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111d

Truth. And there's a term for people like us who keeps on buying books: #Bibliophile or #Tsundoku.A #bookworm is someone who loves to read books (and probably tracking it annually).

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116d

I wish I had public library energy 😁

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Post by Jonathan Edward Durham

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is *all* the knowledge, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

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126d

Yes, I know I've posted this before, but I really want one 😊
Public libraries could make this the door to their reading areas, then I could try it, get sick of it, and not be bothered 😁

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A picture of a book case that opens into another library.
Caption:
Some dream of fame.
Some dream of traveling to space.
I dream of having a secret door in one library that leads to another hidden library.

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112d

Instead we're still busy exploring the depths of human cruelty... 😒

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Post by ghostdrama

I love old science fiction because it's all like “IT'S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE" like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us...

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106d

I'm going to request having all books featruing humans banned, on the grounds that humans are boring 😜😂

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A cartoon of three dogs at a library desk looking expectant as the librarian speaks to them saying, "The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

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124d

Mostly, I avoid people, but yes 😂

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Cartoon of a sleepy owl, with a bg book under one wing, a cup of something hot in the other, and wearing a nightcap.
Caption:
That's what I do, I read books, I avoid people, and I known things.

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77d

Damn those socialist plots, what are they trying to do, help people?!? 😜 😁

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Post By The Library Owl
My girlfriend regularly tells me “if
free public libraries didn't already
exist and someone tried to invent
them, they would be condemned
as a socialist plot” and | think
about that a lot.

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100d

Traffic makes beasts of us all, but that's too far, way too far 😂

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Post by lindsey

I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them.

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96d

That's my favorite part of the holidays! 😂

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Post by Fran
Two paintings of women in nice dresses reading books.
Caption: My favourite category of painting is “portrait of an introvert who snuck out of the party she was forced to attend to go read in a quiet room somewhere” also known as me every holiday season.

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71d

Nonspecific editions > Specific editions 😂

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Nonspecific Editions by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Some Musketeers, Dumas
Roughly The Mid Nineteen Eighties, Orwell
An Unsightly Property on the Yorkshire Moons, Bronte
The Approximate temperature Paper Catches Fire, Bradbury
Around the World Eventualy, Verne
One of the Henrys, Shakespeare

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92d

This is the kind of math we like around here 😜

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Picture if a pink sign standing on a table covered in books saying,
BOOK MATH:
Buying the series means you really only bought one book.

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90d

I mean it does make a certain kind of sense, an evil facist wouldn't consider happy people civilized 🤔

The kind of people who don't let cause strife both for themselves and others in the name of ambition have no use to a Dark Lord 😁

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Post by Oliver Clegg

SAURON: I shall create three rings for the elves, seven for the dwarf lords and nine for mortal men
HOBBITS: wow ok none for us cool
SAURON: and thus I shall have dominion over all the civilised races of middle earth
HOBBITS: WOW

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I mean it does make a certain kind of sense, an evil facist wouldn't consider happy people civilized 🤔

The kind of people who don't cause strife both for themselves and others in the name of ambition have no use to a Dark Lord 😁

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88d

Story structure can be good, it can also make it painfully obvious. Personally I prefer not being able to guess the ending after the first chapter... 🤔😁

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One panel comic by Tom Gauld showing a tall man and a short elf walking over a mountain.
The elf reading a book says, "We've had our "inciting incident" and we're on the "journey" so it seems like we'll be having a "crisis" any minute now..."
The man looking annoyed replies, "This quest was a lot more fun before you got that book on story structure."

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63d

So, if I'm reading this correctly, if I suggest library cats for all libraries I will inevitably become king of the world... 😜😁

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There pictures of a grey cat in a library captioned:
1: Beloved Cat Fired from His Job at a Local Public Library
2: Beloved Cat Will Keep His Job at the Local Library After
International Backlash
3: Library Cat Outlasts Councilman That Wanted Him Gone

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50d

All good choices, but one is clearly better than the others 😁

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48d

I could write that, but it would be called:
"Suck it, I do what I want! And other stories about the time I f*cked around and found out." 😜😂
An instant peguin classic!

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Picture of a satirical penguin classic:
PENGUIN BOOKS
Suck It: A Defense of my Life Choices
J. M. Howard
COMPLETE UNABRIDGED

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