RE: https://flipboard.com/@ctvnews/top-stories-19khdp21z/-/a-27rcldwYSwOUavgqQSXTZQ%3Aa%3A2823982346-%2F0
Y'all, I managed a Gentleman's Club during the oil boom. I have have seen crazier shit than you can imagine. I have never seen anything as craycray as Natalie Harp.
“A screaming match in the lobby ensued, with Harp insisting that Trump had personally asked her to attend the court appearance.... Denied a seat but determined not to be left behind, Harp jumped into an SUV trunk...”
I have seen a mostly naked woman wearing 6'' heels chase a Mercedes while waving a champagne bottle menacingly...and it still wasn't as crazy as Natalie Harp jumping in a trunk to be near diaper daddy.
None of this is real. Reality doesn't exist. I'm pretty sure I'm in a coma and dreaming this. Or maybe this is all a prolonged trip and I'm gonna wake up and be in Austin in 1987 and I'll have a chance to stop all of this from happening. Cause y'all, this shit ain't right. I blame CERN.
#uspol #47 #natalieharp #gop