“Nobody’s on Mastodon, it’s dying” sir my mama’s pretty quilt can get 300 likes and a bajillion boosts on here in no time with no algorithm I think Mastodon is doing JUST FINE #mastodon #JohnMastodon
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Morpheus:
"The Matrix is a system. That system's our enemy. When you’re inside (...) what do you see? (...) The (...) people we're trying to save. But until we do, these people are still part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they'll fight to protect it"
#fact: America isn't a country but a continent
The misunderstanding first arose when European colonizers intended to travel to the new continent. Nobody's fault that the closest path for the ships was to the north of the continent, and "going to America" was the term for the travel to such a big continent, regardless of the country. Seriously, who would've wanted to live in the USA? Everybody wanted bananas and coconuts, but the trip to the nice countries was much more expensive!
John Mastodon is about to call a Monday morning meeting.
Who is bringing beverages this week? 🧃
Fool! Doctor Doom toots as he pleases!
#toot #mastodon #johnmastodon #doctordoom #doom #fantasticfour