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18d

I mean I really thought no one loved the spectacluar Plains of Procrastination in the super-comfy Lands of Laziness more than me, but I guess this little hobbit is going on an adventure 😂

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Post by Gabino Iglesias

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

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17d

I'm not big on tattoos but I'd consider getting this! 😁

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Photp of a tattoo going around the kneecap saying, "You must gather your party before venturing forth."

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16d

It's extremely rare to find a great show that will make you both think and laugh 🤔

So, watch 'The Good Place' and become a slightly better person than you were yesterday 😊😇

If you've seen it let me know your favourite moments 😁

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Two panel meme of Ted Danson as Michael
1: "What matters isn't if people are good or bad"
2: "What matters is if they're trying to be better today than they were yesterday."

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14d

This is why we can't have nice things, and also don't bother trying to change my mind 😂

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Change my mind meme where the guy is Quark the Ferengi.

Sign says: "Humans are more like the Ferengi than the Federation. CHANGE MY MIND"

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51d

Does thinking of cool ways to kill the multiverse count? 🤔 😁

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Photo of a woman looking menacing holding a butcher's knife.

Caption: "If you've ever spent any measurable amount of time considering "cool" ways to kill people... You're probably an author"
~Harry Widdifield

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12d

What's that old saying again, 'Write high, edit drunk?' 😜😂 Then again I've never written a sonnet 😁

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Photo of cannabis and a painting of Shakespear captioned: Forensic analysis found cannabis residue in clay pipes excavated from Shakespeare's garden.

Reply by omeo: ain’t no sober person writing a damn sonnet

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5d

RE: https://mastodon.art/@NickEast_IndieWriter/117172203765192969

With 40 votes the result of the poll is in:

97% think I should add images to The Last Philosopher ebook.

78% think I should add them as scene/chapter headers.

So, expect Part two to have images, mostly maps...

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10d

I think this is one reason I like writing fantasy, whatever weirdness I come up with it's always correct 🤔😁

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Post by Victoria Aveyard
all writers should have doctor friends

Writer: Can you get internal bleeding, like coughing up blood, from broken ribs and blunt force trauma to the abdomem
Doctor: Yes
Writer: Excellent

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9d

That's it, that's the story 🤔
No one can tell me Dune isn't realistic 😂

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Post by dunemovie
Explain Dune in one sentence.

Reply by August J. Pollak
In a move so unsurprising there is literally an eons-old galactic prophecy about it, powerful, horny men are unable to peacefully share a planet made of cocaine.

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5d

It is great, most of the time 😂

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Stranger: It must be great to be a fantasy author. You can write whatever you want.
Me, rewriting 1/4 of my narrative because my characters live too far apart: Yeah, Great.

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4d

If the Dark Lord can make time for his hobbies then so can you 😁

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Post by Ecuadorable

It's sweet how Sauron wants to rule all creatures and bring darkness to all
Middle Earth but he also takes some time out of his wretched schedule to
write a little poem and engrave it in home-made jewelry.

We all need a hobby is what I'm saying.

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3d

I'm taking suggestions for books with sarcastic piece of trash characters 😁

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me: this character is a sarcastic
little nasty piece of trash

friend: so you hate him?

me: no that’s my favorite character

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I'm super late for my biannual re-#introduction post... Whoops! 😅

Anyway, I'm slanderoid. I'm just some guy from a tiny #rural village in Midwest, USA. I came to #Mastodon after #Twitter turned into a medical waste dumpster fire back in 2022. I'm turning 40 in a week and I feel weird about it

I'm a #geek. (Or a #nerd, I'm not sure which.) I love #horror of all kinds. I used to play a lot of #VideoGames but not so much, lately. I'm more into #movies and #music at the moment. I love #books and I can often be found #reading something. My wife and I run a big #LittleFreeLibrary from our front lawn. We've got some big plans for it next year!

I recently launched a website full of my #writing over at https://notaherostory.com. #NotAHeroStory has been my dream for many years and it's cool that, after some hard work, time, and dedication, it finally exists! If you're into #fantasy, #comedy, #LitRPG, or #beer, you should check it out. It's 94% free!

If you're new here, welcome! 😄