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20-sided die. <a href="/tags/grickledoodle/" rel="tag">#grickledoodle</a> <a href="/tags/dungeonsanddragons/" rel="tag">#dungeonsanddragons</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/wizard/" rel="tag">#wizard</a> <a href="/tags/dice/" rel="tag">#dice</a> <a href="/tags/cartoon/" rel="tag">#cartoon</a> <a href="/tags/art/" rel="tag">#art</a> <a href="/tags/drawing/" rel="tag">#drawing</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#funny</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a>

A cartoon illustration of a wizard in front of a stash of treasure holding a large 20-sided die and yelling at a band of a barbarian, archer, and elf. Caption reads "Stop!!! Not another step towards my treasure or, so help me God, I'll roll it!!!"

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Chapter 35 of She Consumes Poison is available to read on <a href="/tags/royalroad/" rel="tag">#RoyalRoad</a>: <a href="https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye">https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye</a>The alliance between the Ashen Blades and the arches is solidified and the two groups begin planning the demise of their shared enemy, Pride.<a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/author/" rel="tag">#author</a> <a href="/tags/indieauthor/" rel="tag">#indieauthor</a> <a href="/tags/writing/" rel="tag">#writing</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/actionadventure/" rel="tag">#actionadventure</a> <a href="/tags/fiction/" rel="tag">#fiction</a> <a href="/tags/witches/" rel="tag">#witches</a> <a href="/tags/demons/" rel="tag">#demons</a> <a href="/tags/vampires/" rel="tag">#vampires</a> <a href="/tags/webseries/" rel="tag">#webseries</a>

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📚 Impossible Creatures by: Katherine RundellThe day that Christopher saved a drowning baby griffin from a hidden lake would change his life forever.It’s the day he learned about the Archipelago—a cluster of unmapped islands where magical creatures of every kind have thrived for thousands of years, until now. And ...<a href="https://bookblabla.com/book/impossible-creatures" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="bookblabla.com/book/impossible-creatures">https://bookblabla.com/book/impossible-creatures</a><a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a><a href="/tags/books/" rel="tag">#books</a> <a href="/tags/reading/" rel="tag">#reading</a> <a href="/tags/libraries/" rel="tag">#libraries</a> <a href="/tags/juvenilefiction/" rel="tag">#juvenilefiction</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/actionadventure/" rel="tag">#actionadventure</a> <a href="/tags/survivalstories/" rel="tag">#survivalstories</a>

The day that Christopher saved a drowning baby griffin from a hidden lake would change his life forever.

It’s the day he learned about the Archipelago—a cluster of unmapped islands where magical creatures of every kind have thrived for thousands of years, until now. And it’s the day he met Mal—a girl on the run, in desperate need of his help.

Mal and Christopher embark on a wild adventure, racing from island to island, searching for someone who can explain why the magic is fading and why magical creatures are suddenly dying. They consult sphinxes, battle kraken, and negotiate with dragons. But the closer they get to the dark truth of what’s happening, the clearer it becomes: no one else can fix this. If the Archipelago is to be saved, Mal and Christopher will have to do it themselves.

Katherine Rundell’s story crackles and roars with energy and delight. It is brought vividly to life with more than 60 illustrations, including a map and a bestiary of magical creatures.

Two kids race to save the world’s last magical place in the first book of a landmark new fantasy series, from “a writer with an utterly distinctive voice and a wild imagination.” (Philip Pullman, author of The Golden Compass)

"An instant classic from one of the most gifted storytellers of our time, Impossible Creatures is an astonishing miracle of a book." —Katherine Applegate, Newbery Medal Winner for The One and Only Ivan

This paperback edition features beautifully designed

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Ebook and paperback: <a href="https://books2read.com/SkyChildren" rel="nofollow">https://books2read.com/SkyChildren</a>With a strange virus giving colonists magic powers, they call for government aid, but much to their surprise, warships packed to the gills with nuclear ordnance arrive! They run for the hills, not knowing why, totally terrified for their lives as their city is struck down as if by the wrath of an angry God!<a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/author/" rel="tag">#author</a> <a href="/tags/indieauthor/" rel="tag">#indieauthor</a> <a href="/tags/writing/" rel="tag">#writing</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/scifi/" rel="tag">#scifi</a> <a href="/tags/sciencefiction/" rel="tag">#sciencefiction</a> <a href="/tags/sff/" rel="tag">#sff</a> <a href="/tags/sciencefantasy/" rel="tag">#sciencefantasy</a> <a href="/tags/scifi/" rel="tag">#scifi</a> <a href="/tags/actionadventure/" rel="tag">#actionadventure</a> <a href="/tags/fiction/" rel="tag">#fiction</a> <a href="/tags/books/" rel="tag">#books</a>

(Left) The cover of Sky Children, by Owen Tyme.

