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1y

Made a little something.

#Memes #Humor #StarWars #Poetry

A picture from the Star Wars movies. A Bantha (a large, hairy creature with large curving horns) with a Tusken riding on top. Set against a desert background. A poem is on the upper left hand corner that says, “Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
But Sandpeople ride single file to hide their numbers
And that has made all the difference.”

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What's your favourite trilogy? 🤔

Every speculative fiction reader has that one trilogy they can't get over...

For me it's between The Seagulls and Lord of the Rings, Star Wars barely breaks the top 50 😜😂

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Meme from 50 Nerds of Grey

Friend 1: What is your favourite trilogy?
Friend 2: Star Wars
Friend 3: Lord of the Rings
Me:
Three pictures from The Argus newspaper headlines.
1: Student attacked by seagull
2: Seagull attacked by student
3: Angry seagulls strike back

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I don't know if this is true, but I want to believe that it is so that's what I'm going to do 😁

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#Finland #Suomi
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Picture of an open book with the caption: "In Finland, there are more public libraries than fast food chains."

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The thing they don't tell you about so called "professional industry" people is they have no idea what they're doing either 😂

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Caption: The best screenwriting advice I have ever seen

Post by Mistamema on a picture from the new Star Wars movies:
If you ever have waning confidence in your screenwriting or storytellings abilities, just remember that a professionally paid, multimillionaire screenwriter wrote down the words "somehow palpatine returned" for the final installment of a major hollywood franchise, that has run for over 40 vears.

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1y

#meme #memes #alien #aliens #flufflepuff #crysalis #mlp #mlpg4 #mlpfim #mylittlepony #parody #mashup #funny #humor #laugh #lol

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1y

Just a simple #Fact for #Today and, in fact, any other day. 🤣

#Memes #Microsoft #MicrosoftTeams #Windows

A meme. A vampire hates sunlight. Superman hates kryptonite. And me, I hate Microsoft Teams.

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1y

Hopefully we know by now...

Source: https://www.themuse.com/advice/20-essential-twitter-rules-youve-probably-never-heard

@politicalmemes

#memes #twitter #politics

Hopefully by this point we all know not to trumpet our political or religious views all over Twitter...

Well, this aged well

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1y

#SithFiles #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #meme #memes #StarWars

Supreme Chancellor Palpatine @realSheevPalpatine
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SITH FILES! Thev are a HOAX written by Yoda, Kenobi, and the JEDI DEEP STATE
Darth Plagueis killed himself in his sleep. This is the same as the Dooku, Dooku, Dooku Hoax, there was no collusion with the Trade Federation.
I have deported over 1 BILLION Separatist aliens from our beautiful republic but Lyin' Mon and Fake News Padme HATE that we are MAKING THE GALAXY GREAT AGAIN!

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Big Mad

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This is the kind of math we like around here 😜

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Picture if a pink sign standing on a table covered in books saying,
BOOK MATH:
Buying the series means you really only bought one book.

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#cat #cats #caturday #memes

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I mean it does make a certain kind of sense, an evil facist wouldn't consider happy people civilized 🤔

The kind of people who don't let cause strife both for themselves and others in the name of ambition have no use to a Dark Lord 😁

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Post by Oliver Clegg

SAURON: I shall create three rings for the elves, seven for the dwarf lords and nine for mortal men
HOBBITS: wow ok none for us cool
SAURON: and thus I shall have dominion over all the civilised races of middle earth
HOBBITS: WOW

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I mean it does make a certain kind of sense, an evil facist wouldn't consider happy people civilized 🤔

The kind of people who don't cause strife both for themselves and others in the name of ambition have no use to a Dark Lord 😁

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1y

Story structure can be good, it can also make it painfully obvious. Personally I prefer not being able to guess the ending after the first chapter... 🤔😁

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One panel comic by Tom Gauld showing a tall man and a short elf walking over a mountain.
The elf reading a book says, "We've had our "inciting incident" and we're on the "journey" so it seems like we'll be having a "crisis" any minute now..."
The man looking annoyed replies, "This quest was a lot more fun before you got that book on story structure."

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1y

What is Wikipedia doing...

...on my contacts list
@memes

#wikipedia #memes #contacts

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Okay, I've read Les Miserables so I feel that I'm now entiteled to know what else Victor Hugo got up to 😁

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Tumblr post by enjolstaire

My favourite thing to do is to tell my friends about the wild things victor hugo did and see the look of shock and horror in their faces bc they only know him as the great author who wrote les mis and hunchback and not as the man who gave his fiancee a live bat in an envelope.

Reply by skywalker-anakin

He what now?

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#horror #memes

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261d

One of these is better than the others... you know the one I mean 😁

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Meme compairing three Fantasy writers worldbuilding:

J.K Rowling: Only start creating a lore after you already finished half of the series and keep adding stuff a decade after finishing it

G.R.R Martin: Steal 90% of your deep lore from real life history and other authors to fill out your world map

J.R.R Tolkien: Create an entire universe with a bloody, theological history with of hundreds of characters and dozens of devastating wars, then write a childrens book in it

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1y

All good choices, but one is clearly better than the others 😁

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In an updated writing version of this meme I vividly hallucinate 1s and 0s onto liquid crystals.

The future is now! 😂

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Painting of a woman lying in bed reading a book.

Caption: Have you ever realized how surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of tree for hours hallucinating vividly.

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What we need is more librarian humour 😂

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Librarian humour
A photo of a shelf where five books have been lined up to so the titles spell, "Nana-Nana-Nana-Nana-Batman".
Caption: I see what you ddid there.

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It may seem like it, but buying things just for the sake of buying them is not happiness. Instead enjoy the things you already have 😊

And I say that as someone who has a book for sale 😁

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A six panel comic by Tom Gauld with a little man sitting infront of his laptop.

1: YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED!
2: YOUR ITEM HAS BEEN DISPATCHED!
3: YOUR PACKAGE HAS BEEN DELIVERED!
4: YOUR BOOK HAS BEEN NEGLECTED: LEFT ON THE SHELF, UNREAD AND FORGOTTEN, GATHERING DUST FOR SEVERAL MONTHS.
5: The little man looks concerned.
6: YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED!

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I can't say this has ever happened to me, but I understand some readers worry about getting to the end? 🤔

P.S If you know where this is from let me know so I can add credit.

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Two drawings of a woman reading with arrows indicating her attitude is going around in circles.
Top: "I'm dying to know how it ends!!"
Bottom: NO!! I have to read slowly, I DON'T want it to end!"

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116211809285100124

This is the kind of love story I like around here, shut up I'm not crying, you're crying... 😊

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Everyone go home and logoff, this meme wins the internet for today.

#Dune #memes

Meme. Photo of Baron Harkonnen from Dune.

Text : I quite like the 1984 film version of Dune, but the characters are a bit far fetched. An obese orange diseased peadophile starting a war for his own selfish needs. Come on.

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