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If you’re voting in the #Clacton by-election, and you #VoteBinface, nothing bad can happen.

It can only good happen.

64d

I think #countbinface needs an exit strategy as he could totally win the #clacton byelection against #NigelFarage. I have no doubt he'd do better than most, he certainly has the wits to do so if you go by his interviews, but does he want to? H'Angus the Monkey became mayor of Hartlepool in 2002, the man behind it Stuart Drummond was reelected several times totally a tenure of 10 years.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aGOmzQbRT_E

#ukpol #reform

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Bin, Bin, Binface! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNp16EPj1Us I can't stop watching this... (v https://bsky.app/profile/privacymatters.bsky.social/post/3mqhc7sk4ns2g) #binface #farage #clacton

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There might have been a solar eclipse yesterday, but today is the real defining day of 2026 – the by-election in Clacton:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/aug/13/clacton-byelection-polls-open

Humanoid trash bin Count Binface is giving the rubbish politician Nigel Farage a run for his money. A space alien is going after a guy obsessed with illegal aliens.

Whether Count Binface wins or not, Nigel Farage is getting exposed as the farce that he is.

And I am so here for that.

#Clacton #NigelFarage #UKpol #CountBinface

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27d

And so the polls have closed in Clacton & tomorrow morning we'll find out exactly how difficult the Fascist Frog found it to out-run a comedy bin.... if he has!

While I think the Frog will have won on a (very) low turnout, I so hope Count Binface has got a significant (protest) vote...

see you in the morning for news on Bib vs. Frog

#Clacton #politics

Pastiche of the famous Obama-Hope poster rendered as a post for Count Binface

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🤣 🤣

#UKPolitics #Clacton #VoteBinface

Picture of the Queen Victoria statue in St Leonard's on Sea in Sussex. A replica of Count Binface's "head" has been placed over the head of the statue.

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#Clacton's choice: #Binface versus #Farage.

#ukpol h/t Gerry Hassan

Two large white billboards stand side-by-side on a roadside in front of several multi-story houses. The billboard on the left contains the text 'CLACTON BY-ELECTION' next to an image of a figure wearing silver knight armor and a helmet. The billboard on the right features the text 'CLACTON BUY ELECTION' alongside a black and white portrait of a person smiling in a suit and tie. Behind the billboards, residential buildings sit under a clear blue sky. In the foreground, a dark car is partially visible as it moves along an asphalt road.

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Over one in four people in Clacton would rather have Count Binface as their MP than the leader of Reform UK. 100x more votes than he got against Andy Burnham. 👍🏼

Farage was so scared of being photoed next to a 🗑️ he didn't even turn up for the count results. Count Binface had his say though ⬇️

#uk #ukpol #clacton #byelection

Count Binface says he's winner among candidates 'who bothered to turn up'

Count Binface has taken to social media to declare:

I came first in the Clacton byelection! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results.

The self-declared “entirely independent space warrior” who emerged as Farage’s strongest challenger – aka comedian Jon Harvey – also said in his “victory speech” posted on X:

Well a new dawn has broken, has it not? Literally, because it’s past 6.30 in the morning here in Clacton-on-Sea.

Citing the 9,455 votes he received at the poll, Binface said that just eight weeks ago in the Makerfield byelection he got 95.

That means, I’ve got – against Nigel Farage – 10,000% more votes than I got against Andy Burnham. What does that tell you?

Well it tells you that Nigel, who said that he didn’t want to be humiliated, maybe has been. As for me, I’m over the moon – I’m over your moon, I’m over my moons – and what comes next, well we shall see.

But you know what, we know this for a fact: over one in four people in this constituency would rather have Count Binface as their MP than the leader of Reform UK. And I’m just getting started.

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