A bad Polish actor is just trying to make a living when Poland is invaded by the Germans in World War II. His wife has the habit of entertaining young Polish officers while he's on stage, which is also a source of depression to him. When one of her officers comes back on a Secret Mission, the actor takes charge and comes up with a plan for them to escape.

When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

年轻的法克斯坦博士神推鬼撞下来到祖父的城堡，无意中发现了一本祖父的记事簿，在驼背人伊哥与性感野性的伊加帮助下，加上偷回来的脑，根据祖父的科学实验资料，成功制造了一具怪物——科学怪人。可惜，偷回来的脑出了岔子，导致科学怪人极渴望被爱，它离家出走，在郊外遇上小女孩与一名瞎子……

A conniving Broadway producer and his meek accountant plan to profit from charming wealthy old biddies to invest in an overbudget production, and then put on a sure-fire disaster, so nobody will ask for their money back — and what's more disastrous than a tasteless musical celebrating Adolf Hitler.