Louis Posteur - Posts

finished watching I, Madman ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘
The central performance leaves a lot to be desired, but it's an interesting enough story and there's some really nice stop motion near the end

finished playing FTL ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•

finished watching Saint Maud ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘

finished watching James and the Giant Peach ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘
Very reassuring to read the reviews here and find out I'm not the only one who had a massive crush on the giant french spider

finished watching The Mask ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘
A stark warning about the risks of shamoking

finished watching Evil Dead II ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
"Who's laughing now?"

finished watching Beau Is Afraid ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
Somehow Hollywood decided to give Ari Aster a ton of money and complete creative freedom. He responded to this solemn responsibility by going absolutely fucking HAM, and the result is glorious. I suspect there will never be another film like this.

finished watching Smile ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘
Do you see how trauma is passed on from person to person? Isn't this an interesting allegory? DO YOU SEE HOW INTERESTING AND CLEVER THIS ALLEGORY IS

finished watching The Hills Have Eyes ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘
If there's one thing scarier than a man with massive eyebrows, it's a man with no eyebrows at all

finished watching The Blob ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
A criminally underrated movie, which I would rate as one of the best remakes of all time. This is how you do it.

finished watching I Know What You Did Last Summer ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘
Tbh this movie is not great, but it has a couple of saving graces:
- a very hot cast, and cinematography hell-bent on pressing this advantage
- Sarah Michelle gellar puts in an honest-to-goodness all-time performance in her chase scene. Legitimately wonderful acting

finished watching Slugs ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘
Imagine if you read a book on screenwriting, then made it your life's mission to write the stupidest movie imaginable while following that book's advice to the letter. Maybe you would make something as brilliantly entertaining as this film, but probably not. Funnier than Garth Marenghi.

finished watching Late Night with the Devil ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
I get why people are review bombing it over the use of AI images, but... it is an excellent film ๐Ÿคท

finished watching Society ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘
The set up is pretty clumsy, but do persevere because the last half hour of this film is such an incredible ride that you'll forgive anything

finished watching Evil Dead Burn ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘

finished watching My Dinner with Andre ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘

finished watching Backrooms ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘

finished watching The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