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72d

“I must not grammar. Grammar is the mind-killer. Grammar is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my grammar." 😂

@galacticwriters @bookstodon @joinin
@writingbooks @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Dune
#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Four panel meme frim the Dune movie where Paul is being tested with pain.

1: Remove the hand from the box and you will die.
2: What's in the box?
3: A misspelled word in your published book.
4: *Paul clutching his hand and crying*

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71d

When someone asks, "What is it?" and someone else answers, "It's a mystery!" I sincerly hope this is what they're talking about 😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#BookMemes #Meme #Memes #Mystery #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf #BookStore #Books #Bookstodon

Photo of a bookself with a sign saying, "Mystery" and all the books around with the title towards the shelf.

Caption: Well played, bookstore, well played.

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73d

So, does this mean that in the postmodern era the Author is God? 🤔

Because I already have more hubris than I'll ever be able to use 😜😂

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#BookMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Conflicts in literature

A nine panel meme aranged in three categoreis (accompanied by Daffy Duck cartoons)

Classical: Man vs Nature, Man vs Man, Man vs God
Modern: Man vs Society, Man vs Self, Man vs No god
Postmodern: Man vs Tech, Man vs Reality, Man vs Author

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61d

With apologies to all the poetry lovers out there, but... 😂

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#Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Post by LilJonson

I have bad anxiety and one point I got prescribed Xanax. Without the anxiety, all of a sudden I felt like a different person. I was doing things I never did, like I started writing poetry. thats when I got off the meds because I'd rather have crippling anxiety than write poetry.

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53d

Get the PRINT! https://gricklemart.com/countryside-chill/ #grickledoodle #godzilla #cows #chill #zen #cartoon #art #drawing #kaiju #funny #humor

A gentle, downcast Godzilla-sized monster sits in a countryside field cradling a small calf while content cows mill around, conveying that time with cows soothes and calms him. Get the print at gricklemart.com

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31d

The War on War, just Red Dwarf out there predicting the future 😂

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #fyp #SciFI #TV #RedDwarf #NotOC

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51d

Alienating. #grickledoodle #rejection #alien #facehugger #horror #cartoon #space #art #drawing #funny #humor

Newly hatched facehuggers latch onto two astronaut's faces while another facehugger hatchling sits in an eggshell, refusing to facehug the remaining astronaut; caption reads: "Although it was ultimately what saved his life, in the moment Steve had never felt such profound rejection as he did right then."

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50d

Feeling blue. #grickledoodle #hiddenpeople #gnomes #puzzleagent #cartoon #art #drawing #horror #funny #humor

A mustached man proudly hangs a framed portrait of a blue pointy‑hatted gnome among dozens of identical red‑gnome portraits on a wall, a comic scene about finding a supposedly "rare" piece for a collection. Caption reads "He could scarcely believe his luck in obtaining such a rare piece for his collection."

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80d

Buenas noches, criaturas valientes. 🌙

Casimiro ha insistido en salir esta noche a dar las buenas noches personalmente.
Yo sospecho que lo hace porque sabe que luego se va a dormir mientras los demás seguimos pensando si apagar el móvil, poner otra serie o abrir la nevera por quinta vez sin motivo.

Así que haced caso al experto: descansad, soñad cosas bonitas y dejad los problemas aparcados hasta mañana.
Si siguen ahí al despertar, al menos los afrontaréis con algo más de sueño acumulado.

Ahora os dejo con Casimiro, que se toma muy en serio su carrera como repartidor oficial de buenas noches. 😌

@alerce
@gorfeld
@bel_mar
@jacobentropy
@raulpallol
@aptinstallhobbies
@josemiputoamo
@Boqueroni
@javiercuchi
#buenasnoches #criaturasvalientes #felizdescanso #dulcessueños #humor #casimiro #noche #vidacotidiana #momentosdelavida #descansadbien

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49d

Fishy corporation. #grickledoodle #fish #flounders #founders #pun #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor #horror

Two flounder fish sit at an executive desk, awkwardly posed as company executives — a visual pun captioned "The Flounders of the company."

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48d

A tiny bit spooky. #grickledoodle #ghost #haunted #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Hotel guests and a bellhop in a lobby stare, surprised, at a tiny, harmless ghost at their feet, conveying a mild, comical haunting. Caption reads "The hotel was only a little haunted."

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47d

Times may change, but silly people are as silly as ever 😁

@psychology
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Thinking #Dog #Meme
#Philosophy #Psyhology #Humor #Humour #Funny #Dogs

Old photo of a dog on a stool with a pipe in it's mouth.
Caption: It’s nice to know that over 145 years ago people were taking silly pictures of their pets. 1875

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47d

Haircut. #grickledoodle #medusa #mice #greekmythology #snakes #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Medusa with snake-hair passes a second woman, "Mousedusa," whose hair is a swarm of mice, as the snakes immediately begin consuming the mice— a visual pun captioned "The unfortunate meeting of Medusa and Mousedusa."

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55d

Worth it! 9/10 would go to hell again... 😂

#YMCA #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny

@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

Photo of some guys doing YMCA with a painting of the cruxifiction.
Caption: A ticked to hell has never been funnier

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28d

Evolving tastes. #grickledoodle #evolution #fish #snacks #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A hesitant cartoon fish with evolved legs stands on a pond bank, while two fish in the water watch and one yells "Find snacks!"

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46d

Good sounds. #grickledoodle #rain #pets #cats #dogs #icecream #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cozy kitchen on a rainy afternoon: a person, a cat, and a dog sit around a table eating bowls of strawberry-topped ice cream, listening to rain against the window and the gentle clinking of spoons. Caption reads "On rainy afternoons they would eat ice cream with strawberries, listening to the patter of rain and the clinking of spoons."

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29d

Do you have your citizenship to the land of knowledge? 😁

@libraries @Libraries@fedigroups.social @library @books @bookstodon

#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Two panel Peanuts comic.
1: LOOK! A library card! I've taken out a library card!
2: I have been given my citizenship in the land of knowledge.

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29d

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Boqueroni/117081640412517506

Madre mía, si llevan dándonos por saco con el eclipse desde que empezó el año.
Que si el eclipse, que si prepárate, que si mira al cielo, que si las gafas… ¡a este paso me sé el acontecimiento mejor que mi propio cumpleaños! 😂

Espero que después de tanto anuncio dure algo más que un suspiro, porque como me pille fregando los platos me va a dar exactamente igual. 🤣🧽

En fin, hoy toca mirar al cielo y comprobar si realmente pasa algo o si nos han montado otro capítulo de «El gran acontecimiento que llevamos meses esperando». 🌞🌑😂

#eclipse #eclipsesolar #12deagosto #cosasdeluniverso #humor #vidareal #miércoles #madremia