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Teacher: You have 5 cats, and someone wants 2 of them. How many cats do you have left?

Me: 5

Teacher: Ok. Let's say someone forcefully takes 2 cats. What do you have now?

Me: 5 cats and a dead body.

#Cats #Caturday #Humour

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328d

A dream come true

#Caturday

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53d

Am I too late for trick-or-treat?

#Caturday #Cats #Halloween

Tabby cat surrounded by fall leaves looks up at the camera

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53d

#Caturday (actual hashtag "Snackerday")

Photo of the rounded backsides of four cats who are sitting atop a brown dresser having unseen crunchy snacks under the hem of a faux medieval tapestry, their tails hanging down like ship's rigging. From left to right are the hulking, 20+ pound dollop of marmalade that is Freddie; the smooth knob of tabbied licorice with a crooked, lightning-bolt tail that is Harvey; the tiny, polka-dotted, grey and black tiger-tail that is Snufkin making himself small; and the floofy pouf of grey and white Lady of the Treats that is Neverfell.

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53d

#Caturday is for yelling

A tabby cat stretches luxuriously across a soft gray blanket, front paws extended and mouth wide open in a dramatic yawn. Its eyes are shut tight, emphasizing the expressive moment. Behind the cat, a shelving unit holds books, decor, and a small plant, adding cozy context to the relaxed scene. The cat’s fur features warm brown and black stripes, and its pose radiates comfort and feline flair.

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1y

:alert: Attention Everyone: NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD SHITPOSTERS TO COME TO THE AIDE OF HUMANITY :alert:

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53d

I would buy whatever cologne this cat is selling #caturday

Black cat looking like a watch or cologne model

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1y

Orange cat struggles
#️⃣Caturday

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1y

#caturday

Mimi is trying to fit inside a vegetable tray in front of a window. The tray is a bit too small, but it is the same shape as her bed.

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1y

#cat #cats #caturday #catsofmastodon #mastocats https://youtube.com/shorts/2_V6I4JMSpo?si=JrxYMn_rouxtIGWb

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1y

hoppy hour at the whiskered meadow

#Caturday

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1y

Dear Diary, today the servant caught me during my attempt to grow longer arms. I don't know what all the screaming was about.

#Caturday

ginger cat standing on hind legs and reaching up with front paws to food on shelves inside pantry while looking back at camera

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1y

Pfft... two can play at this game, bro.

#Caturday #Mondog

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1y

We takin’ on #Caturday like a one-eyed cat peepin’ in a seafood store.

Polaroid-style photo of an adorable orange and white tabby cat gently curled up on a grey and white patterned bedspread in a very relaxed and comfy style. But if you look closely he has one green eye half open looking directly at the camera like “don’t bother me human, I be sleeping.”

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53d

Hello and a good meowing everyone! Have a most wonderful #Caturday and stay safe! ♥️😸

Washy the cat stretched out on his purple blanket

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53d

Beautiful and silly creature.

#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

A white cat with orange patches and a pink nose, and long white whiskers, looking regal. Her name is Peaches.

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Same cat, now with slightly narrower eyes, perked up at something.

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The same cat, now looking silly while looking at something outside the window.

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1y

just filing myself under "Important Cat Business"

#Caturday

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1y

One week later and Pippin is STILL using something I bought her… though not quite how I anticipated.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

Top down view of a 16 year old cat resting on a rectangular cardboard scratching pad. She is looking toward the camera with her gold eyes. She is a tortie and though some of her browns have become gray she still had bands of tan and dark copper.

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1y

Girl
Power.
#caturday #books #photography

Blume is standing on a pile of books that have a common theme of females in their titles, she is looking at Brontë and Brontë is looking at her.

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1y

We interrupt your regular #Caturday viewing for an important announcement from our Caturday sponsor Maisy.

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Calico

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54d

I really love it, when cats from the neighbourhood come to visit our garden. It's always a wonderful inspiration for paintings.

Tuxedo cat portrait -->
https://karen-kaspar.pixels.com/featured/tuxedo-cat-portrait-painting-karen-kaspar.html

#MastoArt #art #tuxedocat #painting #FediGiftShop #artist #MastodonArt #ArtistsOnMastodon #TraditionalArt #kunst #cats #CatsOfMastodon #caturday #cat #CatLovers #pets #cute #animals #catstodon #WhiskersWednesday #kitten #kitty #kittens #katze #meow #AnimalArt #PetPortrait #BuyIntoArt #BlackCats #handmade #tuxedo

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1y

What a rough night. I could sure use some hair of the dog.

No ..... wait. What am I saying?

#Caturday #Saturday

A very tired tabby cat leaning over a couch cushion

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200d

We had to euthanize my childhood cat, almost 20 years old. I know everyone thinks their pets have personality, but Bluey was headstrong, downright opinionated in a good funny way. He’d let you know what he likes, including licking bitter apple spray or riding the corded vacuum cleaner while it’s running. He was a wild child, especially when he was younger, but he was lovable all the same.

You were awesome Bluey! We’ll never forget you and will always love you.

#pets #cats #caturday #petloss

Brown and white cat siamese mix with bright blue eyes looking at camera.

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54d

Having some fun with graphic design today — meet the T-Shirt Kitties! 😺🎨
A playful bunch ready to brighten up shirts, totes, and more. 🧡 https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/t-shirt-kitties-lisa-s-baker.html

#catart #whimsicalart #mastoart #artfediverse #cats #graphicdesign #funart #tshirtdesign #LisaSBakerArt #art #arte #artwork #fun #mastoart #fediart #fediverse #digitalart #cats #cat #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #buyintoart