The Earth is made up of 70% water which isn’t carbonated.
So technically it’s flat.
dadjokes
It's been another year since I've done an introductory "This is me" style post, so I think it's time to refresh it...again.
Please allow me to re-introduce myself!
Who am I? 40+ year old Dad with 4 kids/ Other descriptors: Christian, enviromancer, leftist, nerd, Animal Crossing enjoyer.
Primary Nonsense I Post: Dad jokes, manga, Animal Crossing, music (lots of J-Pop and K-Pop), NYT Games (Wordle, Strands, Connections - always behind a spoiler)
Fav Manga: Akane-Banashi, One Piece, Sailor Moon, Fist of the North Star, Blue Box, Donald Duck Visits Japan
Fav Music: Twice, Weird Al, Coheed & Cambria, Clean Bandit, IVE, Fall Out Boy, Dreamcatcher
#Introductions #Introduction #Music #KPop #DadJokes #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #Manga #Fediverse #Mastodon
Edited 1y ago
For Fathers' day this year, I got given a roll of toilet paper with #ShitJokes printed on it. And the first couple at least, aren't that bad.
It seems a shame to 'use' it, so I'll post them here every day that I remember instead.
People when they follow me for some random political post and then discover that most of what I talk about is music, Dad jokes, and Animal Crossing
#DadJokes #Silly #ACNH #Music #Meme #Memes #StarWarsMemes #PrequelMemes
Edited 2y ago
#presentación Hola gente, soy secondchancelemon y soy marido, papá de un nene de 4 años, y un enfermo renal crónico (genética, mala genética).
Soy abstemio, mi humor es onda #dadjokes, tengo mala memoria, un tímpano roto, me gustan los insultos, las malas palabras, las paradojas y las contradicciones.
Hice un degoogle y encontré Mastodon por casualidad, hace 9 meses, buscando alejarme de las rr.ss algorítmicas. Floté por otras instancias hasta llegar a los rebeldes de Argentina. Acá encontré gente que le gusta #Linux y el software libre, la ciberseguridad, el selfhosting, el activismo político, la filosofía, la psicología, la piratería y todas las cosas nerds que hacen lindo al mundo.
Leí a Douglas Adams y creí haber encontrado al mejor autor de todos los tiempos, hasta que encontré a Terry Pratchett. Ahora estoy re-leyendo "El quinto elefante" con mi esposa, de la Saga de la Guardia.
#Raspberries #Prince #DadJokes #TerriblePuns
I 100% sent this image to my adult children the other day.
If every male honey bee stops working for better pay, now that's a drone strike I can get behind.