I am exposing Pica‘s dark secret. Many people think because she has big eyes and a small button nose she also has a “cute little mouth.” This is a lie. Pica‘s mouth goes all the way back to the corners of her head, practically to her ears and she can hinge her head open like a hamburger.
and given the chance she will!
#PicaTheCat #catsofmastodon #picaExposed #catCrime #secrets #whistleblower
For Immediate Release: #Pica, the small tabby cat, categorically denies allegations that she “got so excited by the birds in the bird feeder that she bumped her head on the window” In fact it was her hapless human staff who were confused by the concept of transparency and who made the comical “bonk” noise recently heard in the south bronx apartment.
Pica sends her condolences to all hapless humans and hopes they will learn and grow. #caturday #picathecat
Pica wishes you a happy caturday. Tuna and cash can be sent to her new P.o. box. #pica #caturday #catsofmastodon #picathecat
Pica has issued a statement on the disturbing events of last night.
“It has come to mine attention some people don’t like fun or having a bug put on their face in the night. We, the cat, do not understand this limited way of seeing the world and will work to better educate our staff on the fun game of chasin’ bugs in our future endeavors.”
#picaTheCat
I’m so proud of Pica. She has done a great job recovering from her #hyperthyroidism and becoming a potato again. #PicaTheCat #catsofmastodon #cats #cat #potato
A massive potato or perhaps a petite melon. Either way 10/10
She’s enjoying the weekend. #picaTheCat
(please note the visible "toothie" in the first photo)
She’s so precious. #picathecat
#picaTheCat is so disgusting. She actually *likes* it when her frozen meat meals aren't fully thawed on a hot day.
She's enjoying a meatcicle right now next to me. How do I live this way?
I can pick up our cat, Pica without a problem but she has always fought with my husband. Just squirming so much. We've found out why.
She's a right handed cat. My husband is left handed. If you try to hold her on your left shoulder she's used to it, but try to hold her on your right shoulder? She freaks out.
I tried to pick her up "left handed" and suddenly had the same problems as my husband.
So if you have this issue, try switching.
He can now pick her up.