The background is a nuclear explosion and its mushroom cloud, in some distant hills. There's a dirt road along some rocky hills leading away from it.

The foreground is dominated by the dark silhouettes of another hill, some tall grass and a family of five holding hands, going left to right: girl, mother, girl, boy and father. The mother and father look down at the children, while they look up at their mother. The tallest of the children appears to be a boy in shorts, while the other two are girls of the same height, indicating they may be twins. The girls have pony tails and wear dresses. The mother wears a skirt and the father wears pants. The family holds hands.

The silhouettes are highlighted by the orange light of the explosion.

(Right) An explosion is fiery and bright. Someone hold up their left hand to block the light, but the light is so intense, their flesh only tinges the light a pinkish-red shade and their bones are visible, outlined with dark red lines. The following text is laid over that:

He shielded his eyes with his hands, but even with his eyes closed, he could see the shadows of his finger bones, as highlighted by the monstrous, nuclear light!

Temporarily blinded, tears fell from his eyes.

*What more could I have done? Could we have saved more people somehow? How could I have known the consequences of setting up the navigation beacon? Why is this happening?*

(Bottom) https://books2read.com/SkyChildren

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From the 2026 "What to watch"-panel at Åcon 14 last night, unfortunately I'd already seen most of the recommendations... 😁 <a href="https://finndom.space/@acon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@acon</a> <a href="/tags/åcon14/" rel="tag">#Åcon14</a> <a href="/tags/åcon/" rel="tag">#Åcon</a> <a href="/tags/whattowatch/" rel="tag">#WhatToWatch</a> <a href="/tags/2026/" rel="tag">#2026</a> <a href="/tags/tv/" rel="tag">#TV</a> <a href="/tags/show/" rel="tag">#Show</a> <a href="/tags/tvshows/" rel="tag">#TVShows</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#Fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/scifi/" rel="tag">#SciFi</a> <a href="/tags/nerd/" rel="tag">#Nerd</a> <a href="/tags/stuff/" rel="tag">#Stuff</a>

Photo from a conference room where the presentation is being made.

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Magic can give you just one thing. Choose wisely:Knowledge? Courage? Love? Or simply more time at home?You will receive it today, because today is L.Frank <a href="/tags/baum/" rel="tag">#Baum</a>’s birthday - the <a href="/tags/author/" rel="tag">#author</a> of The Wonderful <a href="/tags/wizard/" rel="tag">#Wizard</a> of <a href="/tags/oz/" rel="tag">#Oz</a>.Repost if you think the world needs a little more <a href="/tags/magic/" rel="tag">#magic</a> & great <a href="/tags/books/" rel="tag">#books</a> <a href="/tags/wizardofoz/" rel="tag">#WizardofOz</a> <a href="/tags/lfrankbaum/" rel="tag">#LFrankBaum</a> <a href="/tags/literature/" rel="tag">#literature</a> <a href="/tags/book/" rel="tag">#book</a> <a href="/tags/today/" rel="tag">#today</a> <a href="/tags/birthday/" rel="tag">#birthday</a> <a href="/tags/onthisday/" rel="tag">#onthisday</a> <a href="/tags/reading/" rel="tag">#reading</a> <a href="/tags/readingcommunity/" rel="tag">#readingcommunity</a> <a href="/tags/reader/" rel="tag">#reader</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/tale/" rel="tag">#tale</a> <a href="/tags/readers/" rel="tag">#readers</a> <a href="/tags/bookstodon/" rel="tag">#bookstodon</a> <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/booksky/" rel="tag">#booksky</a> <a href="/tags/bookstagram/" rel="tag">#bookstagram</a> <a href="/tags/writer/" rel="tag">#writer</a> <a href="/tags/authors/" rel="tag">#authors</a> <a href="/tags/writers/" rel="tag">#writers</a>

