a review of 子弹列车

I'm writing this while Bullet Train hasn't finished yet, which, yeah, isn't a good sign. I was hoping Bullet Train would be an entertaining, John Woo-esque, over-the-top action flick, but the moment the Ritchie / Tarantino style wannabe-humorous bullshit discussions between the Brits started, I knew this film would be a tedious farce, and in my humble opinion, comedic roles don't work well with certain actors, such as Brad Pitt and Jake Gyllenhaal. In short: 'Bullshit Train'. 😜