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A short comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. A large, anthropomorphic red dragon, dressed in a suit and tie, lies on the couch in the office of a small, anthropomorphic unicorn therapist. The therapist sits in a chair, listening to the dragon. The décor is cosy and the dragon is making large, angry gestures while the unicorn listens attentively and stoically with his notepad on his lap.
> Dragon: I mean, I don't get it. I'm a billionaire, I own the press... So why doesn't everyone like me?

Panel 2. The unicorn therapist launches into a possible explanation, surprising the dragon.
> Unicorn Therapist: Maybe it's because everything about you is anger, control, deceit, and intimidation?

Panel 3. The dragon looks shocked and angry with the unicorn, who is unfortunately too focused on his notepad to see the dragon's reaction.
> Unicorn Therapist: In our jargon, we call that being a toxic little piece of...

Panel 4. The small unicorn sits alone in his office, which is now burnt and blackened, suggesting it was ravaged by a torrent of flames from the Dragon patient.
> Unicorn Therapist: Note to self: try a softer approach next time. (in small) and buy an extinguisher.

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

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2y

COMIC VIDEO: Tough Crowd

They’d give Statler and Waldorf a run for their money

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343d

He chose his name via internet poll.

Alarmingly Bad comic about a robot pretending to be human

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43d

🔥

Sources and bonus timelapse: https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/063.html

#comic #webcomic #matrix #funny

Panel 1. Pepper and Carrot, a young witch with her cat, is buying vegetable at the market, with her broom on her back. The city is half in flames, yet it's still market day and people are everywhere. The seller, an halfing goat, responds to her.
> Pepper: ""But... isn't there a−"
> Seller: "−a fire? What fire? It's just a little hot today."

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1y

This is why you don’t allow your cat to chew on the power cords.
#comics #webcomic #cryptid #ohthatseanart #cryptictinseltown #comicstrip #comicpages

Edited 1y ago

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339d

Not based on a true story (yet)

Alarmingly Bad comic, The Matrix 2025 Pt 2

A recreation of that scene in The Matrix in the white void where Morpheus explains to Neo how people are being turned into batteries

Afterwards Neo goes “whoa” and asks Smith (who is behind Morpheus and has been previously out of frame) “Smith is this true?”

Smith, wearing a Grok hat, has a doofy smile on and just goes full muppet saying “MechaHitler” over and over

Later, while Smith continues to keep saying MechaHitler, Neo asks Morpheus “why are we afraid of them again?” and Morpheus replies “honestly, I’m not sure”

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337d

The Centaur and the Siren

A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. On a shore, a beautiful mermaid and a young centaur meet. They look at each other.

Panel 2. Close-up portrait of the two protagonists, both look away, blushing.

Panel 3. Later, at sunset, the two admire the sunset together, side by side. They're a couple.

Panel 4. The happy couple watches their two half-human, half-seahorse children playing in the water.
Narrator: A few years later...

Edited 337d ago

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336d

Somebody has to do something about the spree of trolley track tyings.

Alarmingly Bad comic about trolley problems

#comic #webcomic #funny #darkhumor

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335d

I cannot stress this enough: never let me get genie wishes

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1y

cool move 😎
#comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics

4-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: A guy and girl are on a date. The girl shivers. He asks, “Oh, are you cold?” 2: He starts removing his jacket. 3: He throws it into a nearby pond. 4: Now shivering himself, he smiles and says, “Wow, me too! We have so much in common.”

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The Sword in the Stone

A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. In darkness, against a background with vegetal notes, through a faint beam of light stands a massive silver sword, finely decorated, embedded in a pedestal that looks like stone. A small warrior mouse and a magician mouse hurry past, hand in hand, but the warrior is drawn to the massive sword.

Panel 2. The warrior mouse is already on the pedestal, straining to pull the sword out with all its might. Meanwhile the magician mouse examines the pedestal.

Panel 3. The warrior mouse has succeeded! The massive sword is now in its possession; he is happy. Meanwhile, in the background, the magician mouse has managed to pry off a piece of the pedestal with her bare hand: waves of strong smells reach her nostrils.

Panel 4. The magician mouse lights the scene with her staff: they are actually both on a cheese platter, and the “sword” was only a knife stuck vertically into a cheese with a gray rind textured like stone. The platter has a piece of Roquefort and Emmental, grapes and a salad in the background. The magician has hearts in her eyes and the warrior is surprised by the discovery.

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The Local Alternative

A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. Cepper, the Gothic Sorceress, sits at her workbench in the basement of the university with her iconic clothes and glasses on her head. She is surrounded by steampunk cogs, wires, circuits, and code snippets written on parchments. She's determined in front of her masterpiece, her own local AI Parrot looking like a big pigeon.
> Cepper: "I did it! Running 100% locally now. My own machine, my own terms! hehe."

