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Here comes another spicy audiobook for spooky season! 🎃

The Mirror by Amber Collins is a red-hot story of erotic revenge!

When Nick and Katy inherit a haunted mirror, they can make their biggest wishes come true. But will they go too far to humiliate the hot couple that torments them?

If you have ever wanted to put a bully in their place, this story is for you.

Content advisory follows in the next post!

Get yourself in the Halloween spirit with this spicy story. 💋

Available in audiobook format on Amazon, Audible an Apple Books. Also available in ebook format on Amazon.

https://geni.us/TMir

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On the left, an antique oval mirror with an ornate silver frame displays a spooky skull made of smoke, the drifts out of the frame.

On the right, text says: "The Mirror. By Amber Collins. Narrated by Adara Astin. A Size Erotica Revenge Story. Revenge is a dish best served... big."

A diagonal yellow banner across the bottom right corner says: "Now in audio."

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It's almost the end of the month & you know what that means!

It's a great time to support your fave indie artists, writers, musicians and creators by boosting us, buying from us, subscribing to our newsletters, reviewing our work, leaving a tip, etc.

Your support lets us keep making art for you. Thank you! 💕

PS If you are an Audible member and you have credits leftover at the end of the month, why not treat yourself to an audiobook narrated by yours truly? 💋

You can find my audiobooks (and all my links) here:

https://adaraastin.ck.page/87de3a4c9f

* Boosts appreciated *

@audiofiction @bookstodon @writingbooks

#Art #IndieArtists #Audiobook #Audiobooks #Bookstodon

Illustrated vintage pin-up calendar from 1952.

A blonde woman with a girl-next-door face sits on the ground and leans forward on her arms. She wears just a silky blue shirt that ever so barely reaches the top of her thighs. Her right knee is bent and her long left leg stretches out behind her, toes pointed like a dancer. She looks over her shoulder and smiles at the viewer.

At the bottom, text says:

Although you're an expert hunter,
A dead shot with a dash o' luck,
Better sharpen your aim for this fair game—
She's no man's sitting duck.

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I have three spooky audiobooks for you for a spicy Halloween trick-or-treat! 🎃

The Cauldron is about a witch who runs a rare book store (and eats people to achieve immortal youth). It's fun, light, campy, and sexy.
https://geni.us/TheCauldron

My Wife, The Witch is about a witch who turns the tables on her too-large husband by shrinking him and dominating him in the night of his wildest dreams and nightmares.
https://geni.us/MWTW

The Mirror is about a couple who inherit an enchanted antique that transforms their lives and lets them seek revenge on their bullies (in a spicy way).
https://geni.us/TMir

All three books are available as audiobooks (narrated by yours truly) on Amazon, Audible and Apple Books, and also available on Amazon as Kindle ebooks.

Go on, get yourself a Halloween treat! 💋

@audiofiction @bookstodon

#Halloween #HappyHalloween #NSFW #Audiobook #Audiobooks #Audiofiction #Books #Bookstodon #Erotica #Macrophilia #Witches #Magic #SizeFantasy #GiantWoman #Giantess #TinyMan #GroupSex

Riding High (1958) by Gil Elvgren. It shows a pin-up style illustration of a "witch" flying across a paper moon on a wooden broom held up by wires. She wears an orange traffic cone on her head, a black lace-up merry widow, sheer black thigh high stockings held up by a garter belt, and a see-through negligee blown open by the wind. She straddles the broomstick with her body twisted toward the viewer, one hand raised in a salute. It's saucy, campy, cheeky cheesecake fun.

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Five stars:

Natural Barn Killer by Amanda Flower and Rachel Dulude (2025) is the fifth Farm to Table mystery. It's Thanksgiving and Shiloh Bellamy is hosting a meal at the farm house. After the meal she finds her chickens standing on an exposed femur, sticking out of the dirt mound by their recently moved coop.

https://pussreboots.com/blog/2025/comments_11/natural_barn_killer.html

#bookstodon
@bookstodon #audiobook #mystery #reading

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I read a scary book and now I can't sleep. Turns out I have not changed much since I was 10! #bookstodon #BookMastodon

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Joking is serious business... 😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Interpretation #Author
#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #Comedy
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

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Death of the author: Treating the author's stated
interpretation of their own work as merely one opinion
among many, rather than the authoritative Word of God.
Disappearance of the author: Treating the context and
circumstances of the work's authorship as entirely
irrelevant with respect to its interpretation, as though
the work had popped into existence fully formed just
moments ago.

