A personal SMBC
Full strip here: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/a-family-dispute
#smbc #hiveworks #comics #webcomics #books
comics
Estava esperando por esta #Quartoon para falar da minha HQ brasileira favorita!
Jerimum Exorcista Assalariada se passa em um universo fantasioso baseado no Ceará e segue a história do casal Jerimum e Baião que trabalham como exorcistas em um mundo cheio de doideiras.
Essa HQ esbanja tanto de comédia como de ação além de ter uma arte incrível.
Estou mandando aqui o link da Fliptru, mas tem também no tapas e no webtoon.
Today, 20 September, is Batman Day. You’d think there would be a signal or something but
Anyway, here’s “Batman’s Aff His Nut”, by Robert Florence
#Scottish #literature #poem #poetry #Glasgow #comics #comicbooks #Batman #BatmanDay
![[A person with a defeated expression is scrolling on their phone]
(scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll)
Person: Ugh! I'm just scrolling Mastodon forever. I gotta do something productive with my day!
[Instantly opens Mastodon again.]
Person: What is wrong with my brain?!?](/proxy/post_attachment/135037/c91b4630e9.png "[A person with a defeated expression is scrolling on their phone]
(scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll)
Person: Ugh! I'm just scrolling Mastodon forever. I gotta do something productive with my day!
[Instantly opens Mastodon again.]
Person: What is wrong with my brain?!?")
Been thinking about making this one for years, and today is the kind of day to wear my amygdala on my sleeve. #comics
Bonus panel here: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/why-6
#smbc #hiveworks #comics #webcomics #language
Coverage
Full comic here: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/coverage-2
#smbc #hiveworks #comics #webcomics #statistics
Full comic here: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/art-6
#smbc #hiveworks #comics #webcomics #art
Click for full comic: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/pain-5
#smbc #hiveworks #comics #webcomics #ai
I drew this comic 4 years before Conan basically did it IRL on Hot Ones. I bow to his superior comic skills
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#comics #funny #lol #comicstrip #kevincomics #conanobrien #hotones
![Person 1: Thank you for these sexy giraffe photos.
George: Ah, don't mention it.
[a third person enters the frame]
Person 1: Hey look, at these photos of giraffes in bikinis George gave me!
Person 3: What? Are you kidding me? This is illegal!
[George leans very close to person 1]
George: I. Said. Don't. Mention. It.](/proxy/post_attachment/167944/dcadbe7842.png "Person 1: Thank you for these sexy giraffe photos.
George: Ah, don't mention it.
[a third person enters the frame]
Person 1: Hey look, at these photos of giraffes in bikinis George gave me!
Person 3: What? Are you kidding me? This is illegal!
[George leans very close to person 1]
George: I. Said. Don't. Mention. It.")
![[A person looks longingly from a distance at a couple snuggling on a park bench.]
Person: Look at them.
Why can't I have that?
I know, I'll download one of those apps!
[The download an app called “Park Bench Finder”]](/proxy/post_attachment/172402/fb634b78fb.png "[A person looks longingly from a distance at a couple snuggling on a park bench.]
Person: Look at them.
Why can't I have that?
I know, I'll download one of those apps!
[The download an app called “Park Bench Finder”]")
![[A parent and child see another person wearing a shirt showing a fire breathing dragon surrounded by lightning bolts.]
Child: What's on that shirt?
Parent: It's the electric dragons logo. They are a basketball team.
Child: Ohhh. Can we watch them play?
Parent: No they are from another city, our team is the frogs.
[The child contemplates this information.}
Child: Dragons suck!!!](/proxy/post_attachment/181645/e0251a32d6.png "[A parent and child see another person wearing a shirt showing a fire breathing dragon surrounded by lightning bolts.]
Child: What's on that shirt?
Parent: It's the electric dragons logo. They are a basketball team.
Child: Ohhh. Can we watch them play?
Parent: No they are from another city, our team is the frogs.
[The child contemplates this information.}
Child: Dragons suck!!!")
Seriously? #funny #comics #webcomics
Edited 1y ago
The first 15 minutes of my day. #comics #animalcomic GET THESE BY EMAIL: https://rooniecomics.com/comics/possibilities-2/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=post&utm_content=rooniecomics
#Doonesbury: “Ask yourself: If Trump were your grandfather, would you seek care for him, or would you seek to make him the leader of the free world?”
Just… go. #comics
Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/04/28
![[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.](/proxy/post_attachment/177276/4045c766bc.png "[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.")
The Bat Cold. #grickledoodle #batman #cold #sick #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #superheroes #comics
![[An anthropomorphic crocodile is handing something to a person behind a desk]
Crocodile: And here's the Hayes report.
Person: Wow that’s great. Thank you.
Crocodile: I'll have that new marketing plan ready by Monday! Person: Fantastic! See you later!
[The crocodile leaves that office and stops in the hallway with a look of defeat on their face. Another coworker approaches them.]
Coworker: Hey, don't take it so personally. It’s just a figure of speech. I’m sure she knows you're a crocodile.](/proxy/post_attachment/189540/83de1ed370.png "[An anthropomorphic crocodile is handing something to a person behind a desk]
Crocodile: And here's the Hayes report.
Person: Wow that’s great. Thank you.
Crocodile: I'll have that new marketing plan ready by Monday! Person: Fantastic! See you later!
[The crocodile leaves that office and stops in the hallway with a look of defeat on their face. Another coworker approaches them.]
Coworker: Hey, don't take it so personally. It’s just a figure of speech. I’m sure she knows you're a crocodile.")
![[Person 1 is about to dig into a pint of ice cream]
Person 2: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Person 1: Eating ice cream?
Person 2: Don't do it like that. Eat it out of a bowl like a civilized human!
[Person 1 looks down at the pint of ice cream contemplating what to do.]
[They are now happily eating the ice cream with the entire pint carton, sitting in a bowl.]](/proxy/post_attachment/201885/35b029a5af.png "[Person 1 is about to dig into a pint of ice cream]
Person 2: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Person 1: Eating ice cream?
Person 2: Don't do it like that. Eat it out of a bowl like a civilized human!
[Person 1 looks down at the pint of ice cream contemplating what to do.]
[They are now happily eating the ice cream with the entire pint carton, sitting in a bowl.]")