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Chapter 39 of She Consumes Poison is available to read on <a href="/tags/royalroad/" rel="tag">#RoyalRoad</a>: <a href="https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye">https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye</a>Artemis lands on the roof of the building Pride is hiding in, only to come face to face with Ulmoch, who's still under the mistaken and horrible impression she's romantically attracted to him...<a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/author/" rel="tag">#author</a> <a href="/tags/indieauthor/" rel="tag">#indieauthor</a> <a href="/tags/writing/" rel="tag">#writing</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/actionadventure/" rel="tag">#actionadventure</a> <a href="/tags/fiction/" rel="tag">#fiction</a> <a href="/tags/witches/" rel="tag">#witches</a> <a href="/tags/demons/" rel="tag">#demons</a> <a href="/tags/vampires/" rel="tag">#vampires</a> <a href="/tags/webseries/" rel="tag">#webseries</a>

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The Epilogue of Princess of Kurg is available to read on <a href="/tags/royalroad/" rel="tag">#RoyalRoad</a>: <a href="https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/108234/jigsaw-city" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.royalroad.com/fiction/108234/jigsaw-city">https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/108234/jigsaw-city</a>Nicole greets new arrivals to the city, among which is Sergeant Major Edwin Harris, the very same human that Candleflash was forced to rely on for survival, in a dangerous rainforest...<a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/author/" rel="tag">#author</a> <a href="/tags/indieauthor/" rel="tag">#indieauthor</a> <a href="/tags/writing/" rel="tag">#writing</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/scifi/" rel="tag">#scifi</a> <a href="/tags/sciencefiction/" rel="tag">#sciencefiction</a> <a href="/tags/sff/" rel="tag">#sff</a> <a href="/tags/actionadventure/" rel="tag">#actionadventure</a> <a href="/tags/fiction/" rel="tag">#fiction</a> <a href="/tags/fairies/" rel="tag">#fairies</a> <a href="/tags/webseries/" rel="tag">#webseries</a>

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What would happen if the borg tried to assimilate the Discworld?Who would win in a fight between a hundred borg and the luggage?<a href="/tags/discworld/" rel="tag">#Discworld</a> <a href="/tags/pratchett/" rel="tag">#Pratchett</a> <a href="/tags/books/" rel="tag">#books</a> <a href="/tags/scifi/" rel="tag">#SciFi</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#Fantasy</a>

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Chapter 48 of She Consumes Poison is available to read on <a href="/tags/royalroad/" rel="tag">#RoyalRoad</a>: <a href="https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye">https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye</a>Pride speaks with the Void witch he keeps on payroll, for advice on the curses he's been afflicted with, but the answers are not to his liking...<a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/author/" rel="tag">#author</a> <a href="/tags/indieauthor/" rel="tag">#indieauthor</a> <a href="/tags/writing/" rel="tag">#writing</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/actionadventure/" rel="tag">#actionadventure</a> <a href="/tags/fiction/" rel="tag">#fiction</a> <a href="/tags/witches/" rel="tag">#witches</a> <a href="/tags/demons/" rel="tag">#demons</a> <a href="/tags/vampires/" rel="tag">#vampires</a> <a href="/tags/webseries/" rel="tag">#webseries</a>

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Chapter 2 of Scarlet Eye: Homecoming is available to read on <a href="/tags/royalroad/" rel="tag">#RoyalRoad</a>: <a href="https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye">https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye</a>Verda Bagley leads a presentation to the highest levels of the United States military, to inform them of The Order of Ash and Smoke's plan to invade Hell and invite them to participate in giving demon-kind the biggest bloody nose in history.<a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/author/" rel="tag">#author</a> <a href="/tags/indieauthor/" rel="tag">#indieauthor</a> <a href="/tags/writing/" rel="tag">#writing</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/actionadventure/" rel="tag">#actionadventure</a> <a href="/tags/fiction/" rel="tag">#fiction</a> <a href="/tags/witches/" rel="tag">#witches</a> <a href="/tags/demons/" rel="tag">#demons</a> <a href="/tags/vampires/" rel="tag">#vampires</a> <a href="/tags/webseries/" rel="tag">#webseries</a>

