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351d

Don't mess with the Norsemen Eggs:
I just had to make a Norster Egg, why should the East get all the fun 😂
#mbt3d #3D #b3d #blender #modelling #blender3d #hardsurface #mastoart #Easter #egg #viking

Brown hens egg with a grill helmet with small horns and serious cartoon eyes on the front of the egg.

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3d

The Donnybunny prepares to bomb #Easter back to the Stone Age - how very Christian of him. #USFascism #Iran #AIart #cartoons

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2y

Spotted lurking in our back garden this morning. Not 100% sure, but suspect we may have an imposter... 😉

#easterbunny #easter #dogsofmastodon #dogs

Golden retriever lying on grass in garden, wearing rabbit ears. She looks quite ambivalent about the whole thing.

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2y

Easter Sunday and #TransDayOfVisibility on the same day?

This seems rather appropriate.

#TDoV #LoveThyNeighbor #Easter

A flock of sheep misgendering one of their own that has been cast out. One of them is saying, “ Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold it right there! He wasn’t lost. We kicked him out!”

The Teacher is carrying the cast out one on his shoulders and responds, “I know. And I found her.”

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12d

Spring Garden Reverie - ART: https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/spring-garden-reverie-lisa-s-baker.html

#bunny #rabbit #hare #animal #easterbunny #easter #spring #pasten #pattern #art #arte #artwork #wallart #homedecor #artforhome #artforsale #buyintoart #artprints #canvasprints #mastoart #fediart #fediverse #creativeToots #pink #blue #green #holiday #vintage

Spring Garden Reverie by Lisa S. Baker

A charming pattern of delicate white rabbits nestled within a softly layered garden of vintage-inspired florals and ornamental textures. Gentle pastels and a weathered finish create a sense of quiet nostalgia, making this piece a beautiful addition to spring decor, cozy interiors, or light-filled living spaces.

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1y

"It's delicious genius!" - Donna Barr, creator of the Desert Peach and Stinz

Just a nice #Christian girl trying to stay pure. In every way that counts.

#Blasphemous, condemned, yet quite #sexy: #SuzySpreadwell #paintings and #prints here: http://www.jlroberson.org/comix/suzy/painting/index.html
#art #comics #satire #religion

Follow the new issue #WIP at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jlroberson/posts?tag=suzy%20spreadwell

Buy issue 1 (digital only) at:
#Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Suzy-Spreadwell-John-Linton-Roberson-ebook/dp/B07H6MZ4VN
#GooglePlay: https://play.google.com/store/books/details/John_Linton_Roberson_Suzy_Spreadwell?id=mdovDwAAQBAJ #nsfw #easter #jesus #satan

From the current episode of Suzy Spreadwell, being serialized at Patreon:
http://www.patreon.com/jlroberson

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1d

My old Chocolate Lab, named Reeses says he is the Reeses Bunny.

#Easter #ChocolateLab #OldDog #Dogsofmastodon

My old chocolate lab wearing bunny ears for Easter.

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69d

Some spring cuteness for Sunday, Have a good one! ❤️

Little Ducky Bloom, available here: https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/little-ducky-bloom-lisa-s-baker.html

#duck #ducklings #spring #tulips #pink #cuteness #sweet #bird #birds #birdsofmastodon #duckart #birdart #art #arte #artwork #wallart #homedecor #artforhome #artforsale #buyintoart #artprints #canvasprints #mastoart #fediart #fediverse #Easter #soft #delicate #cuteanimals #fowl #waterbirds

Little Ducky Bloom by Lisa S. Baker

Two fluffy ducklings peek curiously through a cheerful bouquet of soft pink tulips, their sweet expressions full of innocence and wonder. The delicate florals and feathery textures blend beautifully in a soft watercolor style, evoking the gentle charm of springtime.

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352d

Your own

Personal

Dingus

Someone who sheds their hair
on every chair

Your own

Personal

Dingus

Cuddly teddybear,
Big derrière

#AllCatsAreBeautiful #Thorsday #ThorToots #PersonalDingus #PersonalJesus #DepecheMode #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #CatsOfFediverse #Cats #Cat #Caturday #Easter #RagdollCats

Thor, a fluffy grey and white half-Ragdoll cat, lying on his back on a cream blanket on a grey sofa. A turquoise pillow is on the left. His expression is quite dingus-y. No saviors were offended by this song nor the original.

