The Earth is made up of 70% water which isn’t carbonated.
So technically it’s flat.
The Earth is made up of 70% water which isn’t carbonated.
So technically it’s flat.
The Boeing CEO has resigned
Apparently they showed him the door, and having taken one look at it he decided he didn't want to stay on board.
Ayesha [wife]: I hurt myself today
Me: [thinking Johnny Cash] To see if you still felt pain?
Ayesha: What?? No. The stupid cabinet door you said you fixed fell off the hinge and hit my foot. I can't take this anymore!
Me: What have I become? My sweetest friend...
Ayesha: 🤦🏽♀️
#DadJokes
But seriously I need to fix that cabinet door.
Last night, I had a horrifying dream that disco was actually making a comeback.
At first, I was afraid. I was petrified.
It's been a year since I've done a basic "This is me" post, so let's refresh it.
Hi Fedi. I've been here for a few years, but allow me to re-introduce myself.
I'm a 40+ year old Dad with 4 kids, a Christian, an enviromancer, and a huge, leftist nerd who loves him some manga and Animal Crossing.
I always enjoy a Dad Jokes and post constantly about ACNH. Feel free to judge, I embrace any cringe.
Other interests include:
Music (most genres, but especially talk about K-Pop), NFL Football (Ravens), US Politics (leftist)
Want to know more? Sweet, Feel free to ping and start chatting!
#Introductions #Introduction #Ravens #OnePiece #RavensFlock #Music #KPop #DadJokes #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #Manga #Fediverse #Mastodon
For Fathers' day this year, I got given a roll of toilet paper with #ShitJokes printed on it. And the first couple at least, aren't that bad.
It seems a shame to 'use' it, so I'll post them here every day that I remember instead.
People when they follow me for some random political post and then discover that most of what I talk about is music, Dad jokes, and Animal Crossing
#DadJokes #Silly #ACNH #Music #Meme #Memes #StarWarsMemes #PrequelMemes