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<a href="/tags/introduction/" rel="tag">#Introduction</a> I write complex <a href="/tags/darkelf/" rel="tag">#DarkElf</a> <a href="/tags/poly/" rel="tag">#Poly</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#Fantasy</a>. My tone & tropes weave a broad tapestry with huge <a href="/tags/lore/" rel="tag">#Lore</a> & <a href="/tags/worldbuilding/" rel="tag">#Worldbuilding</a> <a href="/tags/afeaturenotabug/" rel="tag">#AFeatureNotABug</a>. 😂 Sensual <a href="/tags/darkelves/" rel="tag">#DarkElves</a> face-off 👊 <a href="/tags/politicalintrigue/" rel="tag">#Politicalintrigue</a> <a href="/tags/demons/" rel="tag">#Demons</a> & <a href="/tags/dragons/" rel="tag">#Dragons</a> <a href="/tags/necromancer/" rel="tag">#Necromancer</a> <a href="/tags/foundfamily/" rel="tag">#FoundFamily</a> <a href="/tags/dwarves/" rel="tag">#Dwarves</a> <a href="/tags/epicbattle/" rel="tag">#EpicBattle</a>. ⚔️ Try my <a href="/tags/prequel/" rel="tag">#Prequel</a> ! <a href="/tags/free/" rel="tag">#Free</a> w/ newsletter: <a href="https://etaski.com" rel="nofollow">https://etaski.com</a><a href="/tags/buy/" rel="tag">#Buy</a> <a href="https://etaski.com/books/sons-to-keep-sister-seekers" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="etaski.com/books/sons-to-keep-sister-seekers">https://etaski.com/books/sons-to-keep-sister-seekers</a><a href="/tags/books/" rel="tag">#Books</a> <a href="/tags/writing/" rel="tag">#Writing</a> <a href="/tags/erotic/" rel="tag">#Erotic</a> <a href="/tags/darkfantasy/" rel="tag">#DarkFantasy</a> <a href="/tags/epicfantasy/" rel="tag">#EpicFantasy</a> <a href="/tags/dnd/" rel="tag">#DnD</a> @bookstodon @ttrpg @fantasy @horror @lgbtqbookstodon

"Sons to Keep: A Sister Seekers Prequel" by A.S. Etaski. A female dark elf walks down a hallway with purple light, looking over her shoulder. Behind her, sinister yellow eyes watch in the dark.

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"Wide-eyed with interest, Speedy saw an important little man dressed all in cloth of gold, with a headdress at least a yard high. He was seated cross-legged on a giant blue earthworm."The Yellow Knight of Oz<a href="/tags/reading/" rel="tag">#reading</a> <a href="/tags/oz/" rel="tag">#Oz</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/dune/" rel="tag">#Dune</a> <a href="/tags/bookstodon/" rel="tag">#bookstodon</a> <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a>

A man in a vaguely ancient Egyptian inspired crown rides on the hump of an oddly drawn worm. It's not quite a Dune sand worm and it's not quite an earthworm either. Add it the list of things John R. Neil didn't know how to draw but drew them anyway.

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Trigger Warning Addendum <a href="https://www.katherinevillyard.com/2026/05/27/trigger-warning-addendum/" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.katherinevillyard.com/2026/05/27/trigger-warning-addendum/">https://www.katherinevillyard.com/2026/05/27/trigger-warning-addendum/</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/bookstodon/" rel="tag">#bookstodon</a> <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a>

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New Issue: BCS <a href="/tags/458/" rel="tag">#458</a> out today, w stories of intensity by AnaMaria Curtis and M.E. Bronstein, podcast of the Curtis read by MK Hobson, behind cover art by Anthony Avon.<a href="https://www.beneath-ceaseless-skies.com/issues/issue-458/" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.beneath-ceaseless-skies.com/issues/issue-458/">https://www.beneath-ceaseless-skies.com/issues/issue-458/</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/sff/" rel="tag">#sff</a> <a href="/tags/shortstory/" rel="tag">#shortstory</a> <a href="/tags/podcastfiction/" rel="tag">#podcastfiction</a> <a href="/tags/zine/" rel="tag">#zine</a>

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This week's <a href="/tags/newbooks/" rel="tag">#NewBooks</a> at the library: - The last of the books from the NHBS January sale: Michael Ruse's The <a href="/tags/philosophy/" rel="tag">#Philosophy</a> of Human <a href="/tags/evolution/" rel="tag">#Evolution</a>, published by Cambridge University Press - A lovely version of Humphrey Carpenter's highly praised J. R. R. <a href="/tags/tolkien/" rel="tag">#Tolkien</a>: A Biography, published by HarperCollins - A second-hand copy of Ant Ecology, published by Oxford University Press<a href="/tags/humanevolution/" rel="tag">#HumanEvolution</a> <a href="/tags/anthropology/" rel="tag">#Anthropology</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#Fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/lotr/" rel="tag">#LOTR</a> <a href="/tags/lordoftherings/" rel="tag">#LordOfTheRings</a> <a href="/tags/myrmecology/" rel="tag">#Myrmecology</a> <a href="/tags/ecology/" rel="tag">#Ecology</a> <a href="/tags/insects/" rel="tag">#Insects</a> <a href="/tags/entomology/" rel="tag">#Entomology</a> <a href="/tags/books/" rel="tag">#Books</a> <a href="/tags/bookstodon/" rel="tag">#Bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/scicomm/" rel="tag">#Scicomm</a> <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a>