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352d

My painting, "Capy Easter"! It started out as random scribbling and turned into this cheerful painting!

#capybara #art #easter #easteregg

Painting of an egg-shaped fuchsia capybara tucked in with 3 other eggs (blue, green and pink) in a purple Easter basket. There is grass in under the eggs and sparkles all around. The artist's @joyousjoyfuljoyness watermark is to the right of the capybara.

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4d

RE: https://aus.social/@dgar/116323876688519899

Did you know that Werewolf Jesus is the least made up of all the sons of gods, True Story! 😜😂

#Easter #Werewolf #Jesus

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Adding the new #syslog feature to #PegaProx for #Proxmox clusters during Easter is basically: hiding eggs → finding eggs → realizing some eggs are actually critical alerts

For real, many people asked me for their smaller and mid-sized environments, how to handle remote syslog of their nodes. I had some ideas (some of you may have already found my Rust interpretation of this) but I think having this included in #PegaProx as a centralized management interface makes more sense.

So, PegaProx comes with an own syslog server (ipv4/ipv6, udp/tcp, encrypted/unencrypted support) and is wired to the interface within the resources tab. Providing a quick overview of all your logs and filter options. The next thing is wiring it to the notification system of PegaProx, allowing automated alerting. Might be nice to quickly identify when the quorum got lost - all built-in into PegaProx!

#easter #development #coding #python #opensource #foss #pve #proxmox #proxmoxve #virtualization #vmware #alternatives #free #logging #security #gyptazy #proxmoxdatacenter #homelab #enterprise

A syslog integration (server & frontend audit) for PegaProx for Proxmox based clusters

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1d

A Latin harsh with Aramaicisms
poured from his lips incessantly; it made
no sense, for surely he was mad…

—Edwin Morgan, “Pilate at Fortingall”
published in CENTENARY SELECTED POEMS (Carcanet, 2020)

https://www.carcanet.co.uk/9781784109967/centenary-selected-poems/

#Scottish #literature #Easter #poem #poetry #GoodFriday

Pilate at Fortingall
by Edwin Morgan

A Latin harsh with Aramaicisms
poured from his lips incessantly; it made
no sense, for surely he was mad. The glade
of birches shamed his rags, in paroxysms
he stumbled, toga’d, furred, blear, brittle, grey.
They told us he sat here beneath the yew
even in downpours; ate dog-scraps. Crows flew
from prehistoric stone to stone all day.
“See him now.” He crawled to the cattle-trough
at dusk, jumbled the water till it sloshed
and spilled into the hoof-mush in blue strands,
slapped with useless despair each sodden cuff,
and washed his hands, and watched his hands, and washed
his hands, and watched his hands, and washed his hands.

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8h

Fek I feel stupid. I really don’t like you or Easter right now.

#cat #Caturday #Easter #mala

Fluffy orange cat wearing pink and white Easter bunny ears and a sour look on its face.

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It’s raining here today, so I thought this delightful tulip image would be appropriate for the day even for Mother’s Day.

💝https://ez-lorenz.pixels.com/featured/a-delightful-rain-kissed-pink-tulip-in-skagit-valley-wa-ez-lorenz.html

#Washington #PNW #Spring #Flowers #Tulips #Rain #Raindrops #Nature #NatureLovers #Mothersday #GreetingCards #Photography #ArtShop #ArtForSale #Gifts #Giftideas #FediGiftShop #FediArt #MastoArt #Prints #ArtPrints #WallArt #Easter #Birthday #ThankYou #Gratitude

A vibrant pink tulip stands prominently, adorned with glistening raindrops.
The blurred background of similar blooms creates a soft, dreamy atmosphere.
The colors are rich and bright, highlighting the freshness of the scene after an overnight rain in Skagit Valley, where the yearly Tulip Festival takes place in the month of April, north of Seattle.
Mount Vernon, Washington

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Are you painting the Easter eggs for the Easter egg hunt yourself, or do you need help from this cute Easter bunny?

