fastfood

1y

Don't complain about fast food #comics #comicstrip #complaining #fastfood #restaurants #self-righteous #ants GET THESE BY EMAIL: https://rooniecomics.com/comics/fast-food/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=post&utm_content=rooniecomics

RICHARD: (sigh) They messed up my order. GERALYN: What?! Richard!! Go back and make them fix it!! | RICHARD: It's no longer fast food at that point, Geralyn. GERALYN: It's the principle of the thing! You have rights! | RICHARD: I don't have a "right" to crispy chicken sandwiches with no pickles. GERALYN: Yes you do!! We all do!! Make a stand!! | RICHARD: I could stand to eat fewer crispy chicken sandwiches, is what I could stand. GERALYN: NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE! NO PICKLES!

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Fun fact: The German word "fast" (pronounced like the English "fussed") means "almost".

We enjoy pointing this out when eating fast food.

#German #FastFood

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Do basic interactions set your mind on fire? #comics #animalmeme #fastfood #food #orderingfood #ants GET THESE BY EMAIL: https://rooniecomics.com/comics/ready-to-order/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=post&utm_content=rooniecomics

CASHIER: Let me know when you're ready to order. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: HA!!! "Ready"? I'll never truly be READY. | FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: At some point, I'll just come to terms with the fact that nothing I order will fill the hold inside of me. I'll realize I'm looking for food to sustain me mentally as well as physically, and that's unreasonable. | CASHIER: WOW. Well... let me know when you... achieve that breakthrough. FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: I WILL. | FAST FOOD CUSTOMER: Are curly fries extra, by the way? CASHIER: They absolutely are.

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