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Chapter 42 of She Consumes Poison is available to read on <a href="/tags/royalroad/" rel="tag">#RoyalRoad</a>: <a href="https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye">https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/153820/scarlet-eye</a>Mika ends up in a face-to-face gun battle with Pride, who's armed only with a pistol...<a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/author/" rel="tag">#author</a> <a href="/tags/indieauthor/" rel="tag">#indieauthor</a> <a href="/tags/writing/" rel="tag">#writing</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/actionadventure/" rel="tag">#actionadventure</a> <a href="/tags/fiction/" rel="tag">#fiction</a> <a href="/tags/witches/" rel="tag">#witches</a> <a href="/tags/demons/" rel="tag">#demons</a> <a href="/tags/vampires/" rel="tag">#vampires</a> <a href="/tags/webseries/" rel="tag">#webseries</a>

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Chapter 8 of Rowley's Ride is available to read on <a href="/tags/royalroad/" rel="tag">#RoyalRoad</a>: <a href="https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/102509/the-book-of-newts" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.royalroad.com/fiction/102509/the-book-of-newts">https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/102509/the-book-of-newts</a>Edwina and Sapphire are forced to their knees in front of the Dead Queen, who analyzes their magic, then gives them a chance for their lives to be spared, if only they can give her a reason...<a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/author/" rel="tag">#author</a> <a href="/tags/indieauthor/" rel="tag">#indieauthor</a> <a href="/tags/writing/" rel="tag">#writing</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/actionadventure/" rel="tag">#actionadventure</a> <a href="/tags/fiction/" rel="tag">#fiction</a> <a href="/tags/witches/" rel="tag">#witches</a> <a href="/tags/demons/" rel="tag">#demons</a> <a href="/tags/vampires/" rel="tag">#vampires</a> <a href="/tags/webseries/" rel="tag">#webseries</a>

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Happy <a href="/tags/insectweek/" rel="tag">#InsectWeek</a>!Did you know: As an entomologist, all the fantasy-ish books I've written exist because I was tired of reading stories where insects were the bad guys/monsters/harbingers of doom, etc. In fact, I decided to start writing just so I could place them in a more positive light. They're also chock-full of fun insect related facts and tales!In Apis, a scientist wakes up from a near-death experience to find honey bees living inside her.In Wild Things, one of the characters lives with a colony of vulture bees in their chest.roach: a love story is about a cockroach who wakes up transformed into a human, with another character who can turn into a swarm of flies.I'm currently working on another one, but it's a work in progress so you'll have to wait to find out what it's about! (Okay, I'll give you a little preview: "For as long as Ezra has been alive, insects have been going extinct, and for as long as he can remember, they have followed him around, trailing him wherever he goes.")All my books are available for free from my website, <a href="https://ater.neocities.org/books/mybooks" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="ater.neocities.org/books/mybooks">https://ater.neocities.org/books/mybooks</a>, or from <a href="https://books2read.com/ap/R5ojKB/Liz-Boysha" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="books2read.com/ap/R5ojKB/Liz-Boysha">https://books2read.com/ap/R5ojKB/Liz-Boysha</a><a href="/tags/books/" rel="tag">#books</a> <a href="/tags/insects/" rel="tag">#insects</a> <a href="/tags/bookstodon/" rel="tag">#bookstodon</a> <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/fiction/" rel="tag">#fiction</a>

