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Behold a house! 😂

I would've made a great ancient greek philosopher!

Making shit up that sounds plausible enough that you're not sure whether I made it up or not, that is what I do best!

And it's the best advice I can give to any aspiring writer 😜

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Post by pj evans

Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can’t move. So It's not the windows that make the car go, It's something else entirely.

Reply by gelledegg
This is what ancient greek philosophy is like.
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Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato's
day.

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Suck it linguists I'll make my own grammar rolls 😜😂

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Post by keva
Here's my first attempt at synonym rolls, with attached picture of cinnamon rolls.

Reply by BrazilFlair
Just like grammar used to make.

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1y

cloud storage #memes

a closet behind a door with what would appear to be literal clouds.

A "Cloud Storage" sign can be seen beside the door opening.

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1y

Happy pride month! Don't fall for consumerist propaganda from people who would roast s'mores over your body if you were on fire.

Original: https://pizzacakecomic.com/

#meme #memes #queer #lgbtq #lgbtqia #trans #transgender #mtf #transwoman

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1y

We NEED more sci-fi like Firefly in the shelves... 😁 If you have recommendations I'm looking 😊

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Post by SciFi RoundTable
Caption: I was excited until I realized these are three separate categories.
A Picture of a library sign:
INSPIRATIONAL
SCIENCE FICTION
WESTERNS
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1y

#liberatedmemes #memes #degrowth

Remember when the Internet was awesome and your phone wasn't a tracking device?

A cartoon of two men standing next to each other holding their cell phones. A giant constrictor snake is wrapped around one of them. The other man is saying " Go into settings, privacy, activity controls, Web activity, and deselect giant snake."

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1y

Ham-fisted construction is my favourite 😂

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abridged fairy tales by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Goldilocks: Home invader has ceral, breaks stuff, then falls asleep.
Hansel and Gretel: Some kids eat an old lady's house. Also cannibalism.
Beauty and the beast: Stockholm syndrome girl falls for ugly guy. Except he isn't.
Princess and the pea: Mattresses piled on a vegetable determine fitness to govern.
Cinderella: Wardrobe malfunction prompts strange footwear mating ritual.
Three little pigs: Ham-fisted construction keeps wolf at the door.

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1y

If a book hasn't been banned somewhere is it even worth reading? 🤔😁

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Picutre of a bookshelf with a sign saying,
Banned Books: Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
-Isaac Asimov
The shelf features books and has signs explaining what each one was banned for.

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1y

Don't forget it
#meme #memes #queer #lgbtq #lgbtqia #mentalhealth #trans #transgender #mtf #transwoman #lesbian #sapphic #wlw

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1y

Yes, I know I've posted this before, but I really want one 😊
Public libraries could make this the door to their reading areas, then I could try it, get sick of it, and not be bothered 😁

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A picture of a book case that opens into another library.
Caption:
Some dream of fame.
Some dream of traveling to space.
I dream of having a secret door in one library that leads to another hidden library.

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1y

Instead we're still busy exploring the depths of human cruelty... 😒

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Post by ghostdrama

I love old science fiction because it's all like “IT'S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE" like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us...

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1y

I'm going to request having all books featruing humans banned, on the grounds that humans are boring 😜😂

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A cartoon of three dogs at a library desk looking expectant as the librarian speaks to them saying, "The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

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1y

Made a little something.

#Memes #Humor #StarWars #Poetry

A picture from the Star Wars movies. A Bantha (a large, hairy creature with large curving horns) with a Tusken riding on top. Set against a desert background. A poem is on the upper left hand corner that says, “Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
But Sandpeople ride single file to hide their numbers
And that has made all the difference.”

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205d

What's your favourite trilogy? 🤔

Every speculative fiction reader has that one trilogy they can't get over...

For me it's between The Seagulls and Lord of the Rings, Star Wars barely breaks the top 50 😜😂

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Meme from 50 Nerds of Grey

Friend 1: What is your favourite trilogy?
Friend 2: Star Wars
Friend 3: Lord of the Rings
Me:
Three pictures from The Argus newspaper headlines.
1: Student attacked by seagull
2: Seagull attacked by student
3: Angry seagulls strike back

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1y

Damn those socialist plots, what are they trying to do, help people?!? 😜 😁

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Post By The Library Owl
My girlfriend regularly tells me “if
free public libraries didn't already
exist and someone tried to invent
them, they would be condemned
as a socialist plot” and | think
about that a lot.

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198d

I don't know if this is true, but I want to believe that it is so that's what I'm going to do 😁

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Picture of an open book with the caption: "In Finland, there are more public libraries than fast food chains."

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1y

Traffic makes beasts of us all, but that's too far, way too far 😂

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Post by lindsey

I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them.

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120d

The thing they don't tell you about so called "professional industry" people is they have no idea what they're doing either 😂

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Caption: The best screenwriting advice I have ever seen

Post by Mistamema on a picture from the new Star Wars movies:
If you ever have waning confidence in your screenwriting or storytellings abilities, just remember that a professionally paid, multimillionaire screenwriter wrote down the words "somehow palpatine returned" for the final installment of a major hollywood franchise, that has run for over 40 vears.

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1y

#meme #memes #alien #aliens #flufflepuff #crysalis #mlp #mlpg4 #mlpfim #mylittlepony #parody #mashup #funny #humor #laugh #lol

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1y

Just a simple #Fact for #Today and, in fact, any other day. 🤣

#Memes #Microsoft #MicrosoftTeams #Windows

A meme. A vampire hates sunlight. Superman hates kryptonite. And me, I hate Microsoft Teams.

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1y

Hopefully we know by now...

Source: https://www.themuse.com/advice/20-essential-twitter-rules-youve-probably-never-heard

@politicalmemes

#memes #twitter #politics

Hopefully by this point we all know not to trumpet our political or religious views all over Twitter...

Well, this aged well

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1y

That's my favorite part of the holidays! 😂

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Post by Fran
Two paintings of women in nice dresses reading books.
Caption: My favourite category of painting is “portrait of an introvert who snuck out of the party she was forced to attend to go read in a quiet room somewhere” also known as me every holiday season.

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1y

Nonspecific editions > Specific editions 😂

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Nonspecific Editions by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Some Musketeers, Dumas
Roughly The Mid Nineteen Eighties, Orwell
An Unsightly Property on the Yorkshire Moons, Bronte
The Approximate temperature Paper Catches Fire, Bradbury
Around the World Eventualy, Verne
One of the Henrys, Shakespeare

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1y

#SithFiles #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #meme #memes #StarWars

Supreme Chancellor Palpatine @realSheevPalpatine
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SITH FILES! Thev are a HOAX written by Yoda, Kenobi, and the JEDI DEEP STATE
Darth Plagueis killed himself in his sleep. This is the same as the Dooku, Dooku, Dooku Hoax, there was no collusion with the Trade Federation.
I have deported over 1 BILLION Separatist aliens from our beautiful republic but Lyin' Mon and Fake News Padme HATE that we are MAKING THE GALAXY GREAT AGAIN!

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Big Mad

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