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39d

Seguem as orientações

#meme

Print de mensagens do whatsapp marcadas como encaminhadas. O texto diz:

"Bom dia. Estamos com uma cobra no subsolo. Professor ronis acredita ser uma jararaca. Seguem as orientações.

Cuidado."

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166d

A helpful #meme.

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5d

*Waves book aggressively*
How is this so hard to understand! 😜😂

#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

'You don't mind waiting in the
car?’

'I have a book'

'You won't get bored'

‘I have a book'

‘I might be an hour!'

*Waves book*

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39d

#humour #meme

A four-panel meme featuring a white cat tucked under a blanket. In the first three panels, labeled "Earthquake", "Storm", and "Alien attack", the cat remains sound asleep. In the fourth panel, labeled "Plastic packet opening", the cat suddenly pops its head up with wide eyes.

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38d

After Data, Chief O'Brien, Union Man, might be my favourite Star Trek character 😂

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#StarTrek #SciFi #TV #Movies

Two photo meme of Quark and Cheif O'Brien.
Quark: I suppose your capitalists are less sly than ours
O'Brien: Our capitalists are dead. Ancient humans workers slew them centuries ago. They were more trouble than they were worth.

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4d

nier automata just got an update that increases the game size from 60 gb to 366 gb

#games #gaming #meme

stonks meme variation except with 4B (the nier automata girl) standing in front of the chart with the word stonks replaced with bytes

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9d

I know #Romantasy is a big thing right now, but how are things going with #RoSciFi 🤔😁

In an alternate universe they're making this kind of #Spicy 😂

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#SciFi #Alternate #Universe
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Bookstodon #BookMemes #Books

Cover with an android doing the Marily Monroe over a vent pose in a yellow dress.
Title: Do Androids Drema of Electric Dicks?
A new novel by Philip K. Sheep

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4d

In this fast paced cowardly new world heading for 1984...

You take what is offered or you do without 🤔😜

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #SciFi #TheMatrix #Movies
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Morpheus offering Neo Pills meme.
In one hand is Orwell's 1984 in the other Huxley's Brave New World.
Morpheus: Did you just take both pills?

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6d

Just in case someone was wondering what #TechBro controlled #AI #Media is actually meant to achieve 🤔😒

@reading @bookstodon @books @philosophy @stoicism @psychology

#Thinking #Meme #NoAI #Philosophy #Psyhology
#BookMemes #Meme #ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf #Books #Bookstodon

Post by Owl at the Library

The part of George Orwell's 1984 that everyone forgets is how the music and
publishing industries have been replaced by a machine that spits out songs and bad novels “without any human intervention.” The goal is to keep you from
ever having to think.

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7d

Being the main character of anything is rarely a good thing but this is especially bad 😂

#Russian #Classic
#ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

Joey from Friends meme.
Relaxed Joey: You're the main character
Stressed Joey: ... of a Russian Classic.

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10d

Have you been to the library lately? 😁

#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Post by decillis

I was feeling hormonal yesterday and crying a little.

My 3 year old daughter: Mama, are you sad?
Me: Yes, baby, but it'll be okay.
Her: Do you want to go to the library? It'll be okay at the library.

We did not have time to go to the library. But to know that my daughter considers that the place where everything gets better makes me so happy.

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3d

I'm not saying all cats are arseholes, but they are a little bit, and that's why we love 'em 😂

#Cat #Cats #Caturday
#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Photo of a statue with a book and there's a cat sitting on the book.
Caption: Even if you're a statue, there will still be a cat, blocking you from reading...

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1d

Okay Mastodon do your thing, I need a version of this for book snobs 😂

Because confusing snobs will never not be fun! 😇😁

@reading @joinin @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#All #Wine #Tastes #Sour
#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Photo of a man holding a glass of wine to his ear.
Caption: If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move

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18h

#meme

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35d

#meme #humour

Meme showing a police officer standing next to a patrol car with an outstretched palm in a "stop" motion, under the text "This is a Meme checkpoint. Show me the latest meme you saved on your phone."

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4h

If I can't make up my own words what's even the point of writing 😂

@galacticwriters @bookstodon @joinin
@writingbooks @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Words #WordWeavers #Shakespeare
#WritingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Geek
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Starwars meme where a banker is asking Darth Sidious if it's legal but now it's Shakespeare.

Shakespeare's editors reading his plays: "My lord, is that a word?"
Shakespeare: "I will make it a word!"

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81d

► https://FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN
#meme #magic #wizard #jobs #lol #employment #tv #news #report

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31d

Not the crossover we deserve but the crossover we need 😂

@tvshow @comicbooks
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Comics #ComicBooks #TV #Movies #Letterkenny #JayAndSilentBob

Photo of the guys from Letterkenny and Jay and Silent-Bob.

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218d

Fry: "Um... yeah, that ring's a bell."

I love the writing of the early seasons of Futurama so much 😜😂

@galacticwriters @writers @worldbuilding
@keepwriting @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#TV #Show #TVShows
#Comedy #Humor #Humour #Satire #Funny
#Recommendation #WatchItNow
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon

Two panels from the show Futurama:

Girl: "You're from the 20th century? That's incredible. I'm from the 21st century. Remember when those billionaires enslaved humanity?"
Fry: "Um.. yeah, that rings a bell."

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205d

This is the kind if vandalism we like around here... 😁

@philosophy @stoicism @psychology
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Thinking #Meme #Memes
#Philosophy #Psyhology

Photo of a sticker on a green wall that says: "Everything that makes life beautiful is being destroyed by rich people"

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25d

Quién dice que el fedi no puede tener sus propios memes?
#meme #fediverso #fediart #curi #humor #puracalidad

son el mastodonte y blobcat haciendo la pose de PURA CALIDAD con la leyenda puro fediverso

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26d

Is healthcare the greatest superpower? 🤔😁

@comicbooks
@worldbuilding
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Fantasy #Comics #ComicBooks #Movies #Wolverine #Health #Healthcare

Post by Violet Thee Gamemaster

You can tell that Wolverine is a Canadian character written by an American because his super power is healthcare.

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28d

Might shouldn't make right, but...
Might may make Mould?
Checkmate linguists 😜😂

#LinguisticMemes #Meme #Linguistics
#Language #Words #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

*PAST TENSE*
Can - Could
Will - Would
May - ???
Might or Mould

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25d

Talk about unrealistic writing! No self-respecting main character would ever get up from a nap before the 9th chapter 😜😁

@galacticwriters @bookstodon
@writingbooks @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Meme
#MainCharacter
#Humor #Humour #Geek
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Comic with a cat sitting on a chair in front of a desk with the title Book Editor on it, the guy behind the desk says, We'd like to see your main character get up from his nap sometime before the 9th chapter.

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23d

Now that I'm technically an adult and don't have school assignments, I only read leisurely 😁

#ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

Post by khushi

me : *reading a book*
me : *realising i have school and lots of assignments that have to be done*
me : *read book nervously*

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