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21d

I never remember my dreams, so I'm going to assume this is what I dream about all the time! Dogs who read 😁

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Post by Daniel Spenser

Last week I had a dream and the only thing I remembered about the dream
was a poster on a wall so I made the poster and put it on a wall and it was the fastest I have ever made a dream come true and it felt exhilarating like I had solved a mystery.

Poster of a dog reading a book titled Bones held by a human hand. With the repeated caption EVERYBODY READS! in the background.

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53d

This post puts words to my favourite experience as a reader 😊

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Post by angelica chong

there is something incredibly satisfying about reading the first page of a book, and immediately something in your brain sits up and goes 'oh, i'm going to like this' — and then every subsequent page proves you right

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19d

As a middle-aged man I still identify with Alice in Wonderlands "required to play along with adult nonsense" 🤔

I'd like to suggest the subtitle: "10-years-old and already sick of your bullshit." 😂

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Post by roach-works

look, here’s the thing: alice in wonderland’s enduring fucking charm is that
it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who
is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense.

alice is dragged from place to place without warning, forced to play stupid
games with no good prizes, grilled over her schooling and manners and
recitation and dress, scolded, judged, insulted to her face, sent away,
given gifts she didn’t ask for and doesn’t like, corrected incorrectly, been
subject to shifting and arbitrary rules, and then when she gets snappish
with all this bullshit everyone acts like a little girl’s temper is the end of the
fucking world.

alice in wonderland isn’t a drug trip or a nightmare or a metaphor, that’s
just what being ten years old is LIKE. that’s why kids love it so much. even
if they can’t quite articulate how, they recognize themselves in it.

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54d

The most unrealistic thing about DnD is that the Figher Class still exists 😂

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Post by Roleplaying and Rollplaying

Bard: Hey bro! What's up with you?
Fighter: Training.
Bard: Dude, lighten up! Come party!
Fighter: While you were partying, I was studying the blade.
Bard: Ok dude, but partying gave me magic powers.
Fighter:...you've got to be fucking kidding me.

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52d

All shall love Disney and DESPAIR! 😂

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46d

Just like Sisyphus, you have to imagine writers being happy 😜😂

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23d

The fact that marketing more than quality influences what becomes popular is proof that we live in an inherently unjust universe 😜😁

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A meme captioned: When god makes indie authors
1: A spoonful of determination
2: Some wit and courage
3: An extra dose of natural writing talent
4: But they can't have everything. I'll add just a dash of poor marketing skills
5: *Whoops* As he spills the entire dose...

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22d

Are all Job Creators also Dark Lords, or is it just most? 🤔😜

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Three panel meme with images from The Lord of the Ring movies.
1: Good guy Sauron, gave out gifts. Picture of the Ringwraiths.
2: Developed industry. Picture of Orcs and a furnace.
3: Created thousands of jobs. Picture of the plains of Mordor burning with troops.

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17d

If it wasn't for the whole:
'I'm a billionaire whose hobby is beating up the mentally ill'-thing.
I could totally be batman 😂

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@reading
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

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Post by @AbleLikes
Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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45d

As an opening line this is hard to beat 😂

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Photo of the Chapter 1 of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Post by Dunwall:
this is my favourite quote ever

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As a man writing fiction I'd like to be able to say we've come a long way since then, but I'm not sure it's true... 🤔

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Post by imshotta
So God impregnated a teenage girl so she could give birth to his son... who was also himself... so he could sacrifice himself... to himself... to convince himself to forgive humanity... for breaking rules he created.
Reply by enchanted.bookwyvern
This is why I almost exclusively read books by female authors. Men can't write fiction for shit

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14d

Free goo, you say? 🤔
Where do I sign up 😂

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#Movies #SciFi #TheMatrix

Photo of Neo having just woken up from the matrix.

Caption: Living in one of those glowing red tubes in The Matrix now seems kind of nice. You get a free tube, no rent, free goo, and then they kill you. Seems nice.

