Three thieves try to steal a valuable jade that is tightly guarded by a security chief. But the security guards are not the only obstacle these thieves are facing. An extremely unlucky internationally known master thief is also trying to get a hand on this piece of precious jade. What would be the final destination of this piece of crazy stone?

人到中年的何大上是丽江束河古镇一家小旅馆的老板，他的老婆终日围绕着他，给他一种从头管到脚式的爱，何大上不知如何摆脱这样的束缚。一天清晨，他在河边拣到了一只顺水漂来的皮箱，箱子里的东西让他魂飞魄散……与此同时，生意清淡的小旅馆里却住进了一对怪异的夫妻，女人尤其神秘……何大上以为自己梦想的自由到来了，却不料从此陷入无尽的噩梦之中……