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I finally started the spin-off mini comic!

#art #mastoart #fediart #comic #webcomic #snake

A four-panel comic page.
Panel one: Mother snake looks lovingly at her eggs and says, "And you shall be named Fang. You will grow into a fearsome hunter."
Panel two: The egg hatches and the hatchling pops out with a cocky expression.
Panel three: The hatchling falls out of the egg upside down with a PLOP! sound.
Panel four: Mother Snake looked at the reader with concern in her eyes. The narrator says, "Uhh... The legend is born?"

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This week's comic: Mangled Messaging Mayhem

#technology #phones #texting #communication #tech #cartoon #comic #humor

Mangled messaging mayhem

First there was accidental speed dialing.

Hello? Hello?

Chuck, are you underwater?

Then came the accidental texts.

ZZZZZZZXXX da

VVVFGH huuuuu

U Hwerrrp YYT

I think you are butt texting me

Eeeeuunq

These days, voice-to-text mishaps can transcribe entire conversations not meant for primetime.

And then I told that Nimrod to sit on it and rotate dear Lord I need a drink

11:12 am

Darlene, are you okay?

11:14 am

To entire quilting WhatsApp group

Let’s hope we don’t soon reach absolute bottom.

NORAD

He’s put us on Defcon 1!

That’s just a butt launch. Happens three times a week.

©2026 Jen Sorensen – Jensorensen.com

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Galbor is my emotional support eyeball

#galbor #comic #funny

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/824294366586847233
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, we watch as very shoddily drawn sketchy Green fox slowly comes together, becoming progressively more recognisable. Shoddy, sketchy Green fox stares in deep confusion as the ambiguous shape of Blue asks him an incomprehensible question. Blue: [unintelligible words]? Green: What? Becoming clearer, Blue looks at Green, who is still thrown off, but now looks almost completely like himself. Blue: I asked if you just woke up. Green: Oh. No, not yet.

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I’ve never understood this

#comic #webcomic #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic where Batman and Commissioner Gordon talk about staying in touch

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125d

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/09/2

“Oh Thorg! The new bird feeder is wonderful!”

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This week's comic on the enshittification of flying

#corporations #consumers #transportation #travel #cartoon #comic #flying

Fly the maxed out skies

Out of control upgrades

$0 extra

“Preferred” seats - Cramped but not in Back: Add $39

Extra legroom: Add $79

First class: Don’t even ask

Coming soon: Restroom access for $29

Airports beyond capacity

And it looks like we’re 19th in line for takeoff. For those with tight connections, may we suggest a contactless-pay cocktail while you watch Top Gun: Maverick?

Super-tight connections from flight delays

If you run at 40 mph, you might make your flight at gate Z infinity

Don’t forget to pick up your bags before going through customs.

Note: All rows now boarding

Chart showing rising Human suffering units

We’ve transformed Billions of HSUS Into profits!

Sorensen
©2026 Jen Sorensen

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/819494694896697344
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of several foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, we see a grey fox, by themselves, studying a "no smoking" sign, with a smaller sign added at the bottom. Grey fox, in thought: Non-smoking area, enforced by... Sniper? Frowning disapprovingly, the grey fox immediately pulls out a cigarette and lights it. Grey fox, still thinking: What kind of a sick joke is that? How would th- Grey fox's thought process is startled as a thin, sharp burst of water shoots the cigarette out of their mouth. Nearby, Blue and Green are hanging out on their balcony. Blue is wearing an olive green fishing hat, taking cover behind the balcony wall, aiming a brightly coloured plastic water gun down to the street. Green: Enjoying your new watergun? Blue: Immensely.

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Once again, for those in the back: I am not to be trusted with genie wishes

#spiderman #comic #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic about Spider-Man getting arachnophobia

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126d

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/821578529151008768
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is coming home, wearing a dripping wet rain cloak, eyes gleaming with pure, genuine delight. Green, who was reading a book, turns to look at him. Green: How was your bike ride? Blue: I loved it! Blue narrates as we see a flashback of him cycling through the rain, water splashing off him, squinting to keep the droplets from getting into his eyes. Blue, narrating: Absolutely brutal pouring rain beat down relentlessly. Still wearing his rain cloak, Blue gestures as he talks to Green, droplets falling off him. There is a puddle collecting around him on the floor. Blue: The streets were almost empty! There was only like three people out. Back to narrating a flashback of Blue's bike ride, we see Blue riding his bicycle in the brutal pouring rain, speeding past an innocent bystander who looks frightened by Blue's seemingly out of place expression of unbridled glee. Blue, narrating still: And I think I scared all of them.