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It may be the case that the current Dalmicir headmaster is exactly the kind of person the first council considered to be "the wrong mind" 😁 <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@reading" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@reading</a> @fantasy <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> @worldbuilding <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@joinin" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@joinin</a><a href="/tags/fanartfriday/" rel="tag">#FanArtFriday</a> <a href="/tags/fanart/" rel="tag">#FanArt</a> <a href="/tags/map/" rel="tag">#Map</a> <a href="/tags/maps/" rel="tag">#Maps</a> <a href="/tags/amwriting/" rel="tag">#AmWriting</a> <a href="/tags/indieauthor/" rel="tag">#IndieAuthor</a> <a href="/tags/quote/" rel="tag">#Quote</a> <a href="/tags/quotes/" rel="tag">#Quotes</a> <a href="/tags/bookquote/" rel="tag">#BookQuote</a> <a href="/tags/specualtivefiction/" rel="tag">#SpecualtiveFiction</a> <a href="/tags/fantasybooks/" rel="tag">#FantasyBooks</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#Fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/worldbuilding/" rel="tag">#WorldBuilding</a> <a href="/tags/scifi/" rel="tag">#SciFi</a> <a href="/tags/satire/" rel="tag">#Satire</a> <a href="/tags/novel/" rel="tag">#Novel</a> <a href="/tags/books/" rel="tag">#Books</a> <a href="/tags/bookstodon/" rel="tag">#Bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/reading/" rel="tag">#Reading</a> <a href="/tags/readers/" rel="tag">#Readers</a> <a href="/tags/readingcommunity/" rel="tag">#ReadingCommunity</a>The Last Philosopher: <a href="https://books2read.com/b/m0pJYA" rel="nofollow">https://books2read.com/b/m0pJYA</a>

A floormap of Lyeasrakardsul's penthouse apartment showin, bed, desk, table, central fireplace, rocking chair, and balcony.

“In the wrong mind, a little history can be a dangerous thing.”
-The first council of sorcerers

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A nice 5 star review of The Last Philosopher: Part Two and I have to say I'm very happy it doesn't sound like it's getting high on it's own farts 😂 🎉 Ebook of the first part is available here: <a href="https://books2read.com/b/m0pJYA" rel="nofollow">https://books2read.com/b/m0pJYA</a><a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="https://lemmy.world/u/books" rel="nofollow">@books</a> @worldbuilding @fantasy <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@humor" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@humor</a> <a href="/tags/celebration/" rel="tag">#Celebration</a> <a href="/tags/post/" rel="tag">#Post</a> <a href="/tags/royalroad/" rel="tag">#RoyalRoad</a> <a href="/tags/progress/" rel="tag">#Progress</a> <a href="/tags/workinprogress/" rel="tag">#WorkInProgress</a> <a href="/tags/selfpublish/" rel="tag">#SelfPublish</a> <a href="/tags/indie/" rel="tag">#Indie</a> <a href="/tags/indieauthor/" rel="tag">#IndieAuthor</a> <a href="/tags/amwriting/" rel="tag">#AmWriting</a> <a href="/tags/ebook/" rel="tag">#Ebook</a> <a href="/tags/ebooks/" rel="tag">#Ebooks</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#Fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/fantasybooks/" rel="tag">#FantasyBooks</a> <a href="/tags/highfantasy/" rel="tag">#Highfantasy</a> <a href="/tags/comedy/" rel="tag">#Comedy</a> <a href="/tags/satire/" rel="tag">#Satire</a> <a href="/tags/bookstodon/" rel="tag">#Bookstodon</a>

Can't Spell "Nietzche™ Without "Nice"

When I think of "philosophy," two things come to mind. "I think, therefore I am," and an ex-friend of mine who got high off the smell of his own farts (dude calls himself a philosopher). Let's just say, I'm not really into philosophy.

So I'm pleasantly surprised that The Last Philosopher has nothing to do with the negative baggage that I associate philosophy with! Sure, you have quotes at the start of the chapters, but the story never veers into boring, pedantic territory. Far from it. This is a comedic, absurd, and flat-out fun ride!

Chapters are on the shorter side, and we bounce from POV character to POV character, but overall, I| love the vibe each chapter carried. Part of what makes the magic work is author nickfeast's prose. Some descriptions and phrases are so whimsical and ridiculous, I was smiling when I didn't expect it.

Admittedly, maybe it's because I'm reading Part Two on its own, or maybe because there are so many different POV characters and moving parts, but even though I'm not entirely sure how things are progressing, the sheer personality of the writing and the characters made it a joy to read.

So don't let the title fool you. The Last Philosopher is the furthest thing from boring, preachy, or annoying. If actual philosophy was written like this, I'd be way more into it. I can see nickfeast putting the "nice" into "Nietzche" with this one.

