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62d

I have this on a t-shirt, that's where my sweet style comes from 😜😂

#TheITCrowd #TV
#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny

Photo of Moss from The IT Crowd TV show.
Caption: "I like being weird. Weird's all I've got. That and my sweet style."

62d

Another sneak peak wednesday, this time the opening quote of chapter ten of The Last Philosopher: Part Two

Let me know what you think about the Gods' dice habit 🤔😁

1€ ebook of Part One found here: https://books2read.com/b/m0pJYA

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#Reading #Readers

In the dark

“The Gods’ only talent is playing dice with the universe. But even then they have to load the dice.”

~The first philosopher

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29d

But reading will help with that, I'd like to propose that: The Revolution should be educated! 😂

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#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

Cartoon of the Peanuts with one child, in class, saying to the other, "No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them.

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19d

#meme #humour

A collage-style digital artwork featuring Paris Hilton wearing a pink velvet Juicy Couture tracksuit, dark sunglasses, and a sparkling butterfly necklace while reclining on a sofa with a small chihuahua in matching pink gear. Overlaid around her are large black solar-powered security cameras mounted on poles. Glowing pixelated light blue text reads "we're all cam girls" at the top and "IN THE SURVEILLANCE STATE" at the bottom.

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20d

I never remember my dreams, so I'm going to assume this is what I dream about all the time! Dogs who read 😁

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#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

Post by Daniel Spenser

Last week I had a dream and the only thing I remembered about the dream
was a poster on a wall so I made the poster and put it on a wall and it was the fastest I have ever made a dream come true and it felt exhilarating like I had solved a mystery.

Poster of a dog reading a book titled Bones held by a human hand. With the repeated caption EVERYBODY READS! in the background.

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1y

If a book hasn't been banned somewhere is it even worth reading? 🤔😁

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Picutre of a bookshelf with a sign saying,
Banned Books: Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
-Isaac Asimov
The shelf features books and has signs explaining what each one was banned for.

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18d

As a middle-aged man I still identify with Alice in Wonderlands "required to play along with adult nonsense" 🤔

I'd like to suggest the subtitle: "10-years-old and already sick of your bullshit." 😂

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Post by roach-works

look, here’s the thing: alice in wonderland’s enduring fucking charm is that
it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who
is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense.

alice is dragged from place to place without warning, forced to play stupid
games with no good prizes, grilled over her schooling and manners and
recitation and dress, scolded, judged, insulted to her face, sent away,
given gifts she didn’t ask for and doesn’t like, corrected incorrectly, been
subject to shifting and arbitrary rules, and then when she gets snappish
with all this bullshit everyone acts like a little girl’s temper is the end of the
fucking world.

alice in wonderland isn’t a drug trip or a nightmare or a metaphor, that’s
just what being ten years old is LIKE. that’s why kids love it so much. even
if they can’t quite articulate how, they recognize themselves in it.

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Traffic makes beasts of us all, but that's too far, way too far 😂

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#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
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Post by lindsey

I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them.

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1y

That's my favorite part of the holidays! 😂

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#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
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Post by Fran
Two paintings of women in nice dresses reading books.
Caption: My favourite category of painting is “portrait of an introvert who snuck out of the party she was forced to attend to go read in a quiet room somewhere” also known as me every holiday season.

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53d

The most unrealistic thing about DnD is that the Figher Class still exists 😂

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#Fantasy #DnD #Fighter #Bard

Post by Roleplaying and Rollplaying

Bard: Hey bro! What's up with you?
Fighter: Training.
Bard: Dude, lighten up! Come party!
Fighter: While you were partying, I was studying the blade.
Bard: Ok dude, but partying gave me magic powers.
Fighter:...you've got to be fucking kidding me.

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51d

All shall love Disney and DESPAIR! 😂

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme
#Disney #Kills #StarWars #To #Roaring #Applause
#Humor #Humour #Funny

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45d

Just like Sisyphus, you have to imagine writers being happy 😜😂

#Sisyphus #Absurdism
#WritingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Geek
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

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22d

The fact that marketing more than quality influences what becomes popular is proof that we live in an inherently unjust universe 😜😁

#WritingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Geek
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Novel #Books #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks
#Marketing #Popular

A meme captioned: When god makes indie authors
1: A spoonful of determination
2: Some wit and courage
3: An extra dose of natural writing talent
4: But they can't have everything. I'll add just a dash of poor marketing skills
5: *Whoops* As he spills the entire dose...