Taxidermy of the author: Working backwards from a
particular interpretation of the work to draw
conclusions about what the context and circumstances
of its authorship must have been.

Undeath of the author: Holding the author personally
responsible for every possible reading of their work,
even ones they could not reasonably have anticipated
at the time of its authorship.

Frankenstein's Monster of the author: Drawing
conclusions about authorial intent based on elements
that are present only in subsequent adaptations by
other authors.

Weekend at Bernie's of the author: Insisting that the
author would personally endorse your interpretation of
the work if they happened to be present.

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| thought this was going to be a joke, but these are all
very real things you see people do.

Reply by prokopetz

I'm never more serious than when I'm joking.

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Look who has come knocking for Halloween...

Fascinating and most informative, this detailed and deeply researched biography draws on previously unavailable correspondence to present a fuller picture of the life of Edgar Allan Poe.

https://inquisitivebiologist.com/2025/10/31/book-review-edgar-allan-poe-a-life/

#Books #BookReview #Bookstodon #EdgarAllanPoe #EAPoe #Biography #Literature #Goth #Gothic #Horror #Halloween @bookstodon

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Book Review: The Witch of Prague by J.M. Sidorova
An intriguing magical realism novel set in the run up to the Prague Spring of 1968.
@Princejvstin has the review at the NOAF blog
http://www.nerds-feather.com/2025/10/book-review-witch-of-prague-by-jm.html

#review #fantasy #bookreview #bookstodon @bookstodon

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I've finished: Lives of Bitter Rain by Adrian Tchaikovsky

Lives of Bitter Rain starts strong, as we witness Angilly's childhood trauma and see her develop her skills.

But eventually it just becomes a superfluous prequel. We learn nothing new about the world or the characters that wasn't already told or implied in Days of Shattered Faith.

I don't think there's anything here that couldn't be covered by a flashback scene or chapter in the next novel.

https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/9f1f1427-1dd8-47a9-88bb-5fca34434f60

@bookstodon @audiobooks #fantasy #prequel #bookstodon #AudioBook

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Are you in the Atlanta area? Come to Local Author Day at the Norcross Public Library and see me and many other authors!

https://youtube.com/shorts/QMjQxghDXd8?si=94NS3YVoRKWVlzhe

#bookstodon #publiclibrary #atlanta @books @Books@mstdn.social @bookstodon

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I've finished: Anima Rising by Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore is back with a novel that is more appealing to me, despite the very high quantity of crude sexual jokes. (I know it's Moore, but he's laying it very thick here).

I didn't connect with Sacre Bleu or his Noir novels.

Making the book about the models, the disadvantaged rather than the geniouses of the period was a great choice.

I think this will appeal to the fans of the Fool novels more than those of the Pine Cove novels.

https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/f6fe0a2e-87df-474d-9b18-e9fd9237a381

@bookstodon @audiobooks #Fantasy #humor #ChristopherMoore #bookstodon #Audiobook

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I've finished: Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman

There's a running gag on r/fantasy, for every book recommendation request someone will find a way to recommend Dungeon Crawler Carl.

I saw it on sale and decided to give it a try.

I don't play RPGs and don't watch reality TV, but after a couple of chapters with too much game mechanics exposition I started enjoying myself.

The humor can be crude and characters can be superficial and annoying. But it's allot of fun and great escapism.

I must admit, I'm hooked and will continue reading DCC.

https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/bbcc55dd-c970-453d-9396-ed5a51cd0bdf

@bookstodon @audiobooks #litRPG #ScienceFiction #DCC #bookstodon #AudioBook

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One of our authors, S. Parnam-Harris, isn't on social media, but she is running a 50% off sale on #DriveThruFiction during the #FediBookFair weekend.

