Eggplant.place

82d

He chose his name via internet poll.

Alarmingly Bad comic about a robot pretending to be human

140d

This is why you don’t allow your cat to chew on the power cords.
#comics #webcomic #cryptid #ohthatseanart #cryptictinseltown #comicstrip #comicpages

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78d

Not based on a true story (yet)

#comic #webcomic #matrix #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic, The Matrix 2025 Pt 2

A recreation of that scene in The Matrix in the white void where Morpheus explains to Neo how people are being turned into batteries

Afterwards Neo goes “whoa” and asks Smith (who is behind Morpheus and has been previously out of frame) “Smith is this true?”

Smith, wearing a Grok hat, has a doofy smile on and just goes full muppet saying “MechaHitler” over and over

Later, while Smith continues to keep saying MechaHitler, Neo asks Morpheus “why are we afraid of them again?” and Morpheus replies “honestly, I’m not sure”

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76d

The Centaur and the Siren

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. On a shore, a beautiful mermaid and a young centaur meet. They look at each other.

Panel 2. Close-up portrait of the two protagonists, both look away, blushing.

Panel 3. Later, at sunset, the two admire the sunset together, side by side. They're a couple.

Panel 4. The happy couple watches their two half-human, half-seahorse children playing in the water.
Narrator: A few years later...

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75d

Somebody has to do something about the spree of trolley track tyings.

#comic #webcomic #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic about trolley problems

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74d

I cannot stress this enough: never let me get genie wishes

#comic #webcomic #funny #darkhumor

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218d

cool move 😎
#comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics

4-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: A guy and girl are on a date. The girl shivers. He asks, “Oh, are you cold?” 2: He starts removing his jacket. 3: He throws it into a nearby pond. 4: Now shivering himself, he smiles and says, “Wow, me too! We have so much in common.”

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62d

The Sword in the Stone

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. In darkness, against a background with vegetal notes, through a faint beam of light stands a massive silver sword, finely decorated, embedded in a pedestal that looks like stone. A small warrior mouse and a magician mouse hurry past, hand in hand, but the warrior is drawn to the massive sword.

Panel 2. The warrior mouse is already on the pedestal, straining to pull the sword out with all its might. Meanwhile the magician mouse examines the pedestal.

Panel 3. The warrior mouse has succeeded! The massive sword is now in its possession; he is happy. Meanwhile, in the background, the magician mouse has managed to pry off a piece of the pedestal with her bare hand: waves of strong smells reach her nostrils.

Panel 4. The magician mouse lights the scene with her staff: they are actually both on a cheese platter, and the “sword” was only a knife stuck vertically into a cheese with a gray rind textured like stone. The platter has a piece of Roquefort and Emmental, grapes and a salad in the background. The magician has hearts in her eyes and the warrior is surprised by the discovery.

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63d

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: Bang Up Job

This joke was inevitable

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

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63d

#lispyGopherClimate #live #technology #weekly #podcast https://communitymedia.video/w/8RAj7j4mdxEXrZwn6EFei1
#climateCrisis #haiku by @kentpitman
And The Netherlands' #solar power crisis - @vnikolov

Lots of community news today.
- I have an unuploaded hour of interview with @shizamura about making her #webcomic https://sarilho.net/en/
- speaking of, @prahou https://analognowhere.com/
- #lisp constraint satisfaction and my vision of #permacomputing
- #gopher -s, featuring @Cat live
- @sacha #emacsnews + #emacsconf deadline

Two behorned demons help the gopher and lisp alien carry radio equipment through flooded wreckage.

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1y

COMIC: Speed Dating

He likes to watch.

#comic #webcomic #galbor #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where an eyeball goes speed dating

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55d

Graveyard Surprise
(Halloween Special)

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

A short comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. In a misty, night‑time graveyard, among the cold stones of long‑abandoned graves, a beautiful young necromancer stands majestically with her staff. She faces a knight serious about engaging in a fight.
> Necromancer: Muahahaha! Attacking a necromancer in a graveyard, you clueless fool!

Panel 2. The necromancer raises her staff and arms, casting a spell that spreads luminous effects across the ground around her. Skeletons emerge from the graves.
> Necromancer: Skeletons! Rise from the dead!

Panel 3. The skeletons look at each other, some pat each other on the back, others hug, seemingly unaware of the necromancer's presence. A mix of disbelief and excitement ripples through them. In the background, the necromancer makes a horrified face: this isn’t the result she expected.
> Skeleton 1 (an adult): Hey, kiddo? Is that you?
> Skeleton 2 (a smaller one): Grandpa?!
> Skeleton 3 (holding another’s hand like a lover): Come along, love, everyone's here.
> Skeleton 4 (an elderly one, clutching its back): Hello, youth!

Panel 4. The necromancer is disgraced and her arms droop. The five skeletons now huddle together, arms intertwined. The knight roll on the floor laughing at the necromancer’s crushing failure.
> Necromancer: I hate tiny family graveyards.

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53d

At this point I’m just “yes, and”-ing my intrusive thoughts

#comic #webcomic #funny #drstrange

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1y

Clueless. #funny #comic #webcomic

[A person is having a video call with someone on their phone. They are holding a stick of lip balm in their other hand.]
Phone: Are you putting on lipstick?
Person: No, it's a new flavored lip balm I just got called passion crush.

Phone: Ooh, it sparkles! What does it taste like?
Person: Well, why don't you come over and find out?

[The person looks expectantly at their phone.]
Phone: Oh no thanks, that’s not sanitary. You shouldn't share lip balm.

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182d

I talk a lot of shit for someone who couldn’t even be bothered to get up

#comic #webcomic #funny

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49d

Galbor and Death played a game of chicken. Galbor blinked.

#comic #webcomic #funny

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: This Guy

High-five five five five five five!

#comic #spiderman #webcomic #alarminglybad

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48d

Keeper of Forbidden Knowledge

This week I’m posting a special comic! It's an adaptation of a fantasy #microfiction by @vanellopemint . Source: https://mastodon.art/@vanellopemint/115412361427671211 (edit: fixed a typo on a speech-bubble)

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

A short comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. In a dark throne room, King Konstad sits surrounded by his guards and large statues. Kneeling before him is the High Wizard Albrus.
> High wizard Albrus: Fear not. All of the books which you have asked to be destroyed, I have taken care of them personally.
> King Konstad: Well done, Albrus!

Panel 2. Albrus rises and leaves the throne room, followed by his wizard assistant who was waiting outside.

Panel 3. As they walk away from the castle, getting outside, the assistant speaks with surprise and curiosity.
> Albrus’s Assistant: But you did not destroy those books. You merely gave them to the Witch of the North.

Panel 4. Further from the castle, on the bridge, under the day light, Albrus reveals his philosophy.
> High wizard Albrus: Konstad is my King, but kings come and go, and knowledge is my god...

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46d

Oh that bear friggin OWNED that kid in the marketplace of ideas

#comic #webcomic #funny #darkhumor

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1y

COMIC: Blocked

The only thing that’s aged poorly about this comic is Google being useful

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man is asked to turn off his ad blocker

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1y

COMIC: Wolves

Who let the dogs out?

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad webcomic about a self help seminar gone wrong

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: AL

Fricken algorithm

#algorithm #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

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42d

Thank you so much for reading these past 10 years.

It continues to be a privilege.

#comic #webcomic #thankyou

Alarmingly Bad comic for the 10th Anniversary

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40d

He must be fun at parties.

#comic #webcomic #funny

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