"UK position on #Falklands will not change, No 10 says after leaked #Pentagon memo"
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/apr/24/uk-position-falklands-unchanged-leaked-pentagon-memo
Relax #Denmark, #Greenland: orange pedophile rapist has a short attention span
#UK: you're up. The deal is it's a few weeks of 2 AM sitting on the gold toilet with the smartphone while the drugs wear off social media rants
#Argentina: don't get excited, narcissists with dementia don't have coherent plans
#Spain: maybe you're next. Does racist uncle know the Canary Islands exist?
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