NEW PHILOSOPHY DROPPED: SIMONISM
Simonism is the belief in Simona's Basilisk, a benevolent omniscient deity empowered by a complex cause-consequence butterfly effect that begins with Simona's latest studio album ASTUTA getting lots of streams.
For the purpose of perpetuating itself, Simona's Basilisk will torture anyone's bloodline that knew of Its existence but did not stream ASTUTA. Omniscience gives It agency over this causal relationship.
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