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110d

Haircut. #grickledoodle #medusa #mice #greekmythology #snakes #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Medusa with snake-hair passes a second woman, "Mousedusa," whose hair is a swarm of mice, as the snakes immediately begin consuming the mice— a visual pun captioned "The unfortunate meeting of Medusa and Mousedusa."

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118d

Worth it! 9/10 would go to hell again... 😂

#YMCA #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny

@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

Photo of some guys doing YMCA with a painting of the cruxifiction.
Caption: A ticked to hell has never been funnier

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91d

Evolving tastes. #grickledoodle #evolution #fish #snacks #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A hesitant cartoon fish with evolved legs stands on a pond bank, while two fish in the water watch and one yells "Find snacks!"

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109d

Good sounds. #grickledoodle #rain #pets #cats #dogs #icecream #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cozy kitchen on a rainy afternoon: a person, a cat, and a dog sit around a table eating bowls of strawberry-topped ice cream, listening to rain against the window and the gentle clinking of spoons. Caption reads "On rainy afternoons they would eat ice cream with strawberries, listening to the patter of rain and the clinking of spoons."

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92d

Do you have your citizenship to the land of knowledge? 😁

@libraries @Libraries@fedigroups.social @library @books @bookstodon

#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Two panel Peanuts comic.
1: LOOK! A library card! I've taken out a library card!
2: I have been given my citizenship in the land of knowledge.

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92d

A new Slaughter/Mittens album is about to drop!

#crow #corvid #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a crow and a tuxedo cat next to one another on a set of logs

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108d

Uncomfortable. #grickledoodle #owls #upsidedown #twist #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Two cartoon owls perched on a branch, one with its head upside down, the other talking and looking disturbed; caption reads "I really don't like that you can do that."

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92d

Good talker. #grickledoodle #snake #frog #nature #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Cartoon of a frog cheerfully talking while its lower body is inside a coiled, regretful-looking snake on a grassy path, with a caption saying the frog’s conversation was so compelling the snake regretted eating him.

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79d

Just putting the pieces together. #grickledoodle #frog #detective #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Detective frog in a fedora sits on a fallen log in sparse woods, looking pensive while holding a small notebook—caption reads, "A lot of times he'd just sit on the log going over the details of the case."

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60d

she's got first dibs
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor #cats #catsofmastodon

A tiny kitten is nesting in the middle of a big plush dog bed.
Right next to it a big black lab is trying to squeeze inside a very small cat bed. His attempts resulted in the hole in the bottom of the bed so one of his legs is sticking out through.

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106d

Different worlds. #grickledoodle #slow #fast #detail #expression #rabbit #turtle #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

In a life-drawing class a cow poses on a stool while a turtle paints a finely detailed realistic portrait and a rabbit produces loose, energetic gesture sketches, suggesting each artist has different strengths. Caption reads "They each had their strengths."

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39d

I mean, I won't say no because books should be shared. But like a nervous parent I'll worry about them until they're safely back home 😜 😂

#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Meme with Joey from Friends looking relaxed and worried.
Relaxed: "Your book collection is great!"
Worried: "Can I borrow your books?"

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37d

This is the kind of challenge we like around here 😁

#ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

Caption: MY FRIEND: YOU CAN'T FINISH A BOOK IN A DAY
Reply: Photo of Shaggy from the Scooby-Doo movie, "Are you challenging me?"

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96d

I wish I could laugh in completed story... It must be nice 😂

@fantasy @bookstodon @books @reading
@worldbuilding @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#LotR #IsGreaterThan #ASOIAF
#SpeculativeFiction #SFF #FantasyBooks #Geek
#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Books #Bookstodon

Photos of GRR Martin and JRR Tolkien.
Caption:
Martin: Game of Thrones author draws attention to two Lord of the Rings "plot holes’
Tolkien: *laughs in completed story*

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96d

It's #SilentSunday now you know what to do 😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @joinin

#ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

Meme with four photos captioned 'How to Read a Book'

Scarface movie: Clear the room.
Candy: Obtain healthy snack
Fantasy bed: Find a comfortable spot.
Misery movie: Be ready for distractions.

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95d

I haven't really read much LitRPG, but if I did this is the kind of story I'd like to read 😊

@reading @bookstodon @books @fantasy @worldbuilding
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Fantasy #LitRPG
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Six panel comic with a "monster" being told a noob hero needs help leveling up and he goes out and pretends to let the "hero" kill him.

