#COVID taught me that zombie movies are wildly unrealistic. Where’s the scene where Karen licks a doorknob to “build natural resistance” to the zombie virus?
Or the guy who runs into a horde, screaming, “My rights!” because he’s pretty sure the CDC invented zombies to sell more hazmat suits?
Where's the government’s Zombie Safety Taskforce announcing: “If you’ve been bitten but haven’t fully turned after 3 days then get back to work. The economy needs you!”