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Welp, you’re hired

#comic #webcomic #funny

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Latest comic: What lives matter?

#cartoon #comic

FIRST CAME BLACK LIVES MATTER

Black woman holding sign: I WANT TO LIVE!

THEN CAME THE REACTIONARY ALL LIVES MATTER

Guy with confederate flag: BLM IS THE PROBLEM

NOW WE HAVE NO LIVES MATTER (EXCEPT FOR A FEW)

Oligarch in Hawaiian shirt throwing papers in garbage can: CONSUMER PROTECTIONS,
POLLUTION CONTROLS, SAFETY REGS, HEALTHCARE

EVENTUALLY…

TETRAPOD LIVES MATTER

Tetrapods crawling out of sea: WELL, I GUESS IT'S UP TO US TO REPOPULATE THIS PLACE.

©2025 Jen Sorensen

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39d

blade facts

#unix_surrealism #comic #openblade #technomage #ssh

Girl listens to OpenBlade's conspiracy

OpenBlade: "One of the seven hundred thousand blocked ssh connections could be your soulmate."

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/785245509912805376
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is looking at something on his phone as Green lays on the floor, looking annoyed. Green: I'm booooooored. While Blue is still on his phone, Green sticks his tongue out in response to Blue's suggestion. Blue: Do you want to go on a bike ride? Green: Pleh. As Blue continues browsin his phone, Green blinks at his next suggestion, now alert and interested. Blue: Do you want to see this boat they have on display 13 km from here? A moment later, both foxes are riding their bicycles onward with great speed and excitement. Green: Adventure!

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39d

Do you pray?

#unix_surrealism #magnetic_nymph #technomage #comic #runbsd #linux

Girl acquires a vintage machine from a malevolent spirit.

Magnetic Nymph: "You know, normally we use these to trap souls. You hackers truly are weird."

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/784159101382017024
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, both of whom are powdery yellow, and squinting as if they have something in their eyes. Fox 1: Well, you know what the upside here is? Fox 2: Do tell. The second one of the foxes shakes itself vigorously, revealing a green centre underneath the yellow dust. Fox 1: Now I know for sure that my allergy meds are working. Having shaken off enough of it to be identified, Green fox still has a substantial coating of pollen on him. The other fox shakes itself - revealing a blue centre. Still squinting, Green pulls his head back from the dust cloud. Green: True. The amount of pollen out there is wild. Now both merely pollen-stained instead of entirely pollen-coated, both of the foxes are still squinting to keep it out of their eyes. Blue: Do you want to take a shower first, or can I? Green: You go ahead.

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Throwback to a few years ago when my Discord stepped up and let me take a week off from Alarmingly Bad for vacation.

This comic from Matthew over at RoleTheBones (bsky, YouTube, TikTok) was so silly I had to voice it #throwback #galbor #comic

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Latest comic: Facing the threat

#cartoon #comic #uspol #democracy

FACING THE THREAT

National Democratic party leader, a man in a suit freaking out: THINGS HAVE GONE TOO FAR DOWN A DARK PATH. WE'RE ON THE BRINK OF DISASTER!

Party leader: WE FACE A DANGEROUS POLITICIAN WHO HAS INFLAMED THE PASSIONS OF THE WORKING CLASS.

THEY ACTUALLY VOTED FOR THIS MADMAN!

Party leader: SOME MEMBERS OF OUR COMMUNITY ARE SCARED AND LIVING IN FEAR. WE MUST THROW ALL OUR FINANCIAL RESOURCES AGAINST HIM, AND BE UNIFIED IN OUR MESSAGING.

Young woman: WOW, DEMOCRATIC LEADERS ARE FINALLY STANDING UP TO TRUMP!

Party leader: TRUMP? I'M TALKING ABOUT THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR MAYOR OF NEW YORK!

©2025 Jen Sorensen

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Latest comic on "solving" the problem of fascism by insulting the very people trying to fight it.

#comic #cartoon #humanrights #democracy

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/785609053043933184
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are standing at a shipyard, looking at a big, fine boat. Blue: Here it is! We made it! Walking on the deck, Blue and Green are approaching an obstacle. Blue looks at Green with caution, while Green frowns. Blue: Be careful, the deck is uneven. Green: I'm not that oblivious to- Spotting something completely different behind them, Green turns his head to look at it, while both are still walking. Green: Hey look! That bird on that little rock over there! That's a corm- Green trips on the obstacle that has been right in front of the foxes the whole time that they have been slowly approaching it.

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/784789792983580672
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are admiring a small wooden dresser they bought. Blue: It was a good price for such a nice dresser. Green: Yep. Blue looks at Green in confusion as Green turns around to go get something. Green: Well, now all it needs is the final touch. Blue's confusion deepens as Green returns with a large bag. Green: Buttons, pins, nuts and bolts, rubber bands, foreign coins, and lint! Blue continues to stare at Green, utterly baffled, as Green looks up at him while casually pouring the bag's contents into the drawers. Blue: You are the reason why those show up in every drawer? Green: Of course?

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43d

You really need to rebrand that, Chuck

#comic #webcomic #xmen #xmen97

Alarmingly Bad comic about the X-men and the Danger Room

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想定より早く新刊の短編漫画『儚-BOU-』の紙書籍が仕上がったので販売開始しました📚🥀

※新刊の販売に伴い既刊を少し値下げしました。

I finished my new manga “儚-BOU-”📚🥀
This is a Japanese version, but I'll create an English version in the near future as I'd like as many people as possible to be able to read it.
Stay tuned!

↓SHOP↓
https://redpinfactory.stores.jp/items/68689481d9c157227d9ba61b

#mastoart #art #creativetoots #manga #comic #漫画 #マンガ

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This is what it feels like here right now.

#comic #webcomic #usa

Alarmingly Bad comic where the American government wants to kill the poor for fun and profit

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They don’t always see eye to eye.

#comic #webcomic #galbor #funny

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87d

Venga, otro #OneWeekOneComic - iniciativa creada por @amiquemelasude -

Las muchas muertes de Laila Starr, de Ram V y Filipe Andrade. Increíble equipo creativo que funciona a la PERFECCIÓN.

Ha nacido un bebé que descubrirá la vida eterna. La Muerte, obsoleta, es despedida y condenada a vivir una vida mortal entre humanos. Encarnada en Laila Starr se negará a aceptar la situación y buscará a ese bebé para eliminarlo antes de que su descubrimiento acabe con ella. #Cómic de 10!