Panel 2. She excitedly asks it a question, but it takes an eternity to respond.
> Cepper: "Avian Intelligence, what's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
> Local AI Parrot: "1... 1... m... e... t... e... r... s... loading 2%"

Panel 3. Cepper starts to realize the immense computational power required to run AI models remotely. She looks at her local AI Parrot and starts to wonder.
> Cepper: "Ouch. That's painfully slow, even with the largest magical stone I had!"
> Local AI Parrot: "p...e...r... s...e...c...o...n...d... loading 4%"

Panel 4. A shot late at night, she sleeps deeply on a big armchair, while the local AI Parrot still finish to output.
> Local AI Parrot: "a...n...d... t...h...a...t...s... a...l...l... loading 100%"

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

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2y

COMIC VIDEO: Bang Up Job

This joke was inevitable

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323d

#lispyGopherClimate #live #technology #weekly #podcast https://communitymedia.video/w/8RAj7j4mdxEXrZwn6EFei1
#climateCrisis #haiku by @kentpitman
And The Netherlands' #solar power crisis - @vnikolov

Lots of community news today.
- I have an unuploaded hour of interview with @shizamura about making her #webcomic https://sarilho.net/en/
- speaking of, @prahou https://analognowhere.com/
- #lisp constraint satisfaction and my vision of #permacomputing
- #gopher -s, featuring @Cat live
- @sacha #emacsnews + #emacsconf deadline

Two behorned demons help the gopher and lisp alien carry radio equipment through flooded wreckage.

#comic #webcomic #galbor #alarminglybad

Edited 323d ago

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2y

COMIC: Speed Dating

He likes to watch.

Alarmingly Bad comic where an eyeball goes speed dating

#BringBackFirefly #Firefly #Serenity #comics #Browncoats #SciFi #cartoon #webcomic #wash #AlanTudyk #Zoe #GinaTorres #bi #bisexual #bisexualpride

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I've done some #firefly fan content. To spread the word. And maybe also to simp a little bit. :-P

I hope you like it.

Comic with 2 panels.
Panel 1: A blue hyena and a dusty-pink cat are sitting together. The hyena has a UwU face with big, shiny eyes, lowered ears, simping over Wash (Hoban "Wash" Washburne, Firefly 2005). Its cheeks are red, its tongue is hanging out, and everything around it is covered in hearts and popping bubbles.
Hyena says "Wash" in a pink speechbubble.
The cat answers: "You know that Wash is happily married to Zoe?"

Panel 2:
The hyena has thrown her head back, only her mouth and nose are visible. With her arms raised, she calls out: "Zoe" in a pink heartshaped speechbubble. Even more hearts and popping bubbles are above her.
The cat looks dejected and replies resignedly: "Oh boi."

Edited 176d ago

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Graveyard Surprise
(Halloween Special)

A short comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. In a misty, night‑time graveyard, among the cold stones of long‑abandoned graves, a beautiful young necromancer stands majestically with her staff. She faces a knight serious about engaging in a fight.
> Necromancer: Muahahaha! Attacking a necromancer in a graveyard, you clueless fool!

Panel 2. The necromancer raises her staff and arms, casting a spell that spreads luminous effects across the ground around her. Skeletons emerge from the graves.
> Necromancer: Skeletons! Rise from the dead!

Panel 3. The skeletons look at each other, some pat each other on the back, others hug, seemingly unaware of the necromancer's presence. A mix of disbelief and excitement ripples through them. In the background, the necromancer makes a horrified face: this isn’t the result she expected.
> Skeleton 1 (an adult): Hey, kiddo? Is that you?
> Skeleton 2 (a smaller one): Grandpa?!
> Skeleton 3 (holding another’s hand like a lover): Come along, love, everyone's here.
> Skeleton 4 (an elderly one, clutching its back): Hello, youth!

Panel 4. The necromancer is disgraced and her arms droop. The five skeletons now huddle together, arms intertwined. The knight roll on the floor laughing at the necromancer’s crushing failure.
> Necromancer: I hate tiny family graveyards.

#comic #webcomic #funny #drstrange

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314d

At this point I’m just “yes, and”-ing my intrusive thoughts

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2y

Clueless. #funny #comic #webcomic

[A person is having a video call with someone on their phone. They are holding a stick of lip balm in their other hand.]
Phone: Are you putting on lipstick?
Person: No, it's a new flavored lip balm I just got called passion crush.

Phone: Ooh, it sparkles! What does it taste like?
Person: Well, why don't you come over and find out?

[The person looks expectantly at their phone.]
Phone: Oh no thanks, that’s not sanitary. You shouldn't share lip balm.

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1y

I talk a lot of shit for someone who couldn’t even be bothered to get up

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310d

Galbor and Death played a game of chicken. Galbor blinked.

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248d

He’s like a t-shirt cannon of justice.

Alarmingly Bad comic about the Party Pooper

#comic #spiderman #webcomic #alarminglybad

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2y

COMIC VIDEO: This Guy

High-five five five five five five!

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Keeper of Forbidden Knowledge

This week I’m posting a special comic! It's an adaptation of a fantasy #microfiction by @vanellopemint . Source: https://mastodon.art/@vanellopemint/115412361427671211 (edit: fixed a typo on a speech-bubble)

A short comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. In a dark throne room, King Konstad sits surrounded by his guards and large statues. Kneeling before him is the High Wizard Albrus.
> High wizard Albrus: Fear not. All of the books which you have asked to be destroyed, I have taken care of them personally.
> King Konstad: Well done, Albrus!

Panel 2. Albrus rises and leaves the throne room, followed by his wizard assistant who was waiting outside.

Panel 3. As they walk away from the castle, getting outside, the assistant speaks with surprise and curiosity.
> Albrus’s Assistant: But you did not destroy those books. You merely gave them to the Witch of the North.

Panel 4. Further from the castle, on the bridge, under the day light, Albrus reveals his philosophy.
> High wizard Albrus: Konstad is my King, but kings come and go, and knowledge is my god...