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16d

Strongly agree 😂

#Introvert #NoTalking
#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Painting of a woman sitting at a desk writting.
Caption: The library is a good start, but we need more places where people aren't allowed to talk.

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16d

Mi faris tion hieraŭ vespere kiam mi estis tre laca. Mi ridis ĝis singluti. 🤣 Mi ne scias kial mi juĝas ĝin tiom amuza.
#lang_eo #esperanto #meme #memes #memeo #memeoj #polarbearcafe #vespermanĝo #dinner #friends #amikoj #eating #manĝi #food #manĝaĵo #shirokumacafe

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14d

When it hurts so good you can't stop #reading 😁

#Funny #Books #Loops #Video #fyp #NotOC #ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading #Novel #Books #Bookstodon

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#argentina #meme

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11d

As a man writing fiction I'd like to be able to say we've come a long way since then, but I'm not sure it's true... 🤔

#WritingMemes #Meme #Fiction #Men #Humor #Humour #Geek
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Post by imshotta
So God impregnated a teenage girl so she could give birth to his son... who was also himself... so he could sacrifice himself... to himself... to convince himself to forgive humanity... for breaking rules he created.
Reply by enchanted.bookwyvern
This is why I almost exclusively read books by female authors. Men can't write fiction for shit

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13d

Free goo, you say? 🤔
Where do I sign up 😂

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Movies #SciFi #TheMatrix

Photo of Neo having just woken up from the matrix.

Caption: Living in one of those glowing red tubes in The Matrix now seems kind of nice. You get a free tube, no rent, free goo, and then they kill you. Seems nice.

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67d

Kicking and screaming is the only way I go anywhere, but the boring dystopia we're heading towards has earned it more than most 🤔😂

@webcomics
@reading @bookstodon @books

#CalvinAndHobbes
#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon

Four panel Calvin and Hobbes comic.

Calvin: YESTERDAY DAD WENT UT TO BUY A HARDCOVER NOVEL.

HE SAID HE WANTED TO READ SOMETHING LONG, RICH, AND THOUGHT- PROVOKING FOR A CHANGE, AND HE WANTED A CLOTH BINDING SO HIS BOOK COULD BE CARRIED AROUND AND REREAD LATER.

THEN HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO BUY THE BOOK WITH CASH SO NOBODY COULD TRACE THE PURCHASE TO HIM AND EXPLOIT HIS INTERESTS FOR COMMERCIAL PURPOSES.

Hobbes: YOUR DADS GOING INTO THE FUTURE KICKING AND SCREAMING. ISN'T HE?

Calvin: WHAT IF HES TURNING INTO SOME KIND OF SUBVERSIVE?

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208d

Piles of books spark joy 😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Meme #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Novel #Books #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookMastodon

Post by Elle Lookbook
In Japanese, "tsundoku" means collecting books and letting them pile up,
not from neglect, but for the joy of knowing they're there, full of untold stories.

Reply by M. Nolan Gray
"Babe, it's not clutter. It's the Japanese practice of tsundoku."

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262d

I do all of these, which one I use seems to motly depend on the quality of the book 🤔

@reading @bookstodon @books
@joinin

#ReadingMemes #Meme #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

READING STYLES:
SCAN: look over quickly
READ: absorb content
SKIM: read selectively]
BROWSE: look for something interesting
PERUSE: read thoroughly
REFLECT: think deeply about what you read

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12d

Does this count as one of those "Choose your own story" kind of books? 🤔😂

#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon #IKEA

Photo of a bunch of scrabble tiles captioned, Just bought a book from IKEA.

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11d

#meme #humour

A two-panel news interview meme featuring a man wearing a gray hoodie, with top text reading 'the earth is a resort for like 500 rich people' and bottom text reading 'and the rest of us are just the staff'.

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8d

I'm both of these readers...
I especially "treat reality as a temporary inconvenience" and "ask questions nobody prepared for" 😁

My reader Reader Threat Level score would be is 8/10 🤔 That sounds surprisingly right to me 😂

#ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

P.S If you know where these are from let me know so I can add credit.

Literary Fiction Readers
Threat Level: 11/10
* analyses everything
* hears what wasn't said
* notices energy shifts
* finds symbolism accidentally
* asks questions nobody prepared for

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Fantasy Readers
Threat Level: 5/10
* mentally lives elsewhere
* knows 17 fictional kingdoms
* treats reality as a temporary inconvenience
* owns maps for places that don't exist

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43d

New slogan just dropped: ABAB, all bosses are bastards! 😜😂

#Thinking #Meme #Philosophy #Psyhology #Humor #Humour #Funny #Boss

Photo of two levels of a boat, on top there's a fancy feast, below chanined dirty men are rowing the boat.
Caption, "When your boss tells you, We are all in the same boat."

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15d

Ah, the "freedom" of choice in the capitalist hellscape 😂

#Thinking #Meme
#Capitalism #And #Monopoly
#Philosophy #Psyhology #Humor #Humour #Funny

Image with two versions of the guy from the monopoly game pointing in two directions, captioned: Capitalism means freedom of choice.
1st direction: Get exploited
2nd direction: Die on the street

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14d

I didn't know I was a legend 😁

#WritingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Geek
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Six panel meme captioned: Every legend has a weakness.
1: Samson, hair
2: Achilles, heel
3: Writer, writing

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30d

If you want children to read more, the best way is to read more yourself 😊

@libraries @Libraries@fedigroups.social @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @joinin

#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Post by ingathewriter

A lady came into the library yesterday and asked if we had a particular book. I helped her find it and she was super happy. Her grandson is 12 and lives a plane ride away so she has started reading whatever book he's reading and then they have a weekly FaceTime where they discuss it. I just thought that
was such a nice way to stay connected to a kid who lives far away.

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6d

Several reasons:
1. I'd like to keep both eyes, i like the 3-D vision
2. It takes a lot of time to tame corvids, ok? I am working on it!
3. Not everyone can grow a beard like this

#humor #meme #memes #odin #raven