🇪🇺BINFACE MANIFESTO 2024: Selected highlights, manifesto of the day
All water bosses to take a dip in British rivers, to see how they like it
National Service to be introduced for all former prime ministers
Wifi on trains that works
Trains that work
The reintroduction of ceefax
European countries to be invited to join the UK, creating a new ‘union of europe’, if you will
Wallace and Gromit to be knighted, for services to Wensleydale 🧀
I pledge to build at least one affordable house
Croissants to be price-capped at £1.10, and 99 flakes to cost 99p
Loud snacks to be banned from cinemas and theatres
Pensions to be double-locked, but with a little extra chain on the side
Minsters’ pay to be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years
Shops that play Christmas music before december to be closed down and turned into public libraries
Count binface to represent the UK at Eurovision
Link to full manifesto:
https://www.countbinface.com/manifesto
