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#shitpost #meme #phone #camera

A meme of several panels
The top panel contains cartoonish drawings of phones with progressively increasing numbers of camera lenses. First 1 lens, then 2, then 3, then 4, 5 and 6 becoming more and more a circle of lens "holes".
Finally, an image of a phone with a full circle of lens "holes" resembling a rotary "dial" based telephone, and hands lifting a receiver and dialling.
The text across the top reads: "WE'RE GETTING THERE"

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43d

So help me, I laughed
#shitpost #meme #distractedBoyfriend

A variation of the "distracted boyfriend" meme.
In this version, everyone is in wearing togas, and the boyfriend has been turned to stone as he looks back at a passing Medusa.

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If you're going to shitpost on a signpost, post the signage in a shitposting way so it looks like it's to shitpost.

Greetings from Zürich

#shitpost #sihlpost #zürich

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1y

Laughing about this new "cat looks inside" #meme way more than I should :D

#shitpost #catcontent

Image of a cat looking down at the camera, looking getting disappointed.

Text: "OpenVMS - looks inside - proprietary code base"

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Image of a cat looking down at the camera, looking getting disappointed.

Text: "high priority pull request - looks inside - 'fixed typo'"

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Image of a cat looking down at the camera, looking getting disappointed.

Text: "'Enterprise IT' - looks inside - shitloads of legacy stuff"

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212d

I made some fanart for the #fediverseChick

(Designed by combining the Fediverse Logo [CC0] with a chick illustration I found on openclipart [CC0])

Released under CC0

#fediverseChicks #fediverse #fediverseLogo #shitpost #meme

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135d

Folks, I need a favor.

My partner was very brave and made this silly #shitpost. He's spent nearly every waking moment of the past 31+ years trying to suffocate his adorable whimsy. At times it was a means of survival for him during a past relationship fraught with #domesticViolence.

I'm trying to show him that this side of him isn't so bad after all with the help of #Mastodon and the #Fediverse. If you find his post amusing, please throw him some boosts. ❤️🙏

https://beige.party/@g1m01982/114652264361905861

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