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I mean, Hebden Bridge does sound a lot more fun... 😂

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Photo of a little book house on which someone has put an angry note reading: WHOEVER IS PLACING THE COPYS OF PORNOGRAPHIC LITERATURE IN HERE, STOP! CORNHOLME IS A GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN VILLAGE. IF THIS FILTH IS TO YOUR LIKING MAY WE SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE TO THE CESS PIT THAT IS HEBDEN BRIDGE!

Captioned: I don’t know about you, but I'm off to Hebden Bridge!

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Ornament Thesis
https://subspacewagon.systems/ornament-thesis/

Shortcuts and Brokerage Meetings
https://subspacewagon.systems/shortcuts-and-brokerage-meetings/

The Diaspora Of Moonlight Interposed
https://archive.org/details/the-diaspora-of-moonlight-interposed-by-richard-j-tilley

Without Edits Or Morning Tossing Or Gremial Veil Hoofprints
https://archive.org/details/without-edits-or-morning-tossing-or-gremial-veil-hoofprints-by-richard-j-tilley

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39d

All hail Gandalf The Green 😜😂

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Three screenshots from the Lord of the Rings movies
Frodo: Here Gandalf, you take the ring
Gandalf: Fuck it, why not?
Later: Its a dark time. Hobbits rule Middle-Earth. The kingdoms of man are forced to work in vast pipewseed farms. The Elves research day and night to increase the potency of the plant. Dark Lord Gandalf has not been even remotely sober in over 1000 years.

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ICYM: Announcing A Game of Poisons, Thorne & Hayes 1. It's a buddy cop police procedural and P.I. Tracy Hayes spin-off. Preorder links and an unedited sample chapter are up. Out December 6.
http://www.susannashore.com/gameofpoisons.html

#bookstodon #crimefiction #preorder

The cover of A Game of Poisons by Susanna Shore.

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A Game of Poisons. Thorne & Hayes 1.

Stumbling onto a dead body on his morning jog wasn’t how Noah Thorne expected to start his new career as a homicide detective in NYPD. Running into his ex on the crime scene wasn’t in his books either, but there he is, ruining Noah’s first day.

Detective Trevor Hayes didn’t expect to meet his new partner over a dead body. A rich boy lawyer from Boston wasn’t who he had in mind either. The two of them have nothing in common—apart from a good taste in suits—and the drama Noah brings into the partnership is something else. What was their captain thinking?

The death of a young woman is puzzling. There are no signs of violence or any evidence of outside presence, but the body has clearly been staged. Was the death an attention seeking stunt gone wrong? Or is it work of a very careful killer? Evidence points to several directions at once, and one of them is Noah’s ex, Assistant DA Oliver Prescott.

Noah and Trevor have their plate full with the puzzling mystery, Noah’s ex, and his aunt, a criminal psychologist with her own views about the killer. Can the new partners solve the mystery before they become the next victims in the game of poisons?

This buddy cop police procedural is a P.I. Tracy Hayes spin-off, but it can easily be read as a stand-alone too.

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The Piano Juries
https://subspacewagon.systems/new-book-the-piano-juries-the-last-book-with-god/

When God leaves
https://subspacewagon.systems/the-aftermath-when-god-leaves-cross-posted/

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@developerjustin/117540742946720226

Tonight's build is likely destructive to any existing books but it's a one time issue because....

*drumroll*

...Bookpulse has iCloud syncing between Macs now!

Widgets too!

#TestFlight #Apple #bookstodon
#NowReading

https://testflight.apple.com/join/BMtKrZ1V

This image shows a digital storefront with a book cover for "Star Wars: Edge of the Abyss (Reign of the Empire)" and various price-related elements. The text includes "Star Wars: Edge of the Abyss (Reign of the Empire)," "Rebellion Rhinoceros," "Price goal," "Notify me at or above," and "Goal: $5.00."

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The real question is an Eternal Conflict necessarily the same thing as the First Conflict 🤔😁

#eBooks available at: https://payhip.com/NickEastIndieWriter

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P-wyrds and fading stars
“In an eternal conflict, who keeps score?”
~The balance

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Three clouds in the sky joining hands
https://subspacewagon.systems/three-clouds-in-the-sky-joining-hands/

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If you like buying books directly from authors, and enjoy specualtive fiction that is queer-normative, then this blog is for you! 😊

https://elisecarlson.com/2026/08/09/queer-normative-scifi-fantasy-direct-from-authors/

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Recent books

https://subspacewagon.systems/recent-books/

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9d

*Waves book aggressively*
How is this so hard to understand! 😜😂

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'You don't mind waiting in the
car?’

'I have a book'

'You won't get bored'

‘I have a book'

‘I might be an hour!'

*Waves book*

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Finished I'll Take The Fire by Leïla Slimani. The last part of the trilogy that traces the rise and partial fall of a Moroccan/French family over the best part of a century. The clash of the old and the new. Wonder how much is really autobiography. Worth your time. #bookstodon @bookstodon #KeefsReads

Come of the book. A woman who may be dancing

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To jest spokojnie topka kryminałów polskich autorów i jeden z najbrutalniejszych (i najbardziej "horrorowych") przedstawicieli tego nurtu, jakie czytałem. Dużo złości, nienawiści, bardzo mroczna sprawa, no i Igor Brudny. Jest trochę "hollywódzka", ale to nie zmienia faktu, że świetnie się to czyta. Będę kontynuował.

https://lubimyczytac.pl/ksiazka/sfora/opinia/101355971

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Okładka e-booka "Sfora" autorstwa Przemysława Piotrowskiego. E-book ma 447 stron.

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Upon the Written Hours
https://archive.org/details/upon-the-written-hours-richard-jtilley/Upon%20The%20Writte%20Hours%20by%20Richard%20J%20Tilley/

More Songs
https://archive.org/details/more-songs-the-true-name-of-a-friend-by-richard-j-tilley

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Ever read #equestrian fiction with disability rep? Yeah, me neither. So I wrote my own. Enjoy this #contemporary #YA

https://books2read.com/WalkingSummer

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RE: https://wandering.shop/@older/117378461467317512

Woohoo! @bookstodon is gonna love this! #speculativefiction #scifi #HopePunk #bookstodon

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Love getting lost in a historical fiction series?

Set in 19th-century Ireland, The Fitzgeralds of Dublin series follows one family through hardship, secrets, and choices that echo across generations.

📚️️️️️️ Books 1–9 available as box sets
📖 Read free in Kindle Unlimited

Amazon - https://mybook.to/FitzgeraldsBoxSets

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I usually enjoy 19th century classics just fine, but although parts of this were great, the whole was not for me. Ludicrously long and with an oddly adolescent emotional tone, with the main character Levin in particular lurching dramatically from mood to mood in a way that is hard to accept from an adult. The aristocratic political philosophy, of which there is a lot, is vaguely interesting historically but pretty crappy morally speaking. @bookstodon #bookstodon

Anna Karenin (aka Anna Karenina) by Leo Tolstoy. Translated by Rosemary Edmonds.

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First you have to force feed them some propaganda like "the strong should prey on the weak."
And then you can have instant replay of #LordOfTheFlies 🤔😒

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