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24d

Fun with edu-fuckin-cation, am I doing it right? 😂

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Post by @matchatia
This was the most valuable information I learned at UCLA:

Photo of a presentation:
All Spoken Language has Rules!
fanTAstic -> fan fuckin tastic
Rule: 'fucking can be inserted only before a stressed syllable

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9d

Moon tan. #grickledoodle #vampire #horror #moon #tan #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A lanky vampire lounges on a beach towel under a large full moon while small bat-like creatures perch on driftwood and the shore, giving the nighttime seaside scene a quiet, slightly eerie mood.

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10d

This is the kind of rave I like 😂

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9d

Have you given your books some attention lately? 😁

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Four panel webcomic with a sad book.

1: As a book, I have so much to tell. But nobody ever reads me. No one is interested in my stories...
2: It seems I am not worth the paper I am printed on! I'd be much more useful if I were a pack of tissues.
3-4: A girl comes alomg and picks up the book, and the book is happy.

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8d

Clark Kent should really only clean his glasses in the privacy of his own home. #grickledoodle #superman #clarkkent #superheroes #cartoon #funny #art #humor #drawing

Office workers stare as Clark Kent takes off his glasses to clean them at a desk nameplate reading "C. Kent" beneath a bulletin-board poster asking "WHO IS THE SUPERMAN?", jokingly revealing Clark Kent’s secret identity.

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8d

tHe MeTRiC SySTEm iS BetTeR BEcUz iTS MoaR PreCiSE

#meme #html #webdev #linux #css #funny

imperial html
cornsilk
hotpink
gold
cornflowerblue

metric html
ffffd7
ffd700
ff5faf
5f87ff

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7d

Statement. #grickledoodle #fashion #penguins #bowtie #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Two penguins on a pebble-strewn shore, one wearing a small bow tie while the other smirks and the caption reads "Nice touch," joking about penguins' natural tuxedo-like plumage.

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7d

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

What.

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#funny #cat #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

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6d

Me like caffeine! #grickledoodle #muppets #coffee #cookiemonster #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A shaggy, wide-eyed blue "coffee monster" gleefully drinks from one of many mugs spread across a diner counter, surrounded by coffee pots and cups while a bemused customer watches — a humorous depiction of obsessive caffeine consumption.

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6d

Rip and tear until about 8:00 PM, then it’s bed time kiddo you have school in the morning

#comic #webcomic #funny #parenting

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159d

I fear I'm not nice enough to swear to h*ck, but I kind of wish I was that has to count for something 😇😂

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Post by RED

| swear to h*ck, if I have to explain the difference between Science Fiction and Fantasy again, I will literally be so glad to help because learning is awesome and those two genres are my favorite.

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203d

It's almost like publishers don't know the Spice of Life when they see it 😜😂

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Two panel meme of a person being uplifted by an angel.
Panel one: Frank Herbert getting rejected by every credible publisher.
Panel two: A company that specializes in car repair manuals thinking his story about giant worms and space drugs is kinda neat.

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11d

I think this is one reason I like writing fantasy, whatever weirdness I come up with it's always correct 🤔😁

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Post by Victoria Aveyard
all writers should have doctor friends

Writer: Can you get internal bleeding, like coughing up blood, from broken ribs and blunt force trauma to the abdomem
Doctor: Yes
Writer: Excellent

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10d

That's it, that's the story 🤔
No one can tell me Dune isn't realistic 😂

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Post by dunemovie
Explain Dune in one sentence.

Reply by August J. Pollak
In a move so unsurprising there is literally an eons-old galactic prophecy about it, powerful, horny men are unable to peacefully share a planet made of cocaine.

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6d

The question is, was it too spicy? Or not spicy enough? 😂

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5d

Follow your passion. #grickledoodle #spiderman #DocOck #octupus #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Doctor Octopus who genuinely loves octopuses crouches on a rocky shore as several pink octopuses cling to him and his long mechanical suit arms; caption reads: "It really wasn't about the suit, or Spider-man, or any of it. He just legit loved octopuses. And they loved him."

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4d

If the Dark Lord can make time for his hobbies then so can you 😁

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Post by Ecuadorable

It's sweet how Sauron wants to rule all creatures and bring darkness to all
Middle Earth but he also takes some time out of his wretched schedule to
write a little poem and engrave it in home-made jewelry.

We all need a hobby is what I'm saying.

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4d

Morning time. #grickledoodle #weird #eggs #breakfast #face #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Man at a breakfast table with two eggs for eyes and a bacon mouth stares at a plate with two sunny-side-up eggs and bacon; he awkwardly says, "Ha ha. Weird."

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4d

I'm taking suggestions for books with sarcastic piece of trash characters 😁

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me: this character is a sarcastic
little nasty piece of trash

friend: so you hate him?

me: no that’s my favorite character

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4d

My husband woke up this morning and instantly began laughing so hard that he had tears in his eyes. I was like "What on earth?"

Once he had calmed down enough, he told me that he had a dream where he had to pitch to some TV executives the idea of a new police/detective procedural with a twist.

The show would center around a particular cop with the nickname "The Tuner". First half of the show is tracking down the bad guy. Next half is the interrogation.

The Tuner is a great cop, but where he really shines is in the interrogation room.

His method? He pulls out a guitar and starts to tune it, asking the perp "Does this sound right?" whilst continuously making sure that it never sounds right and is always slightly off tune.

He does this untill the perp cant stand it anymore, cracks and confesses to the crime.

Once my husband told me this I also started laughing and the idea of it has been making me burst out in fits of giggles all morning.

#dreams #marriage #funny

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3d

Limited time. #grickledoodle #frogs #pond #boat #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Four jubilant frogs in a handmade motorboat cheering as a turtle swims nearby; caption reads, "The frogs had managed to build a boat and motor entirely from scratch, but thankfully for the rest of the pond they only had about a week's worth of gas."

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31d

The most recent review of my story The Last Philosopher, for me the greatest compliment I can get is that someone wants to reread the story 😊

Buy Part One: https://books2read.com/b/m0pJYA

1€ Ebook. Help an #IndieAuthor to get to 100€ sales. This is not for the profit but to avoid the fees from D2D.

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$A Brilliant Story in Absurdist Flavor by Billy101 Friday, July 3rd, 2026 20:04 First of all, this story challenged my brain. It requires a slow read to appreciate the wit and clever humor. It has a distinct voice that uses play on words and Overall mundane absurdity to tell a story that’s actually cosmic horror. I'm honestly impressed with the author's skill in weaving a complex story that I think in many ways is a satire of social systems, which is the part that sometimes makes me stop and say “Oh wow, that is deep. And chilling.” like the imprisonment of philo—oh | don't want to spoil. Some comments: Sometimes the multiple inner voices / fractured psyche can be overwhelming, especially since the two protagonists share the same quirk. Though it’s funny. I feel like there's a deeper reason why they do. Another is that the story sometimes unfold through the characters not doing anything much physically (or maybe it's because they are philosophers). The humor is great, but I think there are times when it undercuts the impactful beats instead of letting them linger a little longer. There are also some tense slips and minor missing punctuations. Overall, it's very entertaining. Perfect for warming up my rusty brain since I'm just starting to read again. I think I will read this again in my free time because the voice is just so entertaining. But make no mistake, the worldbuilding is solid, and the plot is not what you see coming. I think this is actually a diamond in the rough. Excited to read book 2!$

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