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Read Thousands of Free Comics Online — Digitally Remastered | ComicBooks.com https://comicbooks.com/read #Comic #Comics

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Phone Bad Book Good - accounting.apk

#mobilek #unix_surrealism #comic #phone_bad_book_good #art #android #ios #gaming #genshinimpact #netflix #doordash #spotify

Mister Mobilek is counting piles of money.

Mobilek: "Ok so - this covers what you owe netflix, this goes to spotify, doordash, and genshin impact."

Chid: "That means-"

Red: "We paid all our bills?"

Mobilek: "Well, no."

Chid: "How come?"

Mobilek: "You still owe me $42,000 for cloud storage!"

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113d

My showerhead is up to a pack a day at this point.

#comic #funny

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125d

Talking about the Red Ledger webcomic by @washoensis , here's an attack on Oakley the protagonist!

https://redledger.webcomic.ws/comics/2
🐎

#artfight #artfight2026 #watercolor #webcomic #comic

watercolor illustration of Oakley on his horse Betsie. He is a coyote wildfolk and sharpshooter, holding a smoking musket and looking fierce

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Whatever it was he did, it couldn’t have been good.

#comic #funny #timetravel

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118d

I gotta stop doing drugs before going grocery shopping

#comic #webcomic #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic about French vanilla ice cream

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phone bad book good: HEAT

#comic #phone_bad_book_good #mobilek #unix_surrealism #art #mastoart #fediart

Somewhere in the Midwest.

ATTENTION ALL UNITS.

ARMED ROBBERY IN PROGRESS.

FUNHOLE PEAKS OLD NATIONAL.

...

Red and Mister Mobilek are putting money into a bag.

somebody over phone: "30 seconds, Mister Mobilek! Be ready!"

Mobilek: "Ok! We're coming out!"

...

Mobilek walks out, holding a gun to Red's head.

Cops: "Jesus.. Stand down.."

Mobilek: "YOU WANNA SEE CHILDREN DIE?! DROP THE DUCKING GUNS!"

Car drifts over. It's Chid.

Chid: "GET IN!"

Mobilek: "STEP ON IT!"

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118d

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats have been thinking about that part in Snowpiercer a lot lately. no particular reason.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

a black and white cat scowls and thinks "the rich want to use your kids for spare parts."

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Scotland has a rich history of comics (The Beano, first published in 1938, has now sold 2 billion copies – more than any comic outside Japan). Glasgow’s comic-book duo metaphrog share 10 great Scottish comics for kids & YAs

@bookstodon

https://www.booktrust.org.uk/book-recommendations/booklists/10-favourite-scottish-comic-books/

#Scottish #literature #comic #comics #comicbooks #graphicnovel #kidlit #YA

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Rated X-Men Origins: Wolverine 5/10

Incredibly stupid but fairly entertaining, Wolverine feels like a direct to DVD prequel. It's forgettable, but not a complete waste of time.

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TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY🎂 YAY!!!!!!
I Made a fun little comic to Celebrate

Links to...
Yesterdays Silly Birthday video message
https://baraag.net/@TheFirstOfUs/117255337946251173

2025 Birthday Pics
https://baraag.net/@TheFirstOfUs/115191660618735883

2024 Birthday Pics
https://baraag.net/@TheFirstOfUs/113125937119598218

#ladybug #miraculous #marinette
#Zoe #yuri #NSFW #TheFirstOfUs #3dcg #Koikatu #school #miraculousladybug #lesbian #lesbians #teenlesbians #teen #sexy #comic #cute #cuteposting #horny #strip #blond #shower #funny #Birthday #wet #naked #pussy #boobs

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Natsya and Teapot are rafted together. A new Rabbit Waves page.

https://rabbitwaves.ca/

#comic

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Yee-haw! Today – 25 July – is Cowboy Day! 🤠

“Prosaic & glib cartoon art is consigned along with yesterday’s newspaper, to the bin & oblivion; the few great strips lodge themselves in the public’s psyche”

—downthetubes.net celebrates Lobey Dosser, Glasgow’s greatest cowboy (& his 2-legged horse El Fildeldo)

https://downthetubes.net/lobey-dosser-a-very-surreal-glaswegian/

#Scottish #literature #Glasgow #comic #comics #comicstrip #cowboy #CowboyDay #NationalCowboyDay

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Five stars:

The Great British Bump-Off by John Allison and Max Sarin (Illustrator) (2023) is a delightful comic book parody of the ridiculous numbers of murder mysteries inspired by The Great British Bake-Off and similar cooking competition shows.

https://pussreboots.com/blog/2026/comments_08/great_british_bump_off.html

#bookstodon #comic #mystery #reading
@bookstodon

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