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360d

The meeting between President Trump and Zelensky didn't go so great. 🤣

#meme #memes #funny #laugh #humor #lol #satire #presidentzelensy #zelensky #presidenttrump #trump #vpvance #vicepresidentvance #vance

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23d

Like a lot of industries, the publishing industry's purpose is to put more money in the pockets of those who already have to much... 😒

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Meme of a drawing of one person standing on a plank over a cliff with a group of people standing on the plank preventing it from going over.

Man over the cliff called Le publishers: "You will write papers for us and pay
us to publish them. You will review those papers for free. You will also pay us to read those papers."

One of the people holding the plank up steps off saying: "Fuck This!"

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27d

So, what we should wish for is that every part of the writing process would be as quick as the idea 🤔

So, writers start looking for that magic lamp or whatever wish-giver you believe in...😁
Lets see what the disastrously hilarious consequences will be 😜

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Post by Alexander Pennington

Writer: I wish I had a book idea
Brain: Here are some characters, worldbuilding, a magic system, a villain, everything you need for an amazing story!
Writer: How does it all go together?
Brain: What

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233d

Luckily Bert is right, you don't HAVE to read Dostoyevsky 😂 But you can if you want 😊

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Picture of a blackboard sign with colourful chalk writing:
Bert's Books
Don't cry for me Dostoyevsky
The truth is I never read you
All through your chapters
Your epic fiction
You kept on writing
I kept my distance

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56d

If you're going to go to hell anyway, why not go laughing 😂

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Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier.

| went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed. My Father-in-law said that night was the first time she ever screamed and fainted.

I'm going to Hell, but I'll go laughing.

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70d

I want things that are above my reading level, that's how I get better at reading 🤔😁

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Comic from Unshelved about a boy asking librarian about what books he can check out and the librarian telling him he can check out any book. The teacher says it's above the child's reading level and they have a policy. The librarian replies he loves the sound of a breaking policy breaking.

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#memes #memuszki

A painting of a woman holding a box with smoke coming out of it. Caption:

Hey, it's me - Pandora. Welcome to my new unboxing video

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18d

I'm not complaining Takahe has limited support for this type: See Original Page

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17d

I wish I would've realised sooner that I don't have to solve every fictional problem I came up with the same second I came up with them 😁

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Two part meme.
Top part is a picture of a pill bottle that says, Hard to swallow pills.
Bottom part is captioned: If you can't come up with solutions to basic fiction writing problems that you yourself made then try again timorrow, keep learning. Writing is a skill that can be improved.

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14d

And that's how the bunnies invented Bunny-Karate, which is a lot like regular Karate, except fluffier and cuter 😜😂

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Meme with a picture of two bunnies fighting and a number of medieval paintings of bunnies with weapons.
Caption: Taking away their weapons at the end of the Middle Ages just made bunnies more proficient in hand-to-hand combat.

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14d

RE: https://mastodon.social/@HadasWeiss/116046097576202905

But it should be spelt Q because everyone likes a short queue... 😁

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12d

Completly misunderstanding how society works is what tech bros do best! 😂

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Drawing of a tech bro being interviewed by the standard tech bro sychophant.

Tech bro: “Philip K. Dick. Ray Bradbury. Like so many others in tech, I draw inspiration from completely misunderstanding those authors.”

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269d

Shoutout to the human beings still manually making memes and not relying on some AI slop which is "an insult to Life itself"

I'd take a crude MSPaint drawing of a Taco over some Sam Altman enabling eye-slurry.

#TACO #Memes #AIslop

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257d

What does Balrog taste like? Inquiring minds need to know... 😁
Also, are the Elves an allegory for the diffrent ages of Brittish royalty? 🤔

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Elves in Tolkien's legendarium
From THE HOBBIT:
-Wine from warm lands
-Fire-roasted meat
-Likes dancing in the meadows and making flower wreaths
-Spends time singing and feasting
THE LORD OF THE RINGS:
-Minwvor, Lembas (mysterious and magical elven food)
-Ages-old wisdom in the eyes
-Totally mysterious
THE SILMARILLION:
-Blood of the slain kin
-Flesh of a Balrog killed with bare hands
-Starts each day with new war
-Covered in scars from fighting and being tortured by Orcs
-Killed at least 10 family members

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10d

Suck it linguists I'll make my own grammar rolls 😜😂

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Post by keva
Here's my first attempt at synonym rolls, with attached picture of cinnamon rolls.

Reply by BrazilFlair
Just like grammar used to make.

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283d

Library-pub, add a book quiz and a non-alcoholic bar and I'm in 😁

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Post by iconawrites

It would be fun if public libraries were well- funded and open in the evenings and we built a culture where it’s normal to gather at the library after work and browse the shelves and chat about the latest books and read the Saturday night away.

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8d

Why would anyone want to be the king if they can be the librarian? 🤔😁

Source: https://www.patreon.com/HotPaperComics

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Four panel comic:
1st: A wizard says, "PULL THE SWORD FROM THE STONE AND BECOME THE NEW KING!
2nd: Boy ask, "ARE THERE ANY OTHER AVAILABLE JOBS?
3d: Wizard replies, "GET THE CAT OUT OF THE TREE AND BECOME THE NEW LIBRARIAN."
4th: The boy sits in the library reading his book with the cat sleeping on his desk.

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287d

cloud storage #memes

a closet behind a door with what would appear to be literal clouds.

A "Cloud Storage" sign can be seen beside the door opening.

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266d

Happy pride month! Don't fall for consumerist propaganda from people who would roast s'mores over your body if you were on fire.

Original: https://pizzacakecomic.com/

#meme #memes #queer #lgbtq #lgbtqia #trans #transgender #mtf #transwoman

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279d

We NEED more sci-fi like Firefly in the shelves... 😁 If you have recommendations I'm looking 😊

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Post by SciFi RoundTable
Caption: I was excited until I realized these are three separate categories.
A Picture of a library sign:
INSPIRATIONAL
SCIENCE FICTION
WESTERNS
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262d

#liberatedmemes #memes #degrowth

Remember when the Internet was awesome and your phone wasn't a tracking device?

A cartoon of two men standing next to each other holding their cell phones. A giant constrictor snake is wrapped around one of them. The other man is saying " Go into settings, privacy, activity controls, Web activity, and deselect giant snake."

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277d

Ham-fisted construction is my favourite 😂

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abridged fairy tales by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Goldilocks: Home invader has ceral, breaks stuff, then falls asleep.
Hansel and Gretel: Some kids eat an old lady's house. Also cannibalism.
Beauty and the beast: Stockholm syndrome girl falls for ugly guy. Except he isn't.
Princess and the pea: Mattresses piled on a vegetable determine fitness to govern.
Cinderella: Wardrobe malfunction prompts strange footwear mating ritual.
Three little pigs: Ham-fisted construction keeps wolf at the door.

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265d

If a book hasn't been banned somewhere is it even worth reading? 🤔😁

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Picutre of a bookshelf with a sign saying,
Banned Books: Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
-Isaac Asimov
The shelf features books and has signs explaining what each one was banned for.

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263d

I wish I had public library energy 😁

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Post by Jonathan Edward Durham

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is *all* the knowledge, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

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274d

Don't forget it
#meme #memes #queer #lgbtq #lgbtqia #mentalhealth #trans #transgender #mtf #transwoman #lesbian #sapphic #wlw

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