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143d

The problem is that whatever dumbass thing I think of to do some more creative dumbass has already ruined it by forcing someone to make a rule against it 🤔😂

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Post by Tara Wine-Queen
"Once again, my plans have been foiled"

Picture of a library ladder with picture on it from Beauty and the Beast where Belle is singing and dancing on a library ladder. With a large Forbbiden mark over it.

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146d

That's why I write #SpeculativeFiction things are always right if I'm making everything up 😜😂
Also, did you know to create a fictional world from scratch you have to start with creating the #Multiverse? At least that's what I've been told... 😅

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Why researching before writing is so, so important.

Screenshot from book MADERING MILLER: His skin was the color of just-pressed olive.

Picture of just pressed olive that is an alien looking lime green.

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If I'm understanding this correctly, beating someone with a stick is essential to the writing process 🤔😂

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Post by aelenko
having writer friends is being like in the world’s tiniest fandom except to get new content you have to beat it out of the author with a stick

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being a writer is like being in the world’s tiniest fandom and you have to beat content out of yourself with a stick

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129d

This library needs an "interesting smells" section 🤔😁

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Picture of a wood sign leaning up agains a tree with a waterbowl on the side and a bunch of sticks under the sign.
I blue letters the sign says:
"Dog Library
Take A Stick Leave A Stick"

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130d

#autistic #neurodivergent #memes

This is a humorous and relatable bar chart in a simple, hand-drawn style.

The title at the top reads, "HOW CLEARLY AND CONCISELY YOU CAN ARTICULATE YOUR THOUGHTS."

The chart has a vertical y-axis and a horizontal x-axis. There are two bars representing two different situations:

1. On the left, labeled "WHEN SPEAKING," there is a very short, thin, dark blue horizontal bar. Its height is minimal, barely rising above the x-axis, suggesting a very low ability to articulate thoughts clearly when speaking.

2. On the right, labeled "IN WRITING," there is a very tall, thick, dark red bar. This bar is dramatically taller than the first one, towering over it and taking up most of the vertical space on the chart. This represents a much higher ability to articulate thoughts clearly in writing.

The joke lies in the extreme visual contrast, highlighting the common experience of being much more eloquent and coherent in writing than in spontaneous conversation.

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138d

I've given people that look, it doesn't work 😂

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An old painting of a woman holding a book and looking unamused.

Caption: When someone assumes that when you are reading a book, that you are "doing nothing" and therefore can be interrupted. Repeatedly.

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135d

new ayn rand just dropped

#argentina #milei #javierMilei #bailout #uspol #aynRand #atlasShrugged #meme #memes #libertarian #libertarians #libertarianism

Cover of Atlas Shrugged, but with new title "Atlas needs you to spot him like $20 billion", 1st argentinian edition

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136d

Let's see the last meme saved on your phone or laptop. No NSFW please.

Please boost and let's make this a massive meme dump.

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197d

Hermanos Ubuntu

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La imagen es una tira cómica de tres viñetas estilo caricatura, inspirada en los personajes de Mario y Luigi, pero con logos de distribuciones Linux: Ubuntu (de rojo) y Linux Mint (de verde).

Primera viñeta: Una mujer saluda diciendo: "Hola, son los hermanos Ubuntu".

Segunda viñeta: El personaje de Linux Mint, con gesto triste, le pregunta: "Mamá, ¿por qué nunca recuerdas mi nombre?".

Tercera viñeta: La mujer le responde: "Lo siento, Ubuntu verde", confundiendo su distribución con Ubuntu pero en color verde.

El chiste juega con la idea de que Linux Mint es un derivado de Ubuntu y a veces se le resta identidad propia. Texto generado con IA

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124d

Abridged crossover idea:
Homeinvader eats an old lady's ham-fisted construction and falls for ugly guy who with a mattresses piled on a vegetable, and strange footwear mating rituals, is determined fit to govern. 😂

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