humour

1y

Absolutely crushing those #caturday goals!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a cat crushing a box that has another cat in it -- the latter lying back with its mouth open as if in agony

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109d

Grant is the hero we deserve.

#weird #signs #humor #humour

grocery store freezer filled with cavendish fries and sign that says:
Grant ordered too many fries sale
1.00 -save 1.27 (wont be beat)

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188d

A patriotic birthday salute to Brigadier-General Sir Harry Flashman, VC, KCB, KCIE, etc. etc. – born #OTD, 5 May, 1822. As his extraordinary entry in WHO’S WHO (c.1908, below) shows, Sir Harry embodied all those qualities that built & sustained the #BritishEmpire 🇬🇧 🫡

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Sir Harry’s storied career is too long for the ALT-text, but you can read it here:

https://sblazak.wordpress.com/sir-harry-flashman/

#Scottish #literature #19thcentury #Victorian #historicalfiction #Flashman #humour #BritishEmpire

An absolutely impeccably and definitely genuine page from WHO'S WHO, c. 1908, listing the tremendous achievements of one of Britain's great Imperial heroes.

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1y

Just when you thought corvids couldn't get any cooler.

#crow #corvid #humor #humour #cool

A crow wearing a pair of sunglasses

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2y

I can tell you where I saw this, but not how fast I was going.

#physics #science #humour

A street sign that says "Heisenbergstrasse"

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1y

There nothing quite like stale russian despair... 😂

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing
#Repost #From #Old #Account

Post by Existential Comics

British novel: let's go to a party and find a wife.
German novel: let's go to the wilderness and find ourselves.
Russian novel: let's go to the depths ofdespair and then find out there is an even deeper level of despair we didn't know about and go there.

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1y

"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal" -Philip J. Fry 😂

@reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour

#Futurama #Quote
#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Post by Jonathan Edward Durham

I’m not a book hoarder. I’m prepping for the possibility that one day I might have 173 years to do nothing but read.

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1y

Instant #caturday karma.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: an orange cat and a grey cat fighting -- the orange seems like the aggressor, and above the grey. It then falls off the couch.]

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2y

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

two cats waiting to come inside: a white one with a look of pure murder on its face and a grey fluffy tabbyy who looks like he's forgotten his car keys and needs your help

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2y

I mean, would it kill you to let Cathy tell you about her ferrets?

#library #libraries #reader #readers #books #book #writingcommunity #ferrets #humor #humour

Three signs -- one says Library Book Return and is on a book drop return slot.
Drop box is broken! Please visit Cathy inside to return books
Update!
Drop box is NOT BROKEN! Cathy is just super lonely and wants to talk to you about her nine ferrets.

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1y

It's Sunday, so here's your Jesus-related cat content.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

what cat sitting in front of a jesus statue, so that it looks like its his arms out -- contrasted against a blue wall

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2y

I hope there's a great crop of #caturday posts today!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a cat's head sticking out of a line of plants growing through ground covering material that protects the plants

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149d

A meme featuring a photo of two black and tan guinea pigs sitting next to each other on a gray patterned blanket. Above the photo, text reads: "I'm starting to worry. My Rottweilers haven't grown in like five months."

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339d

A four-panel meme showing four different characters, each with a text caption describing their interaction with a dragon:

Top-left panel: An illustration of Prince Lír from The Last Unicorn, a medieval knight character with blonde hair and a gold helmet. The caption below him reads: I killed a dragon.

Top-right panel: A still of Hiccup Haddock from How to Train Your Dragon, wearing a horned Viking helmet and looking slightly nervous or surprised. The caption reads: I trained a dragon.

Bottom-left panel: A still of Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones, looking serious or determined. The caption reads: I raised a dragon.

Bottom-right panel: A still of Donkey from Shrek smiling widely with a goofy expression. The caption is cut off and is implied to be about his relationship with a dragon.

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1y

"Look out, Mittens is powering up!"

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a white and grey kitten on a set of stairs, lit from behind so that it looks like its glowing

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2y

#humour #eclipse

A picture of an eclipse, showing a flat band, with the shadows of four elephants under that and the shadow of a giant turtle underneath. Yes, it is Diskworld.

Don't know who made it: it was sent to me sans provenance.

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2y

Yay, it's another melodic #caturday [sound on]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #piano

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1y

Font issues
#Meme #Humour

The "Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man" meme. The Spider-Man on the left is labeled "Small L" and has a lowercase "l" on his chest. The Spider-Man on the right is labeled "Capital i" and has an uppercase "I" on his chest. The meme illustrates the visual similarity between the two letters.

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1y

A meme showing a person looking into an open, well-stocked refrigerator with a look of despair, holding their head in their hands. The caption at the bottom reads, "When you're hungry but there's only ingredients," capturing the feeling of not having ready-to-eat food despite having a full fridge.

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1y

Count Bagula

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: video of a cat sitting in a shopping bag, as it bites the top, exposing its fangs.]

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2y

#humor #humour #funny #cartoon #tugboats #socialmedia #reading #toots

Cartoon:
Two vintage tugboats in a harbour. One is holding a phone and saying, "I always enjoy reading your toots."

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309d

A two-panel meme comparing wardrobe choices. The top panel shows a solid black bird with the text "Rest of my clothes." The bottom panel shows a colorful Rainbow Lorikeet with the text "My socks."

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2y

When your cat is obsessed with abs day and comes home ripped.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats

A cat is peeking out from a shopping bag that features a man’s chiseled abs.

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1y

Drooling? No, that’s just liquid joy

#Dogs #Dog #Dogsofmastodon #Hond #Honden #Pets #Animals #Cute #Hund #Chien #Perro #Hunde #Animale #Animales #Canine #Tiere #Tier #Puppy #Pup #Fun #Funny #Humor #Humour #Laugh #Grappig #Komisch #Lustig #Divertente #Lachen #Schattig #Sweet #Adorable #Lovely #Pretty #Lovable #Adorbs #Precious #Beautiful #Perros #Cane #DogsOfFediverse #Schattig #Süß #Sus #Gorgeous #Lief #Aww

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1y

Goals for a #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cute #humor #humour

a bright green blanket with just the nose and muzzle of a cute kitty peeping out

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