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21d

Are all Job Creators also Dark Lords, or is it just most? 🤔😜

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#Fantasy #LotR #Job #Jobs #Industry #Gifts
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Three panel meme with images from The Lord of the Ring movies.
1: Good guy Sauron, gave out gifts. Picture of the Ringwraiths.
2: Developed industry. Picture of Orcs and a furnace.
3: Created thousands of jobs. Picture of the plains of Mordor burning with troops.

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24d

As a white man I approve this message for our culture! 😂

#Thinking #Meme
#Philosophy #Psyhology #Humor #Humour #Funny

Post by Brian Kibler

As a white man, I hate Al for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.

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19d

I feel sorry for librarians in the era of tech-bro controlled social media 😒

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#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

One panel comic of a library with a patron saying, "I FIND THIS BOOK OFFENSIVE!" and the librarian replying, "Cool. Given it back so I can lend it to someone who doesn't."

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#meme #humour

A meme with top text reading "Me trying to sleep / Cats at 3 AM :" above an artwork depicting two cats in samurai armor fighting on a tiled roof. One black cat wields two swords while a striped cat prepares to draw a sword from its sheath.

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17d

If it wasn't for the whole:
'I'm a billionaire whose hobby is beating up the mentally ill'-thing.
I could totally be batman 😂

@comicbooks
@reading
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Billionaires #Suck #FuckBillionaires #FuckBatman
#Introvert #IntrovertMemes
#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Comics #ComicBooks

Post by @AbleLikes
Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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44d

As an opening line this is hard to beat 😂

#DouglasAdams
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#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

Photo of the Chapter 1 of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Post by Dunwall:
this is my favourite quote ever

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For anyone who's been waiting...

I now have three chapters or ten scenes left to edit before The Last Philosopher: Part Two will be available 😁

Progress is slow, but I'm getting there... 😊

Here's some fanart of Lyeasrakardsul to reward your patience.

@reading @books @fantasy @bookstodon

#AmWriting #IndieAuthor #Indie
#FantasyBooks #Fantasy #Satire #Humor #Humour #Comedy
#Novel #Books #Bookstodon
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity

Fanart of Lyeasrakardsul reading by candlelight in his penthouse apartment.

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16d

Strongly agree 😂

#Introvert #NoTalking
#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Painting of a woman sitting at a desk writting.
Caption: The library is a good start, but we need more places where people aren't allowed to talk.

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When it hurts so good you can't stop #reading 😁

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As a man writing fiction I'd like to be able to say we've come a long way since then, but I'm not sure it's true... 🤔

#WritingMemes #Meme #Fiction #Men #Humor #Humour #Geek
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Post by imshotta
So God impregnated a teenage girl so she could give birth to his son... who was also himself... so he could sacrifice himself... to himself... to convince himself to forgive humanity... for breaking rules he created.
Reply by enchanted.bookwyvern
This is why I almost exclusively read books by female authors. Men can't write fiction for shit

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13d

Free goo, you say? 🤔
Where do I sign up 😂

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Movies #SciFi #TheMatrix

Photo of Neo having just woken up from the matrix.

Caption: Living in one of those glowing red tubes in The Matrix now seems kind of nice. You get a free tube, no rent, free goo, and then they kill you. Seems nice.

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67d

Kicking and screaming is the only way I go anywhere, but the boring dystopia we're heading towards has earned it more than most 🤔😂

@webcomics
@reading @bookstodon @books

#CalvinAndHobbes
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#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon

Four panel Calvin and Hobbes comic.

Calvin: YESTERDAY DAD WENT UT TO BUY A HARDCOVER NOVEL.

HE SAID HE WANTED TO READ SOMETHING LONG, RICH, AND THOUGHT- PROVOKING FOR A CHANGE, AND HE WANTED A CLOTH BINDING SO HIS BOOK COULD BE CARRIED AROUND AND REREAD LATER.

THEN HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO BUY THE BOOK WITH CASH SO NOBODY COULD TRACE THE PURCHASE TO HIM AND EXPLOIT HIS INTERESTS FOR COMMERCIAL PURPOSES.

Hobbes: YOUR DADS GOING INTO THE FUTURE KICKING AND SCREAMING. ISN'T HE?

Calvin: WHAT IF HES TURNING INTO SOME KIND OF SUBVERSIVE?

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