They're available as ePub and PDF, and unencumbered by #DRM.

https://site.drivethrufiction.com/saleguide.php

@bookstodon #bookstodon

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one of the many joys of our relocation has been getting acquainted with this brilliant and exciting current literature. I very highly recommend each of these books. #AusLit #bookstodon

paperback copy of Claire G. Coleman’s Terra Nullius

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Three stars:

The Great Panjandrum Himself by Samuel Foote, Randolph Caldecott (Illustrator) (1885) was the inspiration for Edward Gorey's The Object Lesson (1958). It started as a nonsense poem, published in 1775 but is best known for its slightly reworked version with Randolph Caldecott's illustrations. Foote's version was written to be a memory test for actor Charles Macklin who boasted he could recite back anything he'd heard once verbatim.

https://pussreboots.com/blog/2025/comments_11/great_panjandrum_himself.html

#bookstodon
@bookstodon

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This week's #NewBooks at the library:
- I adopted a damaged copy of David Farrier's Nature's Genius: Evolution's Lessons for a Changing Planet, published by @canongatebooks.

The other two are cases of the more I read, the more I go down rabbit holes.
- After reviewing Mysteries of the Deep, I bought an ex-library copy of the classic 1995 Paleoclimate and Evolution, with Emphasis on Human Origins, published by Yale University Press, to read more on the work of Elisabeth Vrba and colleagues (this one came from the holdings of the University Library of Durham)

- After reviewing Every Living Thing, I wanted to know more about Cuvier and tracked down an ex-library copy of the classic 1987 The Cuvier-Geoffroy Debate: French Biology in the Decades Before Darwin, published by Oxford University Press (this one came from the holdings of the University of Saint Katherine Library)

#ClimateChange #Evolution #Palaeoclimate #HumanEvolution #HistoryOfScience #ScienceHistory #HistSci #Books #Scicomm #Bookstodon @bookstodon

A top-down photo of three books lying on a small, brown, wooden table. The background shows part of the beech-coloured laminate floor.

On the left, Nature's Genius, showing a photo of a tree against a blue sky. The tree is impossibly clinging on with its root system to the very tip of a rocky outcrop, seemingly growing sideways out of the rock.

In the middle, decidedly bigger than the books on either side, is Paleoclimate and Evolution, with Emphasis on Human Origins, showing a collage of two photos that are diagonally stacked against each other. On the left is a black-and-white aerial photo of a glacial landscape, printed in blue tones (specifically showing the confluence of Beardmore and Mill Glaciers in Antarctica, credited to George H. Denton). On the right is a black-and-white photo of an open grassland savannah with some trees, printed in yellow tones (specifically showing savannah in the Serengeti in Tanzania, credited to Elisabeth S. Vrba). Overlain on the right photo is a drawing of the head and shoulders of a bearded and hairy hominin (specifically Homo habilis).

On the right, The Cuvier-Geoffroy Debate, showing a plain hardcover bound in dark blue cloth with gilded lettering debossed in the cover.

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The weather (in the Northern Hemisphere) is getting chilly, so it's a great time to warm up with a Mountain Man!

My best-selling romance audiobook of 2024 was Taken by the Mountain Man by Kelsie Calloway, which I narrated as Eden Cavell.

Lily is a divorced single mom starting over in a small mountain town… hoping for a second chance at romance with her brother's hot best friend Beckett! She can't forget their kiss under the mistletoe last Christmas. Maybe this is the year she can make her dreams come true.

Kelsie Calloway writes big-hearted, high heat romances with determined female leads, sweetheart male love interests, and sizzling sex scenes. Lily is a protagonist you can cheer for and Beckett is the kind of guy you'd hook up with your sister (if you weren't single yourself).

If you like second chance romance, brother's best friend romance, mountain man romance, or just plain spicy romance, this is a bestseller for a reason.

At 42 minutes, you can listen to this in one go and it makes a good bedtime story.