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91d

Lifehack! Never stop crying, never return to work! 😜

@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Lifehack #Humor #Humour #Funny

A sign in what seems like an employee bathroom saying: "All Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning to Work"

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91d

I'm a combo of Neutral Good, Chaotic Neutral, and Lawful Evil, a little bit of everything 🤔 Nerds are gonna nerd I guess 😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @fantasy
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme
#Science #Books #Theatre #Math #History #Gaming #Computer #Sport #Anime #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Alignment #Chart

Nerd Alignment Chart

LAWFUL GOOD: Science Nerds
NEUTRAL GOOD: Book Nerds
CHAOTIC GOOD: Theatre/Art/Music Nerds
LAWFUL NEUTRAL: Math Nerds
TRUE NEUTRAL: History Nerds
CHAOTIC NEUTRAL: D&D/Gamer Nerds
LAWFUL EVIL: Computer Nerds
NEUTRAL EVIL: Sports Nerds
CHAOTIC EVIL: Anime Nerds

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59d

Shared interests. #grickledoodle #friends #ponds #frog #duck #turtle #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Three friends, a frog, duck, and turtle, sit together on a living-room couch watching TV, illustrating the joke caption: "They would mostly watch shows about ponds."

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110d

If there's a better way I'm listening 😂

@galacticwriters @bookstodon @joinin
@writingbooks @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Geek
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Person: how does writing work?
Writer: well you type & you delete. You rethink. Then you do 187 min of
research & correct it. You reread & wonder if you have a grasp of English.
Then you revise
Person: then you're done with the book?
Writer: then you move to the next sentence

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105d

Long flight. #grickledoodle #banshee #horror #airtravel #flight #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon airplane cabin where a small, wild-haired banshee with a gaping mouth is finding its seat, while fellow passengers stare or grimace in annoyance; caption reads, "Oh great! Someone brought a Banshee onto the plane."

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108d

Have you prepared your bug out bookbag? 🤔
Books emergencies bore several people yearly! Don't let it happen to you! 😜

@libraries @Libraries@fedigroups.social @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @joinin

#Book #Emergency #Bugoutbag
#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks #Books

Post but Elizabeth Queen of the North

Overheard in the library: "you have 15 books! 15! We are coming back later
this week, it will be okay."
9 year old girl: "You don't know that. Something could happen. These are my emergency books."

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145d

The first Science of Discworld book gets 4/5 stars... I think, wait let me check my math.The Science parts got 3 and the Wizard parts got 5 so if you add 'em up carry the 1, always carry the one, divide by two you get 4... I think.Unless we take into account that the Science chapters were longer than the Wizard chapters, wigheted data-points and all that, but a little lying to children is to be expected, it is #Discworld after all, the narrativum has to go somewhere.

#TerryPratchett #Pratchett #Humor #Satire #Fantasy #Comedy #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Novel #Books #Fiction #Recommendation #Bookrecommendation #Review #Bookreview #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

(comment on Science of Discworld)

Terry Pratchett, Terry Pratchett: Science of Discworld (Paperback, 2002, EBURY PRESS (RAND))

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90d

Hell times. #grickledoodle #satan #media #scams #hell #cartoon #texts #art #drawing #funny #humor

Satan sits on a rock amid flames, hunched over a smartphone with a frustrated expression; caption reads, "Even Satan himself was having a harder and harder time deciphering between real texts and spam."

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135d

🌙 Buenas noches, criaturas valientes.

Hoy me retiro oficialmente del servicio público.
Mi cerebro ha decidido cerrar por mantenimiento, mis ganas de hacer cosas han presentado la dimisión y el sofá me ha hecho una oferta laboral imposible de rechazar.

Si mañana alguien pregunta por mí, decidle que fui vista por última vez abrazando una almohada con cara de “cinco minutitos más”, aunque todos sabemos que eso suele convertirse en una relación seria de ocho horas.

Descansad, recargad pilas y soñad bonito.
Y si no soñáis bonito, al menos que no aparezca gente del pasado pidiendo explicaciones.
Eso ya sería terrorismo emocional nocturno. 😌✨

Buenas noches y que el ventilador esté de vuestro lado.

🪭🪭🪭

@xerraire
@cientounero
@poponion
@mistheart
@bel_mar
@queroseno
@aptinstallhobbies
@josemiputoamo
@gorfeld
@jacobentropy
@Boqueroni
@Mario6
@javiercuchi
@raulpallol
@Azitaka
#buenasnoches #criaturasvalientes #descanso #humor #felicesueño #nochetranquila

Ilustración sobre fondo negro de una luna creciente amarilla con una expresión facial serena y ojos cerrados. La luna lleva puesto un gorro de dormir azul decorado con estrellas amarillas. A la derecha de la luna, aparece el texto "Buenas noches" escrito con un degradado de colores que va del verde al rojo.

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