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An older review of The Last Philosopher on royalroad.Since I try to write what I call "Attempted Comedy" it's always nice when someone finds it "Haha" 😜 Buy ebook here: <a href="https://books2read.com/b/m0pJYA" rel="nofollow">https://books2read.com/b/m0pJYA</a><a href="https://lemmy.world/u/books" rel="nofollow">@books</a> @reading@fedigroups.sociall @fantasy <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> @worldbuilding <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@humor" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@humor</a> @humor@lemmy.world @aiop <a href="/tags/amwriting/" rel="tag">#AmWriting</a> <a href="/tags/wipwednesday/" rel="tag">#WIPWednesday</a> <a href="/tags/reading/" rel="tag">#Reading</a> <a href="/tags/readers/" rel="tag">#Readers</a> <a href="/tags/fiction/" rel="tag">#Fiction</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#Fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/comedy/" rel="tag">#Comedy</a> <a href="/tags/sff/" rel="tag">#SFF</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#Funny</a> <a href="/tags/author/" rel="tag">#Author</a> <a href="/tags/indieauthor/" rel="tag">#IndieAuthor</a> <a href="/tags/indiebooks/" rel="tag">#IndieBooks</a> <a href="/tags/bookstodon/" rel="tag">#Bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/fantasybooks/" rel="tag">#FantasyBooks</a> <a href="/tags/review/" rel="tag">#Review</a> <a href="/tags/bookreview/" rel="tag">#Bookreview</a> <a href="/tags/bookrecommendation/" rel="tag">#BookRecommendation</a>

Review BadGuyGetsAway

Title: Funny story made me go haha

Look, this story made me laugh, and that alone is worth at least 4 stars to me. Why'd it make me laugh? I'll tell you why, it's just plain witty. This is the kind of story to label accidents as ‘natural selection’. It's the kind of wit that makes you stomp and pout when it's aimed at you because it's mean and unfair, but when it's aimed at other people? You giggle because it's hilarious.

The actual story is bleh. It's carried by the wit of its prose and characters. | don't really know what's going on, | think there's a prophecy? One of the characters is trying to go east, but even he can’t remember why he wants to? Man, | don’t know. Herschel doesn't know either, and the wizard with the long name is still trying to figure out what's happening

Speaking of, the characters are as funny as the prose Lyean-whatever-the-hell-his-name-is is a massive asshole and it's funny to watch him be ajerk to others, plus he's got these different pieces of himself that chime in Disco Elysium style that only enhance the humor. Herschel kind of has that too towards the beginning, but it's played down in favor of making it L-Sorcerer's defining trait. Herschel is funny too, in a weird kind of way. Redilistically, I'd probably slap him in real life, but watching him infuriate others is funny. There's a bunch of other POV characters too, and they're mostly funny.

Anyway, read the story. It's funny.

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Chapter 6 of Rowley's Ride is available to read on <a href="/tags/royalroad/" rel="tag">#RoyalRoad</a>: <a href="https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/102509/the-book-of-newts" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="www.royalroad.com/fiction/102509/the-book-of-newts">https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/102509/the-book-of-newts</a>Edwina and Sapphire run for their lives and fight to make an opening, only to see Matron Talbot's personal ship, Resolute Hex come at them, which is a trouble like no other...<a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/author/" rel="tag">#author</a> <a href="/tags/indieauthor/" rel="tag">#indieauthor</a> <a href="/tags/writing/" rel="tag">#writing</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/actionadventure/" rel="tag">#actionadventure</a> <a href="/tags/fiction/" rel="tag">#fiction</a> <a href="/tags/witches/" rel="tag">#witches</a> <a href="/tags/demons/" rel="tag">#demons</a> <a href="/tags/vampires/" rel="tag">#vampires</a> <a href="/tags/webseries/" rel="tag">#webseries</a>