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https://karen-kaspar.pixels.com/featured/easter-bunny-paints-easter-eggs-karen-kaspar.html

#bunny #easterBunny #easter #eggs #animals #MastoArt #art #painting #FediArt #FediGiftShop #artist #arte #InteriorDesign #MastodonArt #BuyIntoArt #TraditionalArt #kunst #contemporaryArt #creativeToots #ArtForSale #handmade #watercolor #watercolour #colorful #aquarell #aquarelle #cute #rabbit

Easter bunny paints Easter eggs is a handmade watercolor painting in portrait format by artist Karen Kaspar.
A brown rabbit stands on its hind legs, painting a large egg with colorful dots using a paintbrush. The setting is an outdoor scene with a blue sky, green grass, and white daisy flowers surrounding the rabbit. Are you ready for the Easter season egg hunt?

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Itamar Srulovich looks at Eid, Nowruz, Passover, and Easter and notes,

"What’s striking, when you lay these celebrations side by side, is not their difference but their similarities. Each one speaks in its own language of resilience and renewal. Each gathers people around a table and asks them to pause, remember and begin again."

#Eid #Nowruz #Passover #Easter #food #table #communion #solidarity
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https://www.theguardian.com/food/2026/mar/31/what-spring-festivals-remind-us-about-food-family-and-fresh-starts

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@DocAtCDI/116339154778115880

Is being left alone for three days the easter miracle, or am I confusing my miracles again?

#Easter #Miracle

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1d

The cold Roman eye, hand on seal.
Vale. Take the thief away.

“You carry your own tree, Jimmy…”
Another gallowsbird behind.
One ahead, burdened, a bruised brightness…

—George Mackay Brown, “Stations of the Cross: The Good Thief”
published in CARVE THE RUNES: Selected Poems (Birlinn, 2021)

https://birlinn.co.uk/product/carve-the-runes/

#Scottish #literature #Easter #GoodFriday #poem #poetry #Orkney

Stations of the Cross: The Good Thief
George Mackay Brown

The cold Roman eye, hand on seal.
Vale. Take the thief away.

‘You carry your own tree, Jimmy . . .’
Another gallowsbird behind.
One ahead, burdened, a bruised brightness.

I’ve carried millstones, wine-vats, a mast.
That one was a carpenter.
His knees buckle under the heavy baulk.

My mother, poor woman, is dead.
His mother is here. Poor woman. Poor woman.

Look, Simon’s come into town
With an ox to sell.
They’ve laid another yoke on Simon.

Veronica, seamstress. No napkin ever
Soaked up such blood and sweat.

I stagger but I don’t fall.
The sneak-thief plods like a mule.
The bright one, he’s down again.

Those women! Miriam, Judith, Esther
Go home, sing over your cradles.
Sing among looms and pots.

Below, cornfields and vineyards.
A third time, fallen.
He tastes golden dust.

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The soldiers won’t bother, I think,
Haggling over my coat.
No scarecrow would wear a rag like that.

Silence – curses – from cross and cross.
From the mid-ark
A dove wings out into the blackest storm.

Thrust of lance into heart-root.
The soldiers are coming with mallets
To break the legs of the thieves.

The eyes of the mother
Drown all the world in pity and love.
The hammer beats on my knee.

That the hands of such a woman
Fold me gravewards.
Bear me and all men in her folds of light.

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Three o’clock. The bus lurches
round into the sun. “D’s this go –”
he flops beside me – “right along Bath Street?
– Oh tha’s, tha’s all right, see I’ve
got to get some Easter eggs for the kiddies…

—Edwin Morgan, “Good Friday”
from CENTENARY SELECTED POEMS, @carcanet.bsky.social 2020

