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#scam practical curses for the modern age #meme #humor

Whenever I get a scam text, I post their number on Craigslist selling absurdly cheap tickets to whatev enormous pop star is touring. Their phone explodes
Chat-message from scammer:
- Your package is being held due to an unpaid fee. Verify info now: myparcel-confirm. help-center.- corn
- what have you done?

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I'm in this meme and I don't like it 😜 😂

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Post by David Wales

"The worst script is the one never written" he said to himself as he wrote the second worst script.

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If procrastinating was an olympic sport, I'd have ALL the medals 😂

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Three panel comic by Tom Gauld

MATHEMATICAL PROBLEMS FOR NOVELISTS
1: Susie has written 12 chapters of a novel. Her editor asks her to cut 3 chapters and rewrite 8 chapters.
How many glasses of wine does Susie drink that night?

2: Every day Paul spends 3 hours procrastinating, 2 hours worrying, and 1 hour napping.
How long until the publisher asks Paul to repay his advance?

3: Anne writes a new novel every 6 months. 75% of Anne’s novels are bestsellers and 66% win literary prizes.
How much do you hate Anne?

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#Meme #Humour

A meme titled "When you say you want to buy something in front of your phone." It shows three dog noses peeking vertically through a small gap in a white door or wall. From top to bottom, the text labels next to each nose read "Google", "Amazon", and "Facebook".

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#meme

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The book nerd commandments:
1. You can always get high on your own supply 😂

I'm taking suggestions for the rest... 😁

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A meme captioned 'Book Sniffers Anonymous'
Side by side photos of two people sniffing books.
Fake Dictionary entry:
book sniff-ing [boo k] [snif-ing]
verb
1. breathing in the scent of a book: often done in secret
2. how book nerds get high

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That sounds made up, but I'm not a doctor so I'll allow it 😁
But I'm wondering if anyone knows what this disease is called? 🤔
My genetic disorder just makes me want to pee all the time 😂

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Post by Louise Jensen Duffy

So, a lot of people ask me why I buy so many books. The truth is, I have a genetic disorder where my body doesn’t produce enough books of its own, so I have to supplement.

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This is the kind if vandalism we like around here... 😁

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Photo of a sticker on a green wall that says: "Everything that makes life beautiful is being destroyed by rich people"

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Is self-regulated free market forces not a contradiction in terms? 🤔
The free part implies that it is by definition not regulated...

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Four panel meme captioned "A brief history of self-regulation..." showing drawn pictures illustrating for industry failures, heavy industry, chemical companies, fianancila sector, airplane industry.

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Fry: "Um... yeah, that ring's a bell."

I love the writing of the early seasons of Futurama so much 😜😂

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Two panels from the show Futurama:

Girl: "You're from the 20th century? That's incredible. I'm from the 21st century. Remember when those billionaires enslaved humanity?"
Fry: "Um.. yeah, that rings a bell."

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What's stronger than "Strongly Agree" 😜😂

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The original image looked slightly diffrent: https://medium.com/@GuillemBruix/f-ck-social-media-read-books-242b54f1c250

Photo of a sign in a bookshop window. In large white letters on a black background it says:
FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.

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The definition of a good day 😁

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My boss told me to have a good day so I went home to read..

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I didn't know basic dickheads knew how to read, good for them! 😜😂

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Cover a book I assume doesn't actually exist, with a 1950s looking picture of a young man pointing at an engine.
Title: Everything I don't like is WOKE, a book for basic dickheads
The young man saying: This engine is woke.

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Completly misunderstanding how society works is what tech bros do best! 😂

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Drawing of a tech bro being interviewed by the standard tech bro sychophant.

Tech bro: “Philip K. Dick. Ray Bradbury. Like so many others in tech, I draw inspiration from completely misunderstanding those authors.”

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And that's how the bunnies invented Bunny-Karate, which is a lot like regular Karate, except fluffier and cuter 😜😂

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Meme with a picture of two bunnies fighting and a number of medieval paintings of bunnies with weapons.
Caption: Taking away their weapons at the end of the Middle Ages just made bunnies more proficient in hand-to-hand combat.

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Perhaps not the Magic System we need, but the Magic System we deserve! 😜😂

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Meme on a painting of three people looking like they may be wafting away some odour.
Caption:
Witches and Wizards don't fart, the Cast Smells.

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Why would anyone want to be the king if they can be the librarian? 🤔😁

Source: https://www.patreon.com/HotPaperComics

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Four panel comic:
1st: A wizard says, "PULL THE SWORD FROM THE STONE AND BECOME THE NEW KING!
2nd: Boy ask, "ARE THERE ANY OTHER AVAILABLE JOBS?
3d: Wizard replies, "GET THE CAT OUT OF THE TREE AND BECOME THE NEW LIBRARIAN."
4th: The boy sits in the library reading his book with the cat sleeping on his desk.

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So, it's either keep buying more books or become a librarian? 🤔
It's a rare thing indeed to have life present us with two excellent choices 😊

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Post by Tara Wine-Queen

It's not that I *can't* read all of the books I already have, it's that once a reader finishes all the books in their possession, they transcend into their final form and I'm just not ready to become a librarian yet.

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I know some people say they don't read speculative fiction because it's "not realistic" well guess what 😜😂

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Photo of Baron Harkonnen from the 1984 Dune film.
Caption:
I quite like the 1984 film version of Dune, but the characters are a bit far fetched. An obese, orange, diseased peadophile starting a war for his own selfish needs.
Come on.

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When we're busy worldbuilding it's easy to forget that stories are supposed to have a story 😂

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Four panel comic meme with two people in an office, one pitching something to the others from whiteboard.

Guy: "So, what do you guys think?"
Whiteboard: 500+ pages of lore and worldbuilding
Others: "It's good, how much is important to the story?"
Guy: "STORY?"

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When someone says they don't like speculative fiction because it's "not realistic" I'm always reminded of this meme 😂

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Screenshot of the CEO of Monsters Inc being arrested.

Caption: In Monsters Inc (2001), the wealthy CEO of Monsters Inc is held accountable for his actions. This is to remind the audience that the movie is a work of fiction.

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I feel like the dystopian techbros and super-rich aren't getting enough credit in this meme 🤔😁

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Four panel meme of Mr. Bean cheating on a test.

Then: Government (Mr. Bean) looking at dystopian scifi books and movies (his neighbours test)
Now: Dystopian fiction writers (Mr. Bean) looking at government (his neighbours test)

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#meme

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