Do people who are losing their absolute shit over Elliot Page being Achilles "just because of accuracy" know that in mythology Achilles was raised disguised as a girl among women to avoid going to war?...
odyssey
Did you see the #Odyssey?
The scene where the Laestrygonians decimate the crew (3,000 yo spoiler) uses forced perspective to make "giants" (like how they made "hobbits" in #LotR)
2.1 m/ 7 foot men in the background, a 1.4 m/ 4 foot 6 inch woman in the foreground, a small aperture, et voila: giants
"Woman? You mean #MattDamon"
No
That's #DevynDalton, a Canadian stuntwoman, on the #movie's poster. Damon called her biceps "the greatest arms I have ever seen":
Edited 62d ago
I have a feeling a lot of puppies are about to be named Argos. #Odyssey
Today's movie was The Odyssey (2026).
The Odyssey is a journey and quite an accomplishment as a film...visually. I went to a 70mm screening of The Odyssey, I haven't seen a movie in 70mm for a few decades -- it was quite an experience. I am glad that I saw it on the big screen in an analog format. I am happy to still have films that are made specifically to be seen on the big screen.
My full review is here.
Rated 8 out of 10.
#movies #odyssey #TheOdyssey
The Odyssey is a journey and quite an accomplishment as a film...visually. I went to a 70mm screening of The Odyssey, I haven't seen a movie in 70mm for a few decades -- it was quite an experience. I am glad that I saw it on the big screen in an analog format. I am happy to still have films that are made specifically to be seen on the big screen.
My full review is here.
Rated 8 out of 10.
#movies #odyssey #TheOdyssey
Edited 57d ago
Did you think Christopher Nolan's #Odyssey lacked sex? Were you disappointed that the "Nobody" scene wasn't in there?
Do I have news for you!
This version of the Cyclops encounter has 100% sex, 0% violence, and I still managed to fit the "Nobody" scene.
Follow the riveting tale of Odysseus and his trusty comrades as they escape Polyphemus' cave with sweat and cum:
🔥 Illustrated version
https://eroticmythology.com/illustrated-fiction-nobodys-hotter-odysseus-polyphemus-crew-gay/
📜 Plain text version
https://eroticmythology.com/fiction-nobodys-hotter-odysseus-polyphemus-crew-gay/