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25d

At the crossroads. #grickledoodle #rockpaperscissors #roshambo #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Visual joke of the first meeting of rock, paper, and scissors: a figure clutching a large stone, another holding a sheet of paper, and a third brandishing oversized scissors in a sunlit forest clearing. Caption reads "It was the historic, first-time, meeting of Roe, Sham, and Bo."

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37d

…and if the McDonald’s lawyers ask, that’s the story you give them

#comic #webcomic #funny #mcrib

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24d

Fast food will kill you. #grickledoodle #stephenking #it #horror #fastfood #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Parodying a horror moment: a child in a yellow raincoat kneels at a rainy storm drain while a grinning Ronald McDonald peeks out, taunting "We all McFloat down here, Georgie!"—a mashup of Pennywise horror and McDonald's imagery.

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36d

Please, I beg of you. #grickledoodle #weird #phone #dont #cartoon #art #surreal #horror #drawing #funny #humor #comedy

A mustached man reaches for an anthropomorphic telephone, buzzing with mischief, while a frightened looking woman holds him back in a hallway, ; the cartoon caption reads DON'T answer it!!!

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36d

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

So cute!!

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #cat #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

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24d

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

One of these kitties is not like the others.

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #funny #cat #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

Photo of 4 cats at a sliding door. The first three are looking to the left and down. The right is pressed against the window with two paws up and a derpy look on his face.

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23d

Chance encounter. #grickledoodle #godzilla #kingkong #kaiju #downtown #city #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #monster #humor

Two oversized cartoon monsters loom over a downtown skyline and wave at each other, a humorous scene captioned "It was always nice to run into a familiar face downtown."

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22d

Time to fly. #grickledoodle #robin #birdds #freeloading #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A frustrated woman stands in a doorway watching a rescued robin loaf on the sofa amid chips, a bottle, and clutter while staring at the TV, implying the bird refuses to return to the wild. Caption reads "She'd nursed the robin's broken wing back to health in a box 4 months ago, and she was more than pretty sure it was time for him to return to the wild."

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21d

Endless. #grickledoodle #sloth #scrolling #phones #cartoon #rage #art #drawing #funny #humor #sad

A cartoon sloth hanging from a tree branch, glaring at a smartphone—illustrating how scrolling news headlines quickly turns even a slow-tempered creature furious. Caption reads "The sloth was normally a creature slow to anger, but just minutes of scrolling headlines on his phone would always send him into a rage."

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21d

Close encounters of the dog kind 😁

#fyp #Funny #Dog #Dogs #DogsOfLoops #Paddleboarding #Snorkeling #OC #Nature #Video #Loops #August #Southern #Finland #Archipelago #AlandIslands

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27d

I need to see the rewritten version of this poem 😂

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#ReadingMemes #Meme #Poetry #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

A drawn picture of Edgar Allen Poe and his Raven.
Caption: The Passive Agressive Raven
Speech bubble from the Raven saying, 'Nevermind.'

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20d

Excuse me sir? Do you have a minute to talk about Pigeon Christ? 😂

#Funny #FYP #NotOC #Caturday #Pigeon #Missonary

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18d

The solution. #grickledoodle #robots #dystopia #overlords #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor #scifi

Satirical cartoon of a enslaved man staring up at a towering robot with Ctrl, Alt, Del keys on its torso and a gun, while tiny humans work — a visual joke that pressing Ctrl‑Alt‑Del could defeat their robot overlords. Caption reads "If only there were some way to defeat their robot overlords."

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17d

Disguise. #grickledoodle #raccoons #robbers #masks #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Two raccoons, one wearing a bandit eye mask and holding pistols outside a bank, hands the other one a simple black eye mask as a gag, captioned "Here, put this on."

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17d

It's extremely rare to find a great show that will make you both think and laugh 🤔

So, watch 'The Good Place' and become a slightly better person than you were yesterday 😊😇

If you've seen it let me know your favourite moments 😁

@philosophy @psychology
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#TheGoodPlace
#TV #Show #TVShows #Geek
#Comedy #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Streaming #Recommendation #WatchItNow

Two panel meme of Ted Danson as Michael
1: "What matters isn't if people are good or bad"
2: "What matters is if they're trying to be better today than they were yesterday."

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14d

This is why we can't have nice things, and also don't bother trying to change my mind 😂

@startrek
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#StarTrek #Humanity
#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#SciFi #Satire #TV

Change my mind meme where the guy is Quark the Ferengi.

Sign says: "Humans are more like the Ferengi than the Federation. CHANGE MY MIND"

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14d

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

That's all that matters.

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #cat #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

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14d

Floating along. #grickledoodle #witch #wizard #bat #pool #summer #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Humorous cartoon showing magical characters enjoying a new above-ground backyard pool: a wizard reading in a yellow inner tube, a green-skinned witch lounging on a purple float, and a bat with orange water wings bobbing nearby. Caption reads "The above ground pool had turned out to be a solid addition to the backyard that summer."

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16d

Books don't have to be expensive 😁

@libraries @Libraries@fedigroups.social @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

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“therapy is expensive, but reading a book is free” FREE??? HUH??? DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF??? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A BOOKSTORE???

Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Libraries provide books to the public for free

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170d

All in favour of changing Library to Book hoard, and Librarian to Book Dragon? 😁

P.S Book Dragon is obviously the best kind of dragon 😊

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Post by dolohkov:

An Old English word for library was “bochord”, which literally means “book hoard”, and honestly I really think we should go back to saying that because not only does it sound really cool, but it also sort of implies that librarians are dragons.

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13d

Good friends. #grickledoodle #gillman #horror #ducks #friends #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor #park

A gentle, green gill monster sits at a park pond, eating bread crumbs that a ring of small ducks happily share, creating a tender, unexpected moment of kindness. Caption reads "The ducks would always share their crumbs in the park."

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12d

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

All the same!

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #cat #tiger #lion #leopard #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

A series of 4 photos of a tiger, lion, leopard and house cat stretching in the same way.

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10d

Changes. #grickledoodle #autumn #summer #witch #horror #fall #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Cartoon showing Autumn arriving: a witch peeks from behind a house with a broom while two children in summer clothes splash at a hose; caption reads "They could see that Autumn was just around the corner."

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54d

If I'm going to get all author fancy and put a double initial in my name, it's going to be C.M. and it will stand for Calculated Mediocrity 😜😂

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#Work #Meme
#Calculated #Mediocrity #Performance #Review
#Comedy #Humor #Humour #Funny

Post byJohn Cole

A friend got his employment reviews back and was told he was performing with "calculated mediocrity" and I think that is the most amazing phrase.

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