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14h

I'm Finnish we're legally not allowed to show emotion unless someone has died, and even then we don't want to overdo it 😜😂

What's something weird your culture does that you don't think about? 🤔

#BookMemes #Meme #ReadingMemes
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon
#Books #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks
#Humor #Humour #Funny #Comedy #Geek

Photo of Blibo from The Hobbit movie running to catch up with the Dwarves.
Caption:
How I act when I get a new book: I'm going on an adventure!

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2d

A frightening addition. #grickledoodle #vampire #school #children #math #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Teacher at a chalkboard writes 3 + while startled vampire children recoil, frightened that the plus sign resembles a cross; caption reads: Math was a particularly hard subject for the vampire children.

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140d

If I had to take a stab at this I'd say I'm an 'Unemployed novelist/lawyer with social media manager and game author tendencies' otherwise known as an #IndieAuthor 🤔😂

#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

A diagram describing whether or not you are a novelist and what else you might be instead.

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34d

Not the crossover we deserve but the crossover we need 😂

@tvshow @comicbooks
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Comics #ComicBooks #TV #Movies #Letterkenny #JayAndSilentBob

Photo of the guys from Letterkenny and Jay and Silent-Bob.

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1y

I've given people that look, it doesn't work 😂

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

An old painting of a woman holding a book and looking unamused.

Caption: When someone assumes that when you are reading a book, that you are "doing nothing" and therefore can be interrupted. Repeatedly.

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1d

Well, they do say that consistency is the key 🤔 But I'm not sure to what 😂

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#SciFi #TV #Movies #StarWars

Two Star Wars troopers talking to each other.
Trooper 1: They say you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Trooper 2: You miss 100% of the shots you do take.

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1y

This library needs an "interesting smells" section 🤔😁

#DogsOfMastodon #Dog
#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

Picture of a wood sign leaning up agains a tree with a waterbowl on the side and a bunch of sticks under the sign.
I blue letters the sign says:
"Dog Library
Take A Stick Leave A Stick"

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221d

Fry: "Um... yeah, that ring's a bell."

I love the writing of the early seasons of Futurama so much 😜😂

@galacticwriters @writers @worldbuilding
@keepwriting @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#TV #Show #TVShows
#Comedy #Humor #Humour #Satire #Funny
#Recommendation #WatchItNow
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon

Two panels from the show Futurama:

Girl: "You're from the 20th century? That's incredible. I'm from the 21st century. Remember when those billionaires enslaved humanity?"
Fry: "Um.. yeah, that rings a bell."

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30d

Family fun! #grickledoodle #babadook #horror #october #halloween #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Creepy Victorian-style family portrait of four wide-grinned Dook creatures—tall top-hatted father, feathered mother seated, small fuzzy child, and a grinning spotted dog—posed in a dim parlor as a playful parody; caption reads "Meet the Dooks. Mamadook, Papadook, Babadook, and Spottydook.

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29d

Rolling in it. #grickledoodle #october #witch #horror #halloween #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A girl dressed as a witch with a boy dressed as a devil gleefully lounging in a roadside ditch filled with autumn leaves as a dog watches from the grass; caption reads "The Season of the Ditch."

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59d

Buenas noches, criaturas valientes. 🌙

Por aquí se cierra el chiringuito por hoy.
El que haya tenido un día estupendo, que lo disfrute un rato más; el que haya tenido un día para olvidar, que mañana ya se encargará de darle otra oportunidad.

Yo me quedo con lo bueno, con alguna tontería que me haya hecho reír y con la satisfacción de haber llegado hasta aquí sin liarla demasiado. 😂

Ahora sí: que cada cual se vaya a su rincón, a su sofá, a su cama o a donde demonios le apetezca.
Nos leemos mañana, si el universo y nuestras ganas de socializar lo permiten. 😴✨

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#buenasnoches #nocturnidad #vidacotidiana #humor #noche #descanso