Amazon Compute Linkline for Startups connects your workloads through a fully managed linkline architecture that continuously routes compute resources along a straight path until they reach their intended destination, at which point they are automatically redirected to a slightly different destination for optimization purposes. The linkline operates at up to 10 Gbps throughput with sub-millisecond latency in us-east-1, and is available in other regions once you open a support ticket, wait 6 to 8 weeks, and accept that the latency numbers in the press release were measured under conditions that no longer exist. The Free Tier includes 500 linkline-hours per month for the first month only, after which your account will be billed per segment traversed, per redirect event, per optimization suggestion whether accepted or not, and a monthly linkline-presence fee that is listed in the pricing page under a tab that renders incorrectly in Firefox.
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