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94d

#spiritanimal #funny #haha #humor #memes #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #mentalhealthhumor #mentalhealthmemes

[pic of bird slammed into window]
My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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94d

no animals were hurt in this photoshoot
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

Photo of a greyhound sleeping on the couch with a Looney Tunes character toy squashed under his head.

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93d

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #animal #animals #cute #cuteanimal #Pic #pictures #picture #pics #funny #humor #cat

Orange cat watches Garfield. Looks at camera like wtf

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90d

I saw only one wolf and not much dancing...
#comics #humor #movies

Panel 1: Text saying "Judging a Movie by it’s title: What I thought it was about before I hit Play"
Panel 2: Drawing of a ball room or a prom with a mirror disco ball and a couple of a girl in a pink dress dancing with a wolf. Other wolves are dancing in the background.
Panel 3: the title of the movie is "Dances With Wolves»

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1y

Yay, it's another melodic #caturday [sound on]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #piano

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92d

#comics #humor

First Panel: Drawing of a flow chart. First square with text « Work is really too much right now but it will calm down next week! »
Going to second square « Did it calm down? » if response is « No » go back to first square, if response is « Yes » go to third square with text « You are probably dead »
Title on the second panel: « Adult life in a flowchart »

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91d

I hate both of these things, who knew I'd have so much in common with #JaneAusten 😂

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Text above what I assume is a painted picture of Jane Austen..

Jane Austen's works are timeless classics because she knew the real
horrors in life are having to listen to men who think they're better than
you and receiving unannounced visitors.

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1y

This is why I love mastodon and stay here. @dgar keeps me smiling, and encourages the best from people
#Humor #puns

An exchange between dgar and Paul-Gabriel Wiener.

Dgar:
Origami business is in creasing.

Paul-Gabriel Wiener:
Really? I heard a lot of places
were folding.

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88d

I can't say I've done this personally, but I understand the sentiment 😁

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Drawn image of two old ladies in a cosy room, one climbing a ladder with a stack of books to put in a shelf, the other sitting in a chair built of books reading a book.

Caption: I won't buy any more books until I've read all the ones I've got. I said. Then I laughed and laughed.

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87d

Count Bagula

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: video of a cat sitting in a shopping bag, as it bites the top, exposing its fangs.]

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1y

#humor #humour #funny #cartoon #tugboats #socialmedia #reading #toots

Cartoon:
Two vintage tugboats in a harbour. One is holding a phone and saying, "I always enjoy reading your toots."

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1y

When your cat is obsessed with abs day and comes home ripped.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats

A cat is peeking out from a shopping bag that features a man’s chiseled abs.

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89d

NUEVO VÍDEO!

Probamos el juego que Rena no fue capaz de terminar: #TheNextStop.

https://youtu.be/ksaUlS0ViZs

#youtube #youtuber #humor #videojuegos #terror

Dunkel mira sospechando al título del juego mientras Rena sale llorando con cara de trauma. Tienen un aspecto tipo cómic y el fondo es un metro con colores de neón.

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85d

Drooling? No, that’s just liquid joy

#Dogs #Dog #Dogsofmastodon #Hond #Honden #Pets #Animals #Cute #Hund #Chien #Perro #Hunde #Animale #Animales #Canine #Tiere #Tier #Puppy #Pup #Fun #Funny #Humor #Humour #Laugh #Grappig #Komisch #Lustig #Divertente #Lachen #Schattig #Sweet #Adorable #Lovely #Pretty #Lovable #Adorbs #Precious #Beautiful #Perros #Cane #DogsOfFediverse #Schattig #Süß #Sus #Gorgeous #Lief #Aww

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80d

Goals for a #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cute #humor #humour

a bright green blanket with just the nose and muzzle of a cute kitty peeping out

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1y

nothing's wrong, just great personalities
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

Four photos of four dogs of various breeds in front of the front door of a house. Every dog is in different pose, some with their tongue out or the head up.
Headline
'Trying to take a nice group picture of your friends'.

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84d

First bark ever… and instantly confused by his own voice.

#Dogs #GoldenRetriever #Puppy #Pup #Dog #Dogsofmastodon #Hond #Honden #Pets #Animals #Cute #Hund #Chien #Perro #Hunde #Animale #Animales #Canine #Tiere #Tier #Puppy #Pup #Fun #Funny #Humor #Humour #Laugh #Grappig #Komisch #Lustig #Divertente #Lachen #Schattig #Sweet #Adorable #Lovely #Pretty #Lovable #Adorbs #Precious #Beautiful #Perros #Cane #DogsOfFediverse #Schattig #Süß #Sus #Gorgeous #Lief #Aww #Bark #Aww #Mooi #Play #Playing

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82d

Did you know that misunderstanding books is a fun and easy activity you can do at home 😜😂 But don't worry metaphors are hard for everyone 😊

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour #MobyDick
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Four panel meme of Ron from Parks and Rec in a hardware store talking about Moby Dick.

1: Metaphores? I hate metaphors!
2: That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick!
3: No froo-froo symbolism
4: just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal.

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81d

The problem is that whatever dumbass thing I think of to do some more creative dumbass has already ruined it by forcing someone to make a rule against it 🤔😂

@libraries @library @books @bookstodon @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop
#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post by Tara Wine-Queen
"Once again, my plans have been foiled"

Picture of a library ladder with picture on it from Beauty and the Beast where Belle is singing and dancing on a library ladder. With a large Forbbiden mark over it.

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84d

That's why I write #SpeculativeFiction things are always right if I'm making everything up 😜😂
Also, did you know to create a fictional world from scratch you have to start with creating the #Multiverse? At least that's what I've been told... 😅

@bookstodon @books
@worldbuilding @humor @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#FantasyMemes #SciFiMemes #Fantasy #SciFi #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Opera #Hard #CottageCore #SolarPunk #Comedic #Whatever
#Book #Books #Bookstodon
#BoostingIsSharing