countbinface
This is normally the realm of my boardgames.social instance account but I love it. I bought one during the London Mayor campaign and he's going to make a great Stargrave captain 😂 Get yours now before the people of Clacton sweep them all up! (and raise some money for the NHS while you're at it)
https://www.troublemakergames.co.uk/product-page/count-binface-1
I think #countbinface needs an exit strategy as he could totally win the #clacton byelection against #NigelFarage. I have no doubt he'd do better than most, he certainly has the wits to do so if you go by his interviews, but does he want to? H'Angus the Monkey became mayor of Hartlepool in 2002, the man behind it Stuart Drummond was reelected several times totally a tenure of 10 years.
It looks like U.K. Reform leader Nigel Farage will face some serious political competition in the Clacton by-election prompted by his own resignation from parliament. While Labour, the Liberal Democrats, the Conservatives, the Green Party and Restore will not be participating, Count Binface has announced his candidacy. Cosmopolitan explains who he is, and his manifesto (past pledges have included linking ministers' pay to nurses' salaries). At the second link, find Huck Magazine's story on the British tradition of novelty political candidates.
Support the bin!
"Unlike some politicians with their £5million war chests (and ITV detective series back-catalogues), I'm an entirely independent space warrior. I donated all profits from my London mayor campaign to charity, but I'd love to be able to keep fighting the intergalactic fight. Any amount of support is hugely appreciated. I've got lots of plans for future endeavours. Watch this hyperspace!"
There might have been a solar eclipse yesterday, but today is the real defining day of 2026 – the by-election in Clacton:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/aug/13/clacton-byelection-polls-open
Humanoid trash bin Count Binface is giving the rubbish politician Nigel Farage a run for his money. A space alien is going after a guy obsessed with illegal aliens.
Whether Count Binface wins or not, Nigel Farage is getting exposed as the farce that he is.
And I am so here for that.