Available in audiobook on Apple Books, Amazon and Audible, plus in ebook on Amazon.

https://geni.us/TBTMM

@audiofiction @bookstodon

#Audiobook #Audiobooks #Audiofiction #Books #Bookstodon #Romance #RomanceBooks #Romancelandia

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finished reading Før kaffen bliver kold 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑

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So here's #Autumn2025 with box fresh #ShortStories from Helon Habila, Ephameron, Caroline Clark, Kōtuku Titihuia Nuttall and Kasimma – plus Chadwick Allen on the classics of #Indigenous #literature

Catch them all at https://fictionable.world

#books #reading #writing #fiction #comics #translation #blog #bookstodon @bookstodon

The contributors to Fictionable's Autumn 2025 issue. From top left Helon Habila, Kasimma, Ephameron, Kōtuku Titihuia Nuttall, Caroline Clark and Chadwick Allen

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This week's E-Sylum has a review of "The Numismatist's Guide: Standard Reference for the Study of Coins and Paper Money." by Patrick O'Connor: https://www.coinbooks.org/v28/esylum_v28n44.html#article6

The hard copy version is already sold out (but interest may prompt a reprint!) and it is also available on Apple books. https://www.thenumismatistsguide.com/the-book.html

#Numismatics #CoinCollecting #Bibliophile #Bookstodon @numismatics @bookstodon

Cover of the book, featuring a 1754 Real (From Peru I believe, possibly 4 Reals?) with book name and byline above and author below

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An ancient Greek coin above a map of the region with several paragraphs of text

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A page on Printed Money Classification featuring a banknote and a number of paragraphs of text

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I’ve written a few thoughts on Lolly Willowes, 1926, by Sylvia Townsend Warner, a wonderful story of female empowerment im which Lolly strives to gain her independence, with surprising results! #bookstodon #BookReview #reading #Storygraph #audiobook #Backlisted @bookstodon
https://app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/90691226-b43b-4e0b-937a-ef29c90366f8

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I’ve written a few thoughts on The Flight of the Maidens by Jane Gardam, 2000, an excellent coming of age story about three girls growing up in post war Yorkshire. When Jane Gardam died earlier this year I thought I really need to read her and this was the only book by her available in hardcopy Braille in the RNIB Library… #bookstodon #BookReview #Braille #reading #Storygraph
https://app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/5d03df95-31e0-4daf-b26d-f5db4b4a59de

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“A book never looks more alluring, more essential, than when it is about to get packed away in a box.”

—Sven Birkerts

#SundaySentence @bookstodon #bookstodon #reading

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One of my favourite romance books out of all the audiobooks I've narrated is Scar by Kelsie Calloway. (I narrated this one as Eden Cavell.)

Scar's a reclusive mountain man who's given up on love. Marilyn's the natural disaster he didn't see coming. When they face an Alaskan avalanche together, she turns his world upside-down!

Scar is a 6'6", rugged Alakan outdoorsman and I am a petite woman. I love that audiobook narration means I got to voice such a gruff, manly character -- who I would never be cast to play in a normal acting situation.

This story is a classic grumpy-sunshine pairing and it's also an Experienced Older Man + Younger Woman age gap romance. It's both sweet and spicy.

There's one particular spicy story element that deserves a content warning (you'll love it or hate it), so I'll put that under a content warning below so you only see the spoiler if you want to.

Available in audiobook on Apple Books, Amazon and Audible, plus in ebook on Amazon.

https://geni.us/scarh

@audiofiction @bookstodon

#Romance #Audiobook #Audiobooks #Bookstodon #Books #Ebooks #Audible #Amazon #AppleBooks #RomanceBooks #Romancelandia

Square audiobook cover, showing a muscular, bare-chested man with a dark beard. He is pulling the hood of his unzipped grey hoodie up over his head. Text says "Scar: The Men of Devil's Peak. Kelsie Calloway. Now in Audio."

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Do you love books with maps and custom chapter headings? Do you love special edition, signed and numbered hardcovers? Do you, like my character Ludwig, love beautiful things?

THIS IS FOR YOU!

There's also a multi-narrator audiobook--three readers for the three POV characters, created by a full-service audiobook company, Artistic Whispers Productions. Ludwig appreciates luxury items and would approve!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/villyard/immortal-gifts-hardcover-paperback-and-audiobook

#bookstodon #kickstarter @bookstodon #vampirebooks

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