https://www.carcanet.co.uk/9781784109967/centenary-selected-poems/

#Scottish #literature #Easter #poem #poetry #GoodFriday #Glasgow

Good Friday
Edwin Morgan

Three o’clock. The bus lurches
round into the sun. “D’s this go –”
he flops beside me – “right along Bath Street?
– Oh tha’s, tha’s all right, see I’ve
got to get some Easter eggs for the kiddies.
I’ve had a wee drink, ye understand –
ye’ll maybe think it’s a – funny day
to be celebrating – well, no, but ye see
I wasny working, and I like to celebrate
when I’m no working – I don’t say it’s right
I’m no saying it’s right, ye understand – ye understand?
But anyway tha’s the way I look at it –
I’m no boring you, eh? – ye see today,
take today, I don’t know what today’s in aid of,
whether Christ was – crucified or was he –
rose fae the dead like, see what I mean?
You’re an educatit man, you can tell me –
– Aye, well. There ye are. It’s been seen
time and again, the working man
has nae education, he jist canny – jist
hasny got it, know what I mean,
he’s jist bliddy ignorant – Christ aye,
bliddy ignorant. Well –” The bus brakes violently,
he lunges for the stair, swings down – off,
into the sun for his Easter eggs,
on very‍‍
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Three o’clock. Yer hot cross buns ur in the oven
fur another nine minutes. The soup will be tested at some point
the mora, or maybe oan Sunday…

—Charles Lang, “Good Friday (After Edwin Morgan)”
from NOBODY REMEMBERS THE BIRDMAN: New Writing Scotland 40 (ASL, 2022)

https://asls.org.uk/publications/books/newwriting/nws40/

#Scottish #literature #Easter #poem #poetry #GoodFriday

Charles Lang
Good Friday

After Edwin Morgan

Three o’clock. Yer hot cross buns ur in the oven
fur another nine minutes. The soup will be tested at some point
the mora, or maybe oan Sunday. The world is oor oyster!
There’ll be nae eggs this year fur a few reasons.

I press play oan the telly: a recordin ae Tuesday night’s Eastenders
preceded by the last minute n a hof ae Tuesday night’s news.
That feels like such a long time ago. The days aw feel the same
but everythin is movin quickly. I fast forward through the theme tune.

lan is feelin guilty fur the part he played in Dennis’s death.
Blackmail is a wonderful thing. Dotty is usin it tae take control ae the Arches.
Will Sharon ever find oot? Will Mick sell the Queen Vic?
Did Carole Baskin kill her disappeared husband n feed him tae her lucrative tigers?

These ur things ye need tae think aboot. The questions
that need tae be answered. Is it possible tae eat mer than three
cream crackers withoot a drink a watter? How many days
will it take me tae complete this 1000-piece New Yorker jigsaw?

TBC. Maybe I’ll dae it the mora, maybe I’ll dae it next week.
Tell ye wit I’ll get most ae it oot the wiy the mora, efter ma soup,
takin a break at aboot three o’clock fur a wee coffee.
The hot cross buns, by the way: outstandin.

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heh jimmy
yawright ih
stull wayiz urryi
ih

heh jimmy
ma right insane yirra pape
ma right insane yirwanny us jimmy
see it nyir eyes
wanny uz

—Tom Leonard, “The Good Thief”
published in THE GOLDEN TREASURY OF SCOTTISH VERSE, @canongatebooks 2021

https://canongate.co.uk/books/3267-the-golden-treasury-of-scottish-verse/

#Scottish #literature #Easter #poem #poetry #GoodFriday #Glasgow

Tom Leonard
The Good Thief

heh jimmy
yawright ih
stull wayiz urryi
ih

heh jimmy
ma right insane yirra pape
ma right insane yirwanny us jimmy
see it nyir eyes
wanny uz

heh

heh jimmy
lookslik wirgonny miss thi gemm
gonny miss thi GEMM jimmy
nearly three a cloke thinoo

dork init
good jobe theyve gote the lights

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2d

Given that Jesus was a radical anticapitalist, modern-day Western Christians would probably crucify him again if they could

#religion #jesus #goodfriday #easter #activism #anticapitalism #EatTheRich #FeedThePoor

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17h

When it's Easter weekend, and you want your cat to murder you.

#Caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #easter

a cat sitting on a couch wearing pink bunny ears

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Because it is already #Easter in some quarters, figure now would be a good time to share once again this crucial message (and also a theme of my sermon in the morning):

#BelieveWomen #MaryMagdalene #Christianity #Church #Jesus

An icon of Saint Mary Magdalene, depicted in red robes, holding an egg in one hand and a bottle in the other. The image features the text "#BelieveWomen" prominently.

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