dog

True, so true.
#cat #dog

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厳正なる審査の結果、うちの犬オブザイヤー2024は「長沢芦雪の犬っぽい座り方をするうちの犬」に決定しました。2025もだらしなく座ったりだらしなく笑ったりしておくれ
#fedibird #dog #dogsofmastodon #papillondog #犬

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

Ultimate cozy!

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #dog #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

A bit aimless atm. Couldn't decide what to do so resorted to splatting colours in a blank file until something appeared. Ended up with a noble beast posing in the glow of the setting sun. Or something like that anyhow

#sillyScribbles #dog

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She doesn’t seem to be very happy 😂😂😂

#corgi #dog

Long-haired Dachshund portrait - hand painted acrylic painting.

Find the story behind the painting here:
https://karen-kaspar.pixels.com/featured/long-haired-dachshund-portrait-karen-kaspar.html

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一个关于宠物狗的想法

有没有商家有这样的宣传：
你需要，一根弹性牵引绳：
从拉直到完全绷直有一段距离，力量会从小到大，这样适合在人比较少的地方遛狗，当狗狗暴冲的时候，有时间反应做好拉住的准备；
但是不推荐到人流密集的地方，防止有人想摸狗时，由于到完全绷直有一段距离，狗咬到人的可能性会增加（虽然就算是不是弹性绳也容易被咬到，因为摸狗时绳子往往不是绷直的）。

你需要，一根塑性牵引绳：
这里的塑性不是指完全的塑性，而是相对的塑性；
可以严格要求狗狗保持在自己的控制范围内（大型狗除外）；
但是会勒狗（使用胸背带可以大大减轻），而且暴冲时几乎没有反应时间（也有可能是从松到直有一定距离，也有一定的反应时间）。

其他：2026养狗新规：
遛狗必须牵绳： 携带犬只外出未采取拴绳、戴嘴套等安全措施，若致使犬只伤害他人，将处一千元以下罚款；情节较重的，处五日以上十日以下拘留。

#牵引绳 #宠物 #宠物狗 #dogs #dog #狗

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#silentSunday #dogsofmastodon #dogs #dog

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Caught pretending to be an elephant this morning!

#dogs #dogsofmastodon #dog #cute

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Clever girl 😁

#Dog #Dogs #DogsOfLoops #Hiking #And #Music#OC #Nature #Video #Loops

🌸 A flower crown, a pink polka-dotted chair, and a whole lot of dog personality.
Meet the queen of comfort in Her Favorite Spot - where lounging is an art form. https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/her-favorite-spot-lisa-s-baker.html

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I left work before 4 pm which is the key to come home without getting trapped in traffic. Kengo had supper and waiting for me to eat mine so he can get some scrap (reduced amounts these days).
One more day. I hope his faces get you through tonight and Friday.

#dog #dogs #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfPixelFed #AdoptDontShop #rescuedog #photography #FujiFilm

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#introduction (updated for 2026)

I'm a writer. I write science fiction and fantasy stories. I also have a blog where I write about all the things that interest me: #money, #fitness and #exercise, the #environment, #freedom, #security, #Esperanto, #HEMA, #walking my #dog, etc.

For eleven years I was a Senior Writer at wisebread.com, writing about personal finance and frugality. Before that I worked as a software engineer for 25 years, first secure Unix then Bluetooth.

Meanwhile, Benny Beagle wants me to know that snackums eaten across the street at my father-in-law’s house don’t count at all towards his evening ration.

February 5, 2025. Wolverine Lake, Michigan.

#dog #dogs #beagle #beagles #dogsofmastodon

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Air Weiner. #grickledoodle #dachshund #helium #weiner #dog #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

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Having tricked my lovely but gullible wife into Second Breakfast, Benny Beagle tries to work me over for an unprecedented Third Breakfast.

April 19, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan.

#photography #dog #dogs #beagles #DogsOfMastodon

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We've been taking care of my brother's #dog since he passed away. This is Bogie's first bath. 🛁

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This is the look of a very sad Benny Beagle who just got off the scale at the vet’s office and has been informed that he is going on a diet.

Oh, the sorrow of snackum restrictions!

March 27, 2026. Walled Lake, Michigan.

#dog #dogs #beagle #beagles #diet #dogsofmastodon

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Faolán: A guardian of the mystical and magical fae land. Happy St. Patty's Day!!
https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/faolan-lisa-s-baker.html

#irish #wolfhound #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #mastodogs #art #arte #artwork #wallart #homedecor #artforhome #artforsale #wallartforsale #artprints #stpatricksday #StPattys #magical #mystical #hound #artprints #framedprints #puzzles #magical #magic #fae #fairies #buyintoart #mastoart #fediart #fediverse

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New Audio Script!!
As stated in my goodbye post, I'll be rolling out posts I have on the backlog, so here's Post 1!!

We're Goth, Of course We have Sex with Dogs!

Tags: [F4F][Bestiality][Rimming][Femdom] [Dubious Consent][Reluctant]
[Slight Humiliation]
[Mentions of Piss Drinking, and Pegging]

Description: You've always dreamt of being a goth, the fashion, the attitude, the general aesthetic, everything, but the only way you can be accepted as one is to join the goth kids at college, and after weeks of stupid tests and trials, you're finally getting accepted, but you still have to get through initiation, but what could they possibly have you do?~

Scriptbin link: https://scriptbin.works/s/hp9m3

AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64102804

Wanna start being a VA? - https://www.reddit.com/u/notReallyannon/s/9UQNOiZUvc

#audio #audioscript #Bestiality #dog #dubiousconsent

Adorable dog puts on jacket to go outside.

#dog #DogsOfMastodon

via https://imgur.com/gallery/going-walk-BY6H0O5 [imgur.com]

Please Human Dad, can I play on the tree swings? #mondog #dogsofmastodon #dogs #dog

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I’m thrilled to share "The Bulldogs Table," a dapper take on fine dining. This piece blends my love for English Bulldogs with a bold, #ArtDeco and #Cubist inspired style.

Find it here: https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/the-bulldogs-table-lisa-s-baker.html

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