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Completly misunderstanding how society works is what tech bros do best! 😂 <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="https://lemmy.world/u/books" rel="nofollow">@books</a> <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@joinin" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@joinin</a> @worldbuilding <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@humor" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@humor</a> <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@humor" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@humor</a> @humor@lemmy.world @aiop<a href="/tags/tech/" rel="tag">#Tech</a> <a href="/tags/bro/" rel="tag">#Bro</a> <a href="/tags/dystopian/" rel="tag">#Dystopian</a> <a href="/tags/speculativefiction/" rel="tag">#SpeculativeFiction</a> <a href="/tags/fantasybooks/" rel="tag">#FantasyBooks</a> <a href="/tags/fantasymemes/" rel="tag">#FantasyMemes</a> <a href="/tags/scifimemes/" rel="tag">#SciFiMemes</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#Fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/scifi/" rel="tag">#SciFi</a> <a href="/tags/meme/" rel="tag">#Meme</a> <a href="/tags/memes/" rel="tag">#Memes</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#Humor</a> <a href="/tags/humour/" rel="tag">#Humour</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#Funny</a> <a href="/tags/low/" rel="tag">#Low</a> <a href="/tags/high/" rel="tag">#High</a> <a href="/tags/epic/" rel="tag">#Epic</a> <a href="/tags/science/" rel="tag">#Science</a> <a href="/tags/opera/" rel="tag">#Opera</a> <a href="/tags/hard/" rel="tag">#Hard</a> <a href="/tags/cottagecore/" rel="tag">#CottageCore</a> <a href="/tags/solarpunk/" rel="tag">#SolarPunk</a> <a href="/tags/comedic/" rel="tag">#Comedic</a> <a href="/tags/whatever/" rel="tag">#Whatever</a> <a href="/tags/givemeallyouvegot/" rel="tag">#GiveMeAllYouveGot</a> <a href="/tags/book/" rel="tag">#Book</a> <a href="/tags/books/" rel="tag">#Books</a> <a href="/tags/novel/" rel="tag">#Novel</a> <a href="/tags/novels/" rel="tag">#Novels</a> <a href="/tags/bookstodon/" rel="tag">#Bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/bookworm/" rel="tag">#Bookworm</a> <a href="/tags/bookwyrm/" rel="tag">#Bookwyrm</a> <a href="/tags/booklove/" rel="tag">#BookLove</a>

Drawing of a tech bro being interviewed by the standard tech bro sychophant.

Tech bro: “Philip K. Dick. Ray Bradbury. Like so many others in tech, I draw inspiration from completely misunderstanding those authors.”

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Perhaps not the Magic System we need, but the Magic System we deserve! 😜😂 <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="https://lemmy.world/u/books" rel="nofollow">@books</a> @worldbuilding <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@humor" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@humor</a> <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@humor" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@humor</a> @humor@lemmy.world @aiop<a href="/tags/magicsystem/" rel="tag">#MagicSystem</a> <a href="/tags/magic/" rel="tag">#Magic</a> <a href="/tags/system/" rel="tag">#System</a> <a href="/tags/witch/" rel="tag">#Witch</a> <a href="/tags/wizard/" rel="tag">#Wizard</a> <a href="/tags/cast/" rel="tag">#Cast</a> <a href="/tags/smell/" rel="tag">#Smell</a> <a href="/tags/fart/" rel="tag">#Fart</a> <a href="/tags/joke/" rel="tag">#Joke</a> <a href="/tags/speculativefiction/" rel="tag">#SpeculativeFiction</a> <a href="/tags/fantasybooks/" rel="tag">#FantasyBooks</a> <a href="/tags/fantasymemes/" rel="tag">#FantasyMemes</a> <a href="/tags/scifimemes/" rel="tag">#SciFiMemes</a> <a href="/tags/fantasy/" rel="tag">#Fantasy</a> <a href="/tags/scifi/" rel="tag">#SciFi</a> <a href="/tags/meme/" rel="tag">#Meme</a> <a href="/tags/memes/" rel="tag">#Memes</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#Humor</a> <a href="/tags/humour/" rel="tag">#Humour</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#Funny</a> <a href="/tags/low/" rel="tag">#Low</a> <a href="/tags/high/" rel="tag">#High</a> <a href="/tags/epic/" rel="tag">#Epic</a> <a href="/tags/science/" rel="tag">#Science</a> <a href="/tags/opera/" rel="tag">#Opera</a> <a href="/tags/hard/" rel="tag">#Hard</a> <a href="/tags/cottagecore/" rel="tag">#CottageCore</a> <a href="/tags/solarpunk/" rel="tag">#SolarPunk</a> <a href="/tags/comedic/" rel="tag">#Comedic</a> <a href="/tags/whatever/" rel="tag">#Whatever</a> <a href="/tags/givemeallyouvegot/" rel="tag">#GiveMeAllYouveGot</a> <a href="/tags/book/" rel="tag">#Book</a> <a href="/tags/books/" rel="tag">#Books</a> <a href="/tags/novel/" rel="tag">#Novel</a> <a href="/tags/novels/" rel="tag">#Novels</a> <a href="/tags/bookstodon/" rel="tag">#Bookstodon</a> <a href="/tags/bookworm/" rel="tag">#Bookworm</a> <a href="/tags/bookwyrm/" rel="tag">#Bookwyrm</a> <a href="/tags/booklove/" rel="tag">#BookLove</a>

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Witches and Wizards don't fart, the Cast Smells.

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