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8d

I'm both of these readers...
I especially "treat reality as a temporary inconvenience" and "ask questions nobody prepared for" 😁

My reader Reader Threat Level score would be is 8/10 🤔 That sounds surprisingly right to me 😂

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P.S If you know where these are from let me know so I can add credit.

Literary Fiction Readers
Threat Level: 11/10
* analyses everything
* hears what wasn't said
* notices energy shifts
* finds symbolism accidentally
* asks questions nobody prepared for

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Fantasy Readers
Threat Level: 5/10
* mentally lives elsewhere
* knows 17 fictional kingdoms
* treats reality as a temporary inconvenience
* owns maps for places that don't exist

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14d

I didn't know I was a legend 😁

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Six panel meme captioned: Every legend has a weakness.
1: Samson, hair
2: Achilles, heel
3: Writer, writing

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20d

Well, it seems the 'Yes' vote for an audiobook version won by a slight margin 😁

Which I completely understand, I wouldn't want to listen to me either 😂

Question, would anyone be interested in an Audiobook version of The Last Philosopher read by me? 😁

I'm trying to decide what to work on next...

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48% Yes
37% No
4% Mind your own business ya nosy gobshite...
11% Other in comments

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41d

If you think you can beat nature at the game of horror, you're gonna have a bad time! 😂

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Photo captioned: "This beehive that replaced a statue's head"
Reply by Saira: what in the resident evil is this

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41d

I mean, Hebden Bridge does sound a lot more fun... 😂

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Photo of a little book house on which someone has put an angry note reading: WHOEVER IS PLACING THE COPYS OF PORNOGRAPHIC LITERATURE IN HERE, STOP! CORNHOLME IS A GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN VILLAGE. IF THIS FILTH IS TO YOUR LIKING MAY WE SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE TO THE CESS PIT THAT IS HEBDEN BRIDGE!

Captioned: I don’t know about you, but I'm off to Hebden Bridge!

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33d

Well, it's not JUST stuff, it's stuff within stuff within stuff... It's Stuffception 😁

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@writingbooks @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

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Writers explaining their story

In their head: complex, emotional masterpiece

Out loud: so... stuff happens

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36d

All hail Gandalf The Green 😜😂

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Three screenshots from the Lord of the Rings movies
Frodo: Here Gandalf, you take the ring
Gandalf: Fuck it, why not?
Later: Its a dark time. Hobbits rule Middle-Earth. The kingdoms of man are forced to work in vast pipewseed farms. The Elves research day and night to increase the potency of the plant. Dark Lord Gandalf has not been even remotely sober in over 1000 years.

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34d

This may be the most human power of all 😂 Does that mean we're the villians? 🤔😜

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Comic of a dressed up man talking to a woman on a bench: "My superpower is turning anything I don't understand into a conspiracy theory."

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39d

After Data, Chief O'Brien, Union Man, might be my favourite Star Trek character 😂

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Two photo meme of Quark and Cheif O'Brien.
Quark: I suppose your capitalists are less sly than ours
O'Brien: Our capitalists are dead. Ancient humans workers slew them centuries ago. They were more trouble than they were worth.

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9d

I know #Romantasy is a big thing right now, but how are things going with #RoSciFi 🤔😁

In an alternate universe they're making this kind of #Spicy 😂

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Cover with an android doing the Marily Monroe over a vent pose in a yellow dress.
Title: Do Androids Drema of Electric Dicks?
A new novel by Philip K. Sheep

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4d

In this fast paced cowardly new world heading for 1984...

You take what is offered or you do without 🤔😜

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Morpheus offering Neo Pills meme.
In one hand is Orwell's 1984 in the other Huxley's Brave New World.
Morpheus: Did you just take both pills?

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7d

Being the main character of anything is rarely a good thing but this is especially bad 😂

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Joey from Friends meme.
Relaxed Joey: You're the main character
Stressed Joey: ... of a Russian Classic.

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23h

If I can't make up my own words what's even the point of writing 😂

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Starwars meme where a banker is asking Darth Sidious if it's legal but now it's Shakespeare.

Shakespeare's editors reading his plays: "My lord, is that a word?"
Shakespeare: "I will make it a word!"

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