to be literal clouds.

A "Cloud Storage" sign can be seen beside the door opening.

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1y

Happy pride month! Don't fall for consumerist propaganda from people who would roast s'mores over your body if you were on fire.

Original: https://pizzacakecomic.com/

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1y

We NEED more sci-fi like Firefly in the shelves... 😁 If you have recommendations I'm looking 😊

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Post by SciFi RoundTable
Caption: I was excited until I realized these are three separate categories.
A Picture of a library sign:
INSPIRATIONAL
SCIENCE FICTION
WESTERNS
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1y

#liberatedmemes #memes #degrowth

Remember when the Internet was awesome and your phone wasn't a tracking device?

A cartoon of two men standing next to each other holding their cell phones. A giant constrictor snake is wrapped around one of them. The other man is saying " Go into settings, privacy, activity controls, Web activity, and deselect giant snake."

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1y

Ham-fisted construction is my favourite 😂

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abridged fairy tales by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Goldilocks: Home invader has ceral, breaks stuff, then falls asleep.
Hansel and Gretel: Some kids eat an old lady's house. Also cannibalism.
Beauty and the beast: Stockholm syndrome girl falls for ugly guy. Except he isn't.
Princess and the pea: Mattresses piled on a vegetable determine fitness to govern.
Cinderella: Wardrobe malfunction prompts strange footwear mating ritual.
Three little pigs: Ham-fisted construction keeps wolf at the door.

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1y

Don't forget it
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1y

Yes, I know I've posted this before, but I really want one 😊
Public libraries could make this the door to their reading areas, then I could try it, get sick of it, and not be bothered 😁

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