Is it time to feed the cat? I can’t tell. #picathecat #catsofmastodon #caturday #cats
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They are like little sun sprites, motes of joy and determination made animate. I decorated their outworld like a magical desert. Here you see their annex nest (not their main home just an outpost) and the geode and branch they explore. I feed them on the jade dish, they neatly pile trash in the upper right corner for me to pick up. (Dorymyrmex bureni, the light brown cone ant)
(Bonus #picathecat who wonders when I’ll stop gushing about ants)
For Immediate Release: #Pica, the small tabby cat, categorically denies allegations that she “got so excited by the birds in the bird feeder that she bumped her head on the window” In fact it was her hapless human staff who were confused by the concept of transparency and who made the comical “bonk” noise recently heard in the south bronx apartment.
Pica sends her condolences to all hapless humans and hopes they will learn and grow. #caturday #picathecat
There was a guy making custom keychains in Mott Haven and I knew exactly what to get for the spare key for the cat sitter. #pica #cats #catsofmastodon #caturday #kitty #picathecat
Pica thinks that having tweed makes her “academic” please be on guard today for her typical online “university” scams. Remember that there is no such thing as a “BA in sleeping and relaxing”
#catsofmastodon #pica #car #tweed #scams #caturday #picathecat
Pica wishes you a happy caturday. Tuna and cash can be sent to her new P.o. box. #pica #caturday #catsofmastodon #picathecat
When you love *being* picked up but the *getting* picked up part is still kinda scary. #caturday #picathecat
Breaking News!
Tabby Cat, Pica Posts YouTube Apology
After accusations of “treating her staff like cat food dispensers” Pica has posted a rare apology: “I’m very sorry some people had to get offended, and for the confusion this controversy has caused my many loving fans. I do not think of anyone as a mere food dispenser. My staff has other uses ... such as petting me. Hopefully, we can put this all behind us now.” #picathecat #picaLaw #cats #catsofmastodon
Pica wishes you a happy #thanksgiving. She is thankful for full body massages and “good prompt servants”
(what are you thankful for?) #picaTheCat #catsofmastodon
“They may take me to vet now. But *I* take them OUT tonight.” #PicaTheCat #catsofmastodon #PicaCrime
Remember if it’s below 5C outside your cat is entitled to overtime pets x2. It’s the law! #picathecat #PicaLaw #catsofmastodon #tabbycat #cold
Pica has issued a statement on the disturbing events of last night.
“It has come to mine attention some people don’t like fun or having a bug put on their face in the night. We, the cat, do not understand this limited way of seeing the world and will work to better educate our staff on the fun game of chasin’ bugs in our future endeavors.”
#picaTheCat
I’m so proud of Pica. She has done a great job recovering from her #hyperthyroidism and becoming a potato again. #PicaTheCat #catsofmastodon #cats #cat #potato
A massive potato or perhaps a petite melon. Either way 10/10
She’s enjoying the weekend. #picaTheCat
(please note the visible "toothie" in the first photo)
#picaTheCat is so disgusting. She actually *likes* it when her frozen meat meals aren't fully thawed on a hot day.
She's enjoying a meatcicle right now next to me. How do I live this way?