Boss: Tony, when I said build a deck for the board meeting, I didn’t mean a porch. I need a deck from you ASAP.
Tony: Sorry. (hands boss playing cards)
Boss: Tony, I need a PowerPoint!
Tony: Sorry. (Points finger authoritatively)
Boss: Is this a joke? Tony, dec! Now!
Tony: Sorry. (punches boss)
Boss: (Falls off deck) Tony, my suit is ruined and I have a black eye. You have to go in there with the board and present yourself.
Tony: Sorry. (Walks in board room, takes off clothes, lies down, looks expectantly at board members)
Chairman: What are you doing?! Get dressed!
Tony: Sorry. (Stands, goes to lunch table, grabs ranch, dumps on head)
Chairman: We need security!
Tony: (Stands guard at door, still naked/covered in ranch)
Chairman: Wait, this man does anything we say! Tony, take care of our corporate enemies.
Tony: (Finds rival CEO, makes him dinner, Tucks him into bed, reads him story)
Rival CEO: Thanks , good night, Tony.
Tony: (Dawns armor, mounts horse, embarks upon quest) #TootFic #ShortFiction #MicroFiction #Humor #comedy