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1y

Absolutely crushing those #caturday goals!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a cat crushing a box that has another cat in it -- the latter lying back with its mouth open as if in agony

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49d

Grant is the hero we deserve.

#weird #signs #humor #humour

grocery store freezer filled with cavendish fries and sign that says:
Grant ordered too many fries sale
1.00 -save 1.27 (wont be beat)

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128d

A patriotic birthday salute to Brigadier-General Sir Harry Flashman, VC, KCB, KCIE, etc. etc. – born #OTD, 5 May, 1822. As his extraordinary entry in WHO’S WHO (c.1908, below) shows, Sir Harry embodied all those qualities that built & sustained the #BritishEmpire 🇬🇧 🫡

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Sir Harry’s storied career is too long for the ALT-text, but you can read it here:

https://sblazak.wordpress.com/sir-harry-flashman/

#Scottish #literature #19thcentury #Victorian #historicalfiction #Flashman #humour #BritishEmpire

An absolutely impeccably and definitely genuine page from WHO'S WHO, c. 1908, listing the tremendous achievements of one of Britain's great Imperial heroes.

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1y

Just when you thought corvids couldn't get any cooler.

#crow #corvid #humor #humour #cool

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2y

I can tell you where I saw this, but not how fast I was going.

#physics #science #humour

A street sign that says "Heisenbergstrasse"

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1y

There nothing quite like stale russian despair... 😂

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Post by Existential Comics

British novel: let's go to a party and find a wife.
German novel: let's go to the wilderness and find ourselves.
Russian novel: let's go to the depths ofdespair and then find out there is an even deeper level of despair we didn't know about and go there.

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1y

What do you mean OR? 🤔
I can broil in existential dread and plot a fantasy series at the same time. 😂 Luckily I don't make mistakes, at least not any I'm willing to admit too 😜

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble @humour

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Post by C.G. Drews

Apparently some people go to bed and just...sleep???
They don't plot a 7-book epic fantasy series or softly broil in existential dread or replay every mistake they ever made???
And then they wake up [checks notes] REFRESHED? | just. It sounds a bit fake.

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1y

"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal" -Philip J. Fry 😂

@reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour

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Post by Jonathan Edward Durham

I’m not a book hoarder. I’m prepping for the possibility that one day I might have 173 years to do nothing but read.

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1y

Instant #caturday karma.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: an orange cat and a grey cat fighting -- the orange seems like the aggressor, and above the grey. It then falls off the couch.]

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2y

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

two cats waiting to come inside: a white one with a look of pure murder on its face and a grey fluffy tabbyy who looks like he's forgotten his car keys and needs your help

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2y

I mean, would it kill you to let Cathy tell you about her ferrets?

#library #libraries #reader #readers #books #book #writingcommunity #ferrets #humor #humour

Three signs -- one says Library Book Return and is on a book drop return slot.
Drop box is broken! Please visit Cathy inside to return books
Update!
Drop box is NOT BROKEN! Cathy is just super lonely and wants to talk to you about her nine ferrets.

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361d

It's Sunday, so here's your Jesus-related cat content.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

what cat sitting in front of a jesus statue, so that it looks like its his arms out -- contrasted against a blue wall

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2y

I hope there's a great crop of #caturday posts today!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a cat's head sticking out of a line of plants growing through ground covering material that protects the plants

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88d

#Meme #Humour

A meme featuring a photo of two black and tan guinea pigs sitting next to each other on a gray patterned blanket. Above the photo, text reads: "I'm starting to worry. My Rottweilers haven't grown in like five months."

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356d

First you have to force feed them some propaganda like "the strong should prey on the weak."
And then you can have instant replay of #LordOfTheFlies 🤔😒

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