Eggplant.place

1y

#meme #geopolitica

Mems.de.un gatinho com roupa de frio e a frase: climinha europeu né? Guerra mundial, fascismo, inflação

120d

The thing they don't tell you about so called "professional industry" people is they have no idea what they're doing either 😂

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Caption: The best screenwriting advice I have ever seen

Post by Mistamema on a picture from the new Star Wars movies:
If you ever have waning confidence in your screenwriting or storytellings abilities, just remember that a professionally paid, multimillionaire screenwriter wrote down the words "somehow palpatine returned" for the final installment of a major hollywood franchise, that has run for over 40 vears.

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1y

#meme #memes #alien #aliens #flufflepuff #crysalis #mlp #mlpg4 #mlpfim #mylittlepony #parody #mashup #funny #humor #laugh #lol

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1y

#SithFiles #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #meme #memes #StarWars

Supreme Chancellor Palpatine @realSheevPalpatine
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SITH FILES! Thev are a HOAX written by Yoda, Kenobi, and the JEDI DEEP STATE
Darth Plagueis killed himself in his sleep. This is the same as the Dooku, Dooku, Dooku Hoax, there was no collusion with the Trade Federation.
I have deported over 1 BILLION Separatist aliens from our beautiful republic but Lyin' Mon and Fake News Padme HATE that we are MAKING THE GALAXY GREAT AGAIN!

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1y

They always would rather punch left than punch Nazis

#Meme #Democrats #USPol #Politics #Zohran #Mamdani #NYC

A 2 panel meme. The first panel shows SpongeBob Squarepants from the episode where he becomes "normal." The text reads, "Democrats fighting Donald Trump."

The second panel shows a very buff SpongeBob with his shirt ripped and red lasers coming out of his eyes. The text reads, "Democrats fighting Zohran Mamdani."

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1y

podia ser a gente mas eu não tenho óculos de realidade virtual
#meme

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131d

同人女最伟大的发明（不是
#meme

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1y

Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum:

HABEMUS ADMINISTRATOREM

Eminentissimum ac reverendissimum Usuarium,

Universi Federati Nobilissimum Dominum,

Qui in sanctis instantiis [TKZ.one] et [Mast.lat] reget,

Sanctus Defensor Protocolli ActivityPub,

Qui sibi nomen imposuit @trankten

#Meme #habemusadministrator #lingualatina #activitypub #tkzone #tkz #mastlat #habemuspapam #mastodon #memestkz #trankten

Documento antiguo como un pergamino en el que se anuncia en latín el nombramiento de Trankten como administrador de TKZ.one y Mast.lat. El Texto en latín es el siguiente:

"Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum:
HABEMUS ADMINISTRATOREM
Eminentissimum ac reverendissimum Usuarium,
Universi Federati Nobilissimum Dominum,
Qui in sanctis instantiis TKZ.one et Mast.lat reget,
Sanctus Defensor Protocolli ActivityPub,
Qui sibi nomen imposuit Trankten"

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1y

#Manga #Icon #Print #Meme

Black and white manga panel. At the top, an elegant woman with reddish-brown hair and "Blooming" smiles radiantly. To her right, a young woman with black hair stares at her in admiration, while a muscular man with dark skin watches her. Below, the young woman blushes and says, "I couldn't look away... It's just... that woman was so beautiful...", and the muscular man asks, "No... Why did you stop so suddenly? Something wrong?".

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162d

#Meme stolen from #Lemmy:

Multiple users discuss the concept of reincarnation, queues, and philosophical questions, with a humorous comment about Donald Trump.

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1y

#meme esse eu ri viu

alien versus predador

A imagem mostra dois homens em um evento público. O homem à esquerda está usando um moletom preto com a inscrição "SPACEX" e tem cabelo curto e escuro. O homem à direita está vestindo um terno escuro com uma gravata vermelha e tem cabelo loiro e grisalho. Ambos estão próximos um do outro, com o homem à direita inclinado para falar com o homem à esquerda. Na parte inferior da imagem, há um texto em estilo de jogo que diz "ALIEN VS. PREDATOR", com "ALIEN" em azul e "PREDATOR" em laranja e vermelho. O fundo é escuro, e há pessoas ao fundo, mas estão desfocadas.

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178d

Okay, I've read Les Miserables so I feel that I'm now entiteled to know what else Victor Hugo got up to 😁

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Tumblr post by enjolstaire

My favourite thing to do is to tell my friends about the wild things victor hugo did and see the look of shock and horror in their faces bc they only know him as the great author who wrote les mis and hunchback and not as the man who gave his fiancee a live bat in an envelope.

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He what now?

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201d

I do all of these, which one I use seems to motly depend on the quality of the book 🤔

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READING STYLES:
SCAN: look over quickly
READ: absorb content
SKIM: read selectively]
BROWSE: look for something interesting
PERUSE: read thoroughly
REFLECT: think deeply about what you read

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199d

One of these is better than the others... you know the one I mean 😁

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Meme compairing three Fantasy writers worldbuilding:

J.K Rowling: Only start creating a lore after you already finished half of the series and keep adding stuff a decade after finishing it

G.R.R Martin: Steal 90% of your deep lore from real life history and other authors to fill out your world map

J.R.R Tolkien: Create an entire universe with a bloody, theological history with of hundreds of characters and dozens of devastating wars, then write a childrens book in it

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160d

nsfw meme！！！！！！

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140d

#meme

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165d

#Meme #Humour

A two-panel meme. The top panel shows a worried woman on a rotary phone in the 1960s saying she better not speak or the government will wiretap her house. The bottom panel shows a woman on a couch in modern times asking a smart speaker, "Hey Wiretap, do you have a recipe for pancakes?"

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177d

In an updated writing version of this meme I vividly hallucinate 1s and 0s onto liquid crystals.

The future is now! 😂

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Painting of a woman lying in bed reading a book.

Caption: Have you ever realized how surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of tree for hours hallucinating vividly.

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177d

I don't even remember where this popped into my life from the internet, but it is far too relatable with the current state of my country.
#meme #comics #outofcontext

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119d

What we need is more librarian humour 😂

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Librarian humour
A photo of a shelf where five books have been lined up to so the titles spell, "Nana-Nana-Nana-Nana-Batman".
Caption: I see what you ddid there.

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125d

It may seem like it, but buying things just for the sake of buying them is not happiness. Instead enjoy the things you already have 😊

And I say that as someone who has a book for sale 😁

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A six panel comic by Tom Gauld with a little man sitting infront of his laptop.

1: YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED!
2: YOUR ITEM HAS BEEN DISPATCHED!
3: YOUR PACKAGE HAS BEEN DELIVERED!
4: YOUR BOOK HAS BEEN NEGLECTED: LEFT ON THE SHELF, UNREAD AND FORGOTTEN, GATHERING DUST FOR SEVERAL MONTHS.
5: The little man looks concerned.
6: YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED!

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190d

记录我那个号所用到的tag：
#卫戍复刻之前MF通关游戏清单
 #qq空间存档
 #MF打洞
 #MF转生穿越到冥府当王子
 #MF什么游戏都打（tag分化：MF什么游戏都玩）
#MF试图自律（tag分化：多了个“中”字）
#MF自由职业中
 #MF在看什么
 #MF在画丑画亮瞎路人眼睛
 #meme
#细数MF接单时遇到的奇葩
玩的游戏：#星露谷物语 # 空洞骑士 #武士零（等等
暂时想到的就这些

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I can't say this has ever happened to me, but I understand some readers worry about getting to the end? 🤔

P.S If you know where this is from let me know so I can add credit.

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Two drawings of a woman reading with arrows indicating her attitude is going around in circles.
Top: "I'm dying to know how it ends!!"
Bottom: NO!! I have to read slowly, I DON'T want it to end!"

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116211809285100124

This is the kind of love story I like around here, shut up I'm not crying, you're crying... 😊

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But what if I'm reading all comfy in my bed one night and get a craving for cheese, should I stop and get up and get cheese, that doesn't